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MitziPDX

@mitzipdx.bsky.social
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Soccer, fancy dancing & oontz. She/her/tired.

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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the rumored name for that team was the Atlanta Vibe? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 short corners in a row. This is a personal attack.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Becky just shot her TV
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made pancakes for breakfast and as always the clean-up reminds me why I don't make pancakes for breakfast more often
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today I attempted to load Bubba into his carrier for a trip to the vet, he escaped while I dilly dallied around and he got BIG mad when I tried to gently scoop him up again so I had to cancel. he's forgiven me but damn I feel like a dick. :/
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Laura Harvey to the white courtesy phone plz
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a strategic error and put on Disintegration while running errands this morning now I just want to lay face down in an aisle at Winco
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AT LONG LAST
Goofy taxidermied cougar
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh Union baby I'm so sorry
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Celebrate, thanks
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today in having a normal one I went to run an errand at lunch, realized I forgot to tell the cat I was coming back and trudged back up to my apt to do so smfh
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@trustedreveler.bsky.social come collect your child!
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thank you new Thorns clothing line for validating my running to Plaid in my jammies and toque as "quietly confident" instead of "depressed for filth but needs caffeine"
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today has been Frustrating so I made avocado toast with eggs over easy and chili crisp for lunch please clap
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's been an ABBA "Gold" kind of morning I tell you what
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*applause*
Grey Kia with a license plate that says PLS CLAP
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I somehow managed to lose a chopstick somewhere between my living room and the kitchen and I think I'm having a stroke
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
get you an IT department that doesn't run updates afterhours and locks up your laptop with bios & firmware updates at 7am
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey you! turn your alarm back on!
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cancelada Parar De Falar
Alt: Cancelada Parar De Falar
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NOBODY SAY A WORD
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the correct answer for the "what do you call it when the rain falls while the sun is shining?" question, especially when driving, is "bullshit"
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The start of college football season heralds the return of mass dog piling on deserving schools and I think that's beautiful
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes.
NITZEREBBPRODUKT
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yessss goths dancing to Noo Shooz yesssss
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've been going to industrial shows in Portland for 25 years and every single time I wonder how many people are here that were at a show with me when we were in our 20s.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this day in aging athleisure goth; adding fresh kt tape to my dodgy foot and debating if I should stay home and be cozy or see a band I've yet to cross off my list smh
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rainy day naps are the best
Thiccc grey and white cat sleeping face down on a white fleece blanket
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This Osnabrück tifo 😍 www.reddit.com/r/soccer/com...
reddit.com
From the soccer community on Reddit: Osnabrück tifo against Bayern
Explore this post and more from the soccer community
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh hell yeah youtu.be/F3JOyA5NY8I?...
youtu.be
George Michael: The Faith Tour | Official Trailer
YouTube video by George Michael
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm finally about 95% done with the admin part of my stepdad's estate with just a few loose ends to tie up and I am so, so burnt out on it. Never die; there's too much paperwork.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's been a lively week that started in Montreal and ended with some significant layoffs that directly affect my area. I'm safe but I have the clarity I need to make decisions for my future. Related, I slept for 10 hours last night. Sometimes bad things can be good things.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gotta say with the buli rights moving to telemundo the can-can music with the longform GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL over the top is gonna be a delight all season
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Have you voted today?!
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Morrison Bridge is lit up pink tonight 💓
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I left my Airbnb at 5am PT/8AM ET this morning. Kid is lucky she's cute.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
View of Mount Hood from the north with hazy low smoke, blue sky, clouds and Mt Jefferson in the background
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Welp my short layover in Chicago is incrementally turning into a long layover in Chicago and I know an Admiral's Club hates to see me coming
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Your airport is too damn big if it's a 16 minute walk to your connection gate. Thank God you clear customs in Montreal for the US.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Packing up to head home tomorrow and the dread I feel is something else. I love my bubba, I love my friends but everything else is trash, Mama.
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
♥️
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When I saw Rammstein in LA in 2022 I wore a t-shirt with Dolly's face in the pit and got so many smiles and compliments. Her joy and spirit was universal. Rest easy, pretty lady.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 25/08/2026
Amazing things are happening on Instagram Reels.
A white woman in a white and black “Sunday Serve” hat and camouflage shirt asking, “Are you looking for a community that loves Jesus and pickleball?”
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today in Montreal driving I almost got killed by a dump truck blasting through a red light and later I almost ran over a groundhog all while my over sensitive rental car yelled at me for everything. I may never unclench.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Alexa, play "At Last" by Etta James
Smoked meat sandwich from Schwartz's Deli in Montreal, plate of coleslaw and can of black cherry soda
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