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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/10/2026

Just remember everyone, Don't Be Like Ted Wheeler

Sticker design: "Ted Wheeler Doesn't Thank The Driver When He Gets Off The Bus" with a Trimet bus

neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/09/2026

It was the first song I put on a playlist for my own funeral when it was looking like I might have just a few months left.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/09/2026

Dynamo Prints are local to PDX and do hard to remove eggshell vinyl prints at great prices, just saying

Sticker with "Don't park in the bike lane" over a bike lane symbol

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 15/09/2026

This is the bar's logo according to the chuds' AI slop event poster. You can't convince me a man who sees no problem with that being a "Sports Bra" actually cares about women athletes.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 15/09/2026

This is the bar's logo according to the chuds' AI slop event poster. You can't convince me a man who sees no problem with that being a "Sports Bra" actually cares about women athletes.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 14/09/2026

I always think of this "woman" from the mid 1800s that had chunks of their diary on exhibits in a history museum in Michigan when I visited in 2017. They looked like they'd been there a while.

Museum bio for someone called Adeline Eliza Graham born in 1864 with a silhouette stylized to an adult woman from that time. Text of bio in next image

Bio closeup, tweaked for readability. Adeline Eliza Graham. Adeline was born on August 26 1864 in Berrien Springs eight months before the civil war ended. Adeline was the youngest of the seven children of a prosperous Berrien Springs farmer, George Graham, and his wife Mary. Adeline and her family lived in a farmhouse in the village. For two years, beginning when she was 15, Adeline penned in her diary strong opinions about her friends, family and community. A ringleader among her friends, this tomboy preferred to be called "Adam" and enjoyed boy's games. Follow her story by looking for the peach diary pages.

1880 Diary entry from them: Pa and the hired man went to Niles to day and as I am generally "The Man of the Family" when they are both gone he left the horses and things in my care, and I always like that more than most anything. So I watered the horses first thing.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 13/09/2026

From the capitalists that brought you Palantir and Sauron,,,

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 11/09/2026

It's especially impressive when their argument is a pretty explicit "It's not a genocide, it's just ethnic cleansing"

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 09/09/2026

oh no! the incels are now volcels! whatever shall we do?!

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 09/09/2026

> Lehrer sings the song from the point of view of an eminent Russian mathematician who learns from Lobachevsky that plagiarism is the secret of success in mathematics ("only be sure always to call it please 'research'") www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU_j...

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Lobachevsky (song) - Wikipedia

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 08/09/2026

Loving that this is how I found the acct of who made my new favorite bar and soccer team happen after moving from Portland to Minneapolis earlier this year.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/09/2026

It's for taking a bike on the train and a record breaking elevator up to the top of the hill and then bombing down at silly unsafe speeds en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoobomb

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Zoobomb - Wikipedia

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 05/09/2026

I love that tread tool holder! Is the pattern available anywhere? Here's a container I just designed for my HRT supplies

3D printed box with a hinged lid in trans flag colors. It has sections for syringes, fill and injection needles, alcohol pads, and an estrogen vial in a holder in the center. There's a tiny drawer in the front with unopened vials

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/08/2026

It's so telling how the women's league athletes and their actual fans have been the staunchest supporters of trans rights. NWSL games even in deep red states usually feature "Trans People Belong Everywhere" or similar fan rail banners. You get the same washed up players pulling a Cunningham and...

nbcnews.com

L.A. soccer stars blast teammate's 'racist and transphobic' op-ed calling for NWSL 'gender standards'

Angel City FC captains Sarah Gorden and Angelina Anderson said the editorial by Elizabeth Eddy had "disgusted" the team.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/08/2026

I grew up in hippy CA listening to country and picked up "y'all" at a very young age. I definitely get a little 😑 at the way folks emphasize it in their speech when their qualia focuses on gender neutrality, but that doesn't mean I think they should stop?

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/08/2026

Also that list of 20 commonly cut materials did not mention acrylic, when it accounting for 99% of hobbyist cut plastic is probably an under-estimate

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/08/2026

Found a site devoted to laser cutting, w/ plenty of older content that seemed solid, sharing an article listing PVC as the most commonly cut plastic. Actual "Intro To Laser Cutting" articles written by a human include a "DO NOT CUT PVC!! It releases chlorine gas that damages lungs and machinery!!!!"

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/08/2026

It's been confirmed, but given their history and surprise hopefully it'll be un-confirmed soon.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/08/2026

Even more blatantly, specifically trans women in sports. You have systematic reviews from this year showing no evidence of trans women having significant advantages, but daily I still see transphobes, many with power, saying that science conclusively supports them.

bjsm.bmj.com

Body composition and physical fitness in transgender versus cisgender individuals: a systematic review with meta-analysis

Objective To compare body composition and physical fitness between transgender and cisgender individuals. Design Systematic review with meta-analysis. Data sources PubMed, Web of Science, Embase and...

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 18/08/2026

I was hit in the same way 5 times while doing 30 on the same stretch of road, with a bike lane, on my commute. It was always cars passing me and then cutting me off with an unsignalled right turn. I only escaped major injuries because years mountain biking gave me experience crashing safely.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 18/08/2026

Bonus points when there's cars in front of you slowing *you* down, but it's obviously still your fault.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/06/2026

Dug a tiny bit more and realized the issue. The decision text inserts the dash in market-place//.org because it won't fit on a line 🤦‍♀️ Now that I can actually read the article, I can just say it's trash. "This could be like 0.1% of babies!!1!" Sorry it's actually "thousands"

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/06/2026

Reading through Thomas' more than 3x as long dissent was an adventure, but a highlight was fearmongering about "birth tourism" with a link to 2019 article on a domain now for sale by GoDaddy. At publication it was held anonymously, and a year prior by some guy in Algeria. Can't find an archived copy

market-place.org

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/06/2026

I live in Minneapolis now! It's been 10 days and I'm already "Mommy" to the autistic kiddo of my partner who I've been an aunt to for years 🥹

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/05/2026

We're stayin' up We're stayin' uuuup Fuck this fucking season But we're staying up #COYS

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/05/2026

java, js, rust, kotlin, c, c++, html/xml, scala, haskell, scheme, sql, ruby, python, amd64, ... i was a staff computerer until brain cancer took me out, now I just watch my former industry from outside, with so much computering done by people who confidently have no idea what they're talking about

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/05/2026

I've been the one operating a trash elevator that comes out of those metal hatches on the sidewalk and seen lack of maintenance up close. There's a reason I avoid stepping on them if I can.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/05/2026

I've heard multiple transfems say that like me they had various troubles peeing post-surgery and were not at all warned or supported when they contacted their surgeon. It's likely pelvic floor muscles reacting to ongoing pain and not returning to normal after. Pelvic floor PT has helped a lot!

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/05/2026

p. much my only use for those too. it's like food that's sentimentally boring?

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/05/2026

Congrats! Welcome to the deballed! Do you want some advice I wish my surgeon had given?

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/05/2026

totally depends on what I'm having, but the Brother Bru-Bru's African is my default right now. Spice as an AuDHD stim. arranged roughly hot to very hot

A line of eight hot sauce bottles, left to right, hot to very hot:
1. Hot Mama Salsa roasted carrot habanero
2. Brother Bru-Bru's African hot pepper sauce
3. Brother Bru-Brus Latin American hot sauce
4. Yucatan Sunshine Habanero
5. Queen Majesty scotch bonnet and ginger
6. Melinda's Bhut Jolokia Ghost Pepper
7. Seasonal Tortuga Gordo Fermented
8. Torchbearer Sauces Garlic Reaper

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 18/05/2026

I learned Maia Poet existed from a podcast yesterday, and this was all an incredible way to find out what she looks like

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 18/05/2026

oh no. i make jewelry, get this all the time, and just say "thanks, I made them!" and then wander off. oh no. oh no.

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 17/05/2026

No where else I've found sells grilled serrano peppers to add to your tacos like they did 😥

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 17/05/2026

Why just go Roman when you can go full Roman Church?

The above meme, except the numbers are represented using church numerals from lambda calculus, where "2" is the successor of the successor of the function z, which is a base, essentially zero. it's spelled λs.λz.s(s(z))

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 06/05/2026

Surely they'll learn *this* time. Surely. Right??

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/05/2026

Rust commies making people expect borrowing to be free

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/05/2026

Irvington even has the Upper/Lower sub-neighborhoods

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/05/2026

Me And You And Everyone We Know And Grogu

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/05/2026

Irvington is spot on given the upper/lower Irvington sub-neighborhoods

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David Beffert @dbeffert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

“The Timbers Army and the 107IST stand in total solidarity with the Vancouver Southsiders, Rain City Brigade, and all Whitecaps supporters.” #RCTID #SaveTheCaps #VWFC 107ist.org/TimbersArmyB...

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107 Independent Supporters Trust - A House Divided Cannot Stand: Portland Stands with Vancouver

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/04/2026

I wanted to make this when it looked like it'd be 3, but it's still true

A Cap'n Crunch "Oops! All Berries" cereal box edited so all the berries are green with a white spot and "Oops! All Penalties"

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/04/2026

"hey, can we move this chat to signal?" is the hottest possible DM on lex

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/04/2026

"It's unclear how the jury arrived at capital punishment for both parties in a civil suit, but the law's the law I guess"

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