Logging into Bsky now after not checking it for a while is like
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Troy Community
Alt: Troy Community scene where he is the one who picks up the pizzas and when he returns everything is on fire and messed up
Galabriel Esq
@galalefey.bsky.social
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Latina NYC-area biz/corp-lawyer, but not yours. Opinions my own. Dilettante dabbler. Profile pic is me dressed to lead an outdoor mobile silent disco, because joy makes people underestimate me. Banner is a Tiffany stained glass window at NYC’s Met Museum.
![Do not address your Cybertruck directly while washing it. Speak only of idle gossip, of the weather — which, again, has some pretty clear requirements for this situation to even be taking place at all — or the latest results of international dressage competitions. Use a light tone if you must talk at all; [highlight] hints of judgment or remonstrance will result in the rear two tires falling off, [/highlight] and the touchscreen will begin to bleed as from stigmata.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u45hqzk7counfbwyg5edhmvi/bafkreia7nf6c5zhy5mgncif55zpglffu4tmgjbgdjcfxmgglmjxhmg7b6m)
