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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/08/2026
I am a fan of the #Lynx hat. #WNBA
Blue Minnesota Lynx hat on a table with just the Lynx logo, no text.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/07/2026
@bsky.app Fix this janky nonsense.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 19/07/2026
I’m locked in. #worldcup #trevornoah
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Garret @garretevans.com · 11/06/2026
🐢 vs 🐇 shit #nba #finals
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Garret @garretevans.com · 08/06/2026
Somewhat surprisingly, the art museum in OKC has a permanent installation of a bunch of his work. Including a 55 foot glass tower. It's wild stuff.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/05/2026
Let’s go! #Thunder #WCF
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/05/2026
Me watching the #Thunder game while sitting calmly on my couch. #NBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 11/03/2026
This dork #Pokemon #Pokopia
Image of the Ditto from Pokopia transformed into a human making a frowning face at the camera.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 03/03/2026
#uspol
Pokopia title screen with the words "operation epic fury" as the title
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/02/2026
#Thunder Up! #NBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/02/2026
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Garret @garretevans.com · 04/02/2026
I have seen this as the list for tonight. Gotta be a rough one if so.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 05/12/2025
#MetroidPrime4 #Metroid #Switch
Samus in morphball form next to a hole with the caption “This is my hole. It was made for me.”
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Garret @garretevans.com · 29/09/2025
Fun #sunset clouds last night.
A dimming blue sky behind increasingly darkening orange clouds. A tiny crescent moon is peaking through the clouds.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 28/09/2025
#rapture
Image of a pair of shoes on their own in the middle of a walking trail. No one is around.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 27/09/2025
Looks like I’m now “sitting on my back porch reading an actual, physical newspaper” years old now. #theOnion
Image of The Onion newspaper in the foreground in someone’s hands with a green backyard in the background. There is a weird crocodile statue under a tree with two stone children sculptures riding it, and, baby, you know that’s what got this person to rent this house.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/09/2025
I am the man who delivers. @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp
Screenshot of the Death Stranding 2 trophy listing showing a platinum trophy. Screenshot of the Death Stranding trophy listing showing a platinum trophy.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/09/2025
I HAVE THE TOTE. I SHALL NOW TOTE. @theonion.com
Image of The Onion tote bag and most recent printing of the paper
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Garret @garretevans.com · 09/09/2025
I know I've said this before, but these buttons do nothing. #Bluesky, make these buttons do what they say!
image of the "Show more like this" and "Show less like this" buttons that are available on posts in the Discover feed. I've been using them since they showed up and still get the types of posts I don't want to see.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 04/09/2025
It's been 80 years... #Silksong
Image of a Switch 2 on a desk with the title screen to Silksong on it. In the background are Noah and Mio Amiibo on top of a Mac Mini because this person is a man of taste and culture.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 31/07/2025
I 100% bought a hardback copy of Death of the Author because @nnedi.bsky.social made a post about it and it showed up on my Discover feed. It's on my desk right now next to me, and I'm enjoying it a lot.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 14/07/2025
@reckless.bsky.social @davidpierce.xyz Found a wild party speaker today in a small brewery in Belgium: De Struise Brouwers
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/04/2025
#Thunder win.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/04/2025
Got a peony a'bloomin'. #flowers
Image of white peony flower bloom in a backyard in an overgrown flower bed that needs some work.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/04/2025
Wow, what a rally...
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Garret @garretevans.com · 18/04/2025
I’m moving to a new house this weekend, and may I share the best part of this home?
I’m mage of an alligator statue with two children riding on its back. 

It sits in a large, circular planter under a tree in a backyard.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 24/03/2025
Ayyyy guuurl, you wanna meet up over at Bump Ass Park?
A screen grab of a map focused on a park named “Bumpass Park” where we in this post are affectionately calling “Bump Ass Park.”
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Garret @garretevans.com · 05/03/2025
That's an oof.
Screengrab of CNN headline: "A protest in pink: Democrats respond to Trump's speech through clothes"
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/02/2025
I’m pretty happy with this ride, though I was a little slower than I’d like. That was really only because today was the first long ride of the year so my body wasn’t fully ready. I forgot my snacks! But I did stop and buy the greatest Snickers bar ever, ha. #cycling
Image of workout details for a bike ride. 38.74 miles. Average speed 10mph.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 09/02/2025
Tried to watch a trailer for a game and got this pop-up on their website. That's gonna be a "No" from me, dawg.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 05/02/2025
Firefox (on desktop at least) actually has a pretty good Copy option. When it sees tracking garbage, that Copy Without Site Tracking option will be available and it'll do it for you. On mobile, I'm not sure.
Image of the right click menu when selecting a URL in the Firefox url input. The list it gives is: Undo, Redo, Cut, Copy, Copy Without Site Tracking, Paste, Paste and Go, Delete, Select All
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Garret @garretevans.com · 30/12/2024
Still works for me so far.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/12/2024
I just saw this in my feed and thought it was fake, so I looked up the final score, and woof.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 11/12/2024
A wild Chet has appeared! #Thunder #NBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 11/12/2024
We will hopefully win this one! #Thunder #NBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 08/12/2024
Finally got a chance to play the #MassEffect board game tonight, and it’s excellent. Good work, @ithayla.bsky.social!
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/12/2024
Reminder:
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Garret @garretevans.com · 26/11/2024
Same.
Image of the side of a cardboard box with the text “Useless if dropped” printed.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/11/2024
W! #Thunder #NBA
Image of Paycom Arena court after the Thunder win against the Trail Blazers.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/11/2024
We better win this game tonight. #Thunder #NBA
Image of OKC Thunder court
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/11/2024
Bye, bitch #twitter #twitterExodus
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/11/2024
Update: I guess four tweets had some issues being deleted. But whatever.
Image of full progress bar with the text "Deleting 32517 Tweets, 32513 deleted" above it.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/11/2024
The process has BEGUN #Twitter #TwitterExodus
Image of a progress bar slightly filled with the words "Deleting 32517 Tweets, 466 deleted" above it.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 15/11/2024
Current mood
Short, green electric box next to a sidewalk that has a melty looking happy face drawn on the top of it.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 12/11/2024
Already pretty tired of post-#election coverage, so here are some #cats. One is fat as hell.
Image of one fat orange cat and one thinner tabby cat laying on a couch.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 02/11/2024
#Sunset
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Garret @garretevans.com · 06/10/2024
Got my #MassEffect board game in yesterday and have just started reading the rules. Looks really fun so far! @ithayla.bsky.social
Photo of the box for the Mass Effect board game
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/09/2024
I got a new bell for my bike this week, and my days of shouting “on your left!” are now over. The bell speaks for me now. All shall obey the bell. #cycling
Photo of a sunrise on a morning bike ride.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 17/09/2024
I’m the best. Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #143,885!
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Garret @garretevans.com · 07/09/2024
That’s fair. I was curious about what Masto does now, and they steer a new person to the “main” server (for lack of better words). I know it wasn’t always this way, and I think some people didn’t like it because of “favoritism.” But they also wanted it to be easier so it’s a tough nut to crack.
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