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L.A. Witt

@gallagherwitt.bsky.social
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Author. Artist. Hockey fan (Penguins & Kraken). Ron Howard didn't write it - I did. Tax the rich or eat them.

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Here to Help! @justheref4thegos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here you go Democrat operatives. Here's the party's plank and talking points in one tidy package. Pay Witt for it too.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apparently there's a contingent of romance authors removing spice from their books and urging others to do the same, so anyway here's my queer-inclusive book on writing better, hotter, sexier sex scenes: Heat Up Your Hot Scenes www.gallagherwitt.com/heat-up-your...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Apparently there's a contingent of romance authors removing spice from their books and urging others to do the same, so anyway here's my queer-inclusive book on writing better, hotter, sexier sex scenes: Heat Up Your Hot Scenes www.gallagherwitt.com/heat-up-your...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Shift Change is on its way!!
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Geneva Vand @genevavand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Remember that recent change Amazon made that allowed authors to enable DRM free epub downloads of their kindle books? Amazon has redesigned the content library page and you can no longer access that option. It is conveniently missing from the drop-down menus. 🧵 1/2
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
$2.99 for a VERY limited time! Pre-order OVER THE LINE M/M hockey romance between the veteran superstar and the rookie's silver fox dad. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GY91HBG7
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Xanthe GrAce PA @xanthe-grace-pa.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
✨Out Now!✨ Edging Coach by @gabbigrey.bsky.social and @gallagherwitt.bsky.social ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ books2read.com/EdgingCoach My review - goodreads.com/review/show/... #NewRelease #KindleUnlimited #MMRomance #GabbiGrey #LAWitt
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Anna Zabo @amergina.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hey Pittsburgh folks! @gallagherwitt.bsky.social and I will be doing a joint signing this Saturday (May 23rd) at The Shelf Love Society book store in Lawrenceville from 11am to 12:30. www.theshelflovesociety.com
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Home-2 | The Shelf Love Society
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/03/2026
I'm not sure we have a more explicit example of an artist who said "hey, if you give me any money I will definitely go hurt this small group of people with it, so.... money please??" Some situations have nuance. She smashed all nuance with a sledgehammer years ago.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I need every hotel chain to consider the following when they decide on shower and faucet configurations: If you've been flying for 80 million hours and are jetlagged to the point of hallucinating, do you want FANCY shower controls? Or EASY FUNCTIONAL INTUITIVE ones? Stop with the nonsense.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
COMING SOON: Edging Coach * Age Gap * Player/Coach * Forbidden Love + Forced Proximity * Younger experienced Dom + older novice sub * Hockeyyy! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSWHBV7W
May 20, 2026. Edging Coach written by Gabbi Grey and L.A. Witt. Listed tropes: Age gap, player/coach, forbidden love + forced proximity, younger experienced Dom + older novice sub, hockey.Coming Soon: Edging Coach. Quote from book: There I was. In the locker room of the team I was here to coach. Face to face with the man who'd put me on my knees last night.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I still don't understand how this isn't the headline everywhere. If Biden or Obama said the words, "I'm allowed to destroy the country" Fox News would be giving tips on where to buy pitchforks and torches.
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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 20/02/2026
I'm a law guy, not a politics knower, but "Trump illegally taxed/stole $175 billion from Americans" seems like good messaging.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/02/2026
Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.
Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times “Breaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a “Share” option and a bell icon.
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
There's a delightful gay romance novella with the premise that two guys both go to the zoo for one of these events and it turns out they are paying to feed salmon to bears in the name of the same ex-boyfriend. "Two Dead Fish Named Kevin" by @gallagherwitt.bsky.social
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'll be signing (and selling) books at the Bethel Park Half Price Books on Saturday from 2-4pm! Come by, get a book vandalized, and find out what kind of unhinged nonsense flies out of my mouth when I'm supposed to be professional!
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I'm old enough to remember when right wing ammosexuals didn't say things like "if you show up armed instead of protesting peacefully, you're going to get shot!" or "if you show up with a gun, you're not there protesting peacefully!"
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skeluro @skeluro.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
There’s always skeletons in the closet of someone who’s against trans rights on the grounds of "children’s safety". And by "skeletons" I mean child sexual assault material, and by "closet" I mean hard drives.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Wait so after ***TRUMP*** describes immigrants as invaders, rapists, animals, terrorists, etc., and people on the left as violent radical extremists... ...NOW we need to stop the hateful rhetoric? Fuuuuuuuuck yoooooou.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's here!! NEXT MAN UP is available now! Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, Paperback, and Hardcover! www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
** AVAILABLE TOMORROW!! ** Next Man Up is ALMOST here! $2.99 preorder! www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-... #mmromance #hockeyromance #gayhockeyromance
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Cari Z/Cath Lauria @caricath.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I'm not saying this is going to be the greatest audiobook ever, but it's going to come damn close. My new novel with @gallagherwitt.bsky.social will be narrated duet-style if we get this Kickstarter funded! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gal...
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Launch FRAMED in a DUET Narration!
Help us bring this book to life in a *DUET* narration with Nick J. Russo and Michael Ferraiuolo!
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Fuck everyone who has ever supported this semi-sentient glob of congealed self-tanner. You did this. The blood of Venezuelan civilians and American service members is on your hands. I hope that haunts you for the rest of your life. I know it won't. But I hope it does.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Make 2026 the year you WRITE! I can help! * Writing Faster for the Win * Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!) * Heat Up Your Hot Scenes www.gallagherwitt.com/-non-fiction... #booksforwriters #writinglife #writing #writer
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Coming January 7: NEXT MAN UP $2.99 Preorder 30% of royalties go to the John and Matthew Gaudreau Foundation. www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...
Cover art for Next Man Up by L.A. Witt. Quote: "There was no hockey anymore without missing my best friend."
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The heartache begins January 7th. Next Man Up www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...
Cover art for Next Man Up on top of an ice background. Text reads "Next Man Up, January 7, 2026." Quote reads "There was no hockey anymore without missing my best friend."
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Come for the hockey, stay for the feels. NEXT MAN UP $2.99 preorder - Available January 7 www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...
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Anna Zabo @amergina.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Just a reminder that I've written some m/m hockey romances, and if you've enjoyed Heated Rivalry, you might like these, as well. The first two are co-written with @gallagherwitt.bsky.social, and are long, plot-heavy books. Both deal with some trauma, you check the warnings in the preview.
Image describes the two On the Board books with tropes. Rookie Mistake is Rookie/Veteran, Kinky, and Hurt/Comfort. Scoreless Game is Oblivious dumbasses to lovers, Asexual MC, and the slowest of burns. There's more to come in the series.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Reasons why he is saying this: * To convince people tariffs have done great things. The greatest ever. Things no one has seen before. * To get praise from his sycophants. Things that are not true: * Trump can end income tax. * Trump wants to end income tax for anyone but the ultra rich and himself.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Better Late Than Never Now available EVERYWHERE!! * M/M Military Romance * Forbidden love (officer/enlisted) * Doctor/Corpsman * Divorced over 40 dad * First time with a man * Set in beautiful Spain www.gallagherwitt.com/better-late-...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Coming November 17th... A heartbroken groom. His ex's former sidepiece. A cabin in Maine. All the chemistry from that one sizzling night a year ago... JILTED $2.99 preorder www.amazon.com/Jilted-L-Wit...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
So are we allowed to call them Nazis now? Or do we have to wait until it's WAY too late?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/09/2025
Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be. Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Our Big White Lie is now available! * Sapphic fake wedding romance * Best friends to lovers * Everyone knows but them * KU, Kindle, Hardcover, & Paperback * $0.99 for a very limited time! www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKYD8KRC
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
PSA: RFK Jr is a eugenics-supporting piece of shit. He ALSO has spasmodic dysphonia, which is why his voice sounds the way it does. There are endless ways to express what a piece of shit he is WITHOUT mocking his disability. RFK Jr won’t see what you say about him, but other disabled people will
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If you think it’s a coincidence that Trump picked an unqualified alcoholic rapist as his Secretary of Defense you don’t understand how blowing up boats with US Military to distract from Epstein pressers work.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/08/2025
hi, cis folks! this is present day reality for UK trans folks. it’s outrageous someone should have to have taken this journey to live as themselves, participate in society, & be with who they love. hi, cis americans! this is a future trans americans see that starts with “we need to compromise.”
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Lola Gayle @lolagaylec.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
NOW AVAILABLE! Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!) A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind. * Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time) * Kindle Unlimited * Paperback & Hardcover www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
NOW AVAILABLE! Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!) A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind. * Kindle ($2.99 for a very limited time) * Kindle Unlimited * Paperback & Hardcover www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
So Kobo has updated their dashboard, and now when you publish a new book... there's no link provided. You have to go search for the book and get the link that way (assuming the search function behaves). This was confirmed to me by Kobo. That just seems like a ridiculous feature to remove. 🤷‍♀️
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!) A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind. Available August 27th. $2.99 preorder (that price is for a VERY limited time!) www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Coming August 27th - 500+ pages of things I wish I knew 17 years ago. Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don’t have to!) - $2.99 preorder! www.amazon.com/Everything-L...
Girl typing on a typewriter. Above her, the cover of the book Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to) by L.A. Witt.  Teaser text reads You are not a failure if your book has errors in it, and your career is not doomed if a reader notices them.
I promise. It’s okay.
Don’t believe me?
Want an example? 
Perhaps a little schadenfreude? 
All right, here goes… "
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 31/07/2025
My wife is in Vogue shitting on your AI-generated "art" 💜 www.vogue.com/article/matt...
Well, everything. The death of art. [Laughs.] A thing that I’ve been struck by in the last year of tech development around art is that what makes us human is making art, even if you’re not a professional artist. This is kind of corny, but I think about cavemen, right? One of the first things we ever did as a species was put our handprints on a wall, and it’s just this drive that has always been there. It’ll always be there. And I think it’s preposterous that these people are suggesting that they develop this technology, and the first thing they want to eliminate is art, so you have more time to…what, email? I don’t know what they think I’m going to do with my fucking day. Most of the population is not artists, but a lot of the population has artistic hobbies, and if you replace that with a computer doing it for you or whatever, it’s just pointless. I think there’s a death drive in these people, almost, and an actual hatred of artists; they are jealous of people with imagination because they don’t have one, and they almost consciously want to eliminate it.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!) A guide to writing and publishing without (completely) losing your mind. $2.99 Preorder. Available August 27. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBLJ9W7V/
Girl using a typewriter. The cover of Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to) by L.A. Witt. Accompanying text reads: 17 years, 200 titles, eleventy billion mistakes. A 500-page guide to skipping that last part.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Since this is apparently making the rounds again... Ron Howard didn't write it. I did.
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L.A. Witt @gallagherwitt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I take a medication that makes carbonated drinks taste weird. When I describe it as "it makes soda taste like licking a 9-volt battery," more people than you'd expect give an understanding nod and say "Ooh, that's unpleasant." So. Yeah. XD
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