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pretty dumb for someone so smart she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🪬🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💜 #baonpdx #coys #rctid #woso pdx 🔞 minors dni ID: Profile: "Dyke" in letters smooshed into a heart Banner: "No Smoking" sign with "S M O" painted over

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 09/10/2026
Minnesota flag colors? 👀
Flag of Minnesota. A small white 8 pointed star on a deep blue field on the left with an obtuse angle over a teal field on the right
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/10/2026
i've never wanted to apply a phone update less
bullet item (one of three) from a Pixel phone update announcement:
Instantly customise your Pixel with Harry Potter audiobook packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible. One tap changes your wallpaper, icons, and sounds with elements from the audiobooks. Has a note not shown here that availability ends Dec 31
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/10/2026
Just remember everyone, Don't Be Like Ted Wheeler
Sticker design: "Ted Wheeler Doesn't Thank The Driver When He Gets Off The Bus" with a Trimet bus
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/09/2026
Dynamo Prints are local to PDX and do hard to remove eggshell vinyl prints at great prices, just saying
Sticker with "Don't park in the bike lane" over a bike lane symbol
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 15/09/2026
This is the bar's logo according to the chuds' AI slop event poster. You can't convince me a man who sees no problem with that being a "Sports Bra" actually cares about women athletes.
Close up crop of their AI slop poster (which is not shown in this thread and not worth hunting down) to show a neon sign on the bar with a sports bra logo that's strappy with big cups focused on cleavage. Take it from an athlete with tits that that bra would be awful to play in.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 15/09/2026
This is the bar's logo according to the chuds' AI slop event poster. You can't convince me a man who sees no problem with that being a "Sports Bra" actually cares about women athletes.
Close up crop of their AI slop poster (which is not shown in this thread and not worth hunting down) to show a neon sign on the bar with a sports bra logo that's strappy with big cups focused on cleavage. Take it from an athlete with tits that that bra would be awful to play in.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 14/09/2026
I always think of this "woman" from the mid 1800s that had chunks of their diary on exhibits in a history museum in Michigan when I visited in 2017. They looked like they'd been there a while.
Museum bio for someone called Adeline Eliza Graham born in 1864 with a silhouette stylized to an adult woman from that time. Text of bio in next imageBio closeup, tweaked for readability. Adeline Eliza Graham. Adeline was born on August 26 1864 in Berrien Springs eight months before the civil war ended. Adeline was the youngest of the seven children of a prosperous Berrien Springs farmer, George Graham, and his wife Mary. Adeline and her family lived in a farmhouse in the village. For two years, beginning when she was 15, Adeline penned in her diary strong opinions about her friends, family and community. A ringleader among her friends, this tomboy preferred to be called "Adam" and enjoyed boy's games. Follow her story by looking for the peach diary pages.1880 Diary entry from them: Pa and the hired man went to Niles to day and as I am generally "The Man of the Family" when they are both gone he left the horses and things in my care, and I always like that more than most anything. So I watered the horses first thing.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 13/09/2026
From the capitalists that brought you Palantir and Sauron,,,
Logo for a fake company "Omelas." The O is a septagon with lines from the angles into the center, each thinning to nothing at the center. The "melas" is in DM Dohyeon font
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 05/09/2026
I love that tread tool holder! Is the pattern available anywhere? Here's a container I just designed for my HRT supplies
3D printed box with a hinged lid in trans flag colors. It has sections for syringes, fill and injection needles, alcohol pads, and an estrogen vial in a holder in the center. There's a tiny drawer in the front with unopened vials
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/05/2026
totally depends on what I'm having, but the Brother Bru-Bru's African is my default right now. Spice as an AuDHD stim. arranged roughly hot to very hot
A line of eight hot sauce bottles, left to right, hot to very hot:
1. Hot Mama Salsa roasted carrot habanero
2. Brother Bru-Bru's African hot pepper sauce
3. Brother Bru-Brus Latin American hot sauce
4. Yucatan Sunshine Habanero
5. Queen Majesty scotch bonnet and ginger
6. Melinda's Bhut Jolokia Ghost Pepper 
7. Seasonal Tortuga Gordo Fermented
8. Torchbearer Sauces Garlic Reaper
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 17/05/2026
Why just go Roman when you can go full Roman Church?
The above meme, except the numbers are represented using church numerals from lambda calculus, where "2" is the successor of the successor of the function z, which is a base, essentially zero. it's spelled λs.λz.s(s(z))
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/04/2026
I wanted to make this when it looked like it'd be 3, but it's still true
A Cap'n Crunch "Oops! All Berries" cereal box edited so all the berries are green with a white spot and "Oops! All Penalties"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 28/04/2026
Edit:
The same as above, except now panel 2 features "Loss & Found"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 28/04/2026
Post a meme made by you
A 2x2 panel comic made of separate far sides, the comic text not visible. First a long cow coming through a door, then one talking to a woman at a lost and found in the middle of a prairie, then two standing upright and talking, then the classic cow tools, a cow standing over a bench of nonsense tools. It's loss.jpg.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/04/2026
Dexter whispering meme, but edited to say "omelette du polymorphism"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 23/04/2026
In Robert Sapolsky's essay "Circling the Blanket for God," from teen-me's fave book "The Trouble With Testosterone," he tells of Luther as a monk confessing every day to a new myriad of tiny sins until the exasperated abbot said something like "Is God angry at you or are you angry at God?" Anyway,,
Youtube preview of a drawing of Martin Luther, with a Monty Python god overlaid so they're glaring at each other. A larger painting of Luther looks toward the viewer. Over it is "Is Luther Mad at God??"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 22/04/2026
Homeless folks had set up a camp on a dead end between two sections of a park in a rich neighborhood in Portland. The wealthy complained about it blocking the sidewalk for disabled folks. After they swept the camp they fenced the road off and this was the detour.
A flight of 10 relatively steep concrete stairs going up a hill with no railings. A temporary chain link fence closes off the area to the left of it
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 21/04/2026
i'm so sorry RIP @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
A 2x2 panel comic made of separate far sides, the comic text not visible. First a long cow coming through a door, then one talking to a woman at a lost and found in the middle of a prairie, then two standing upright and talking, then the classic cow tools, a cow standing over a bench of nonsense tools. It's loss.jpg.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/04/2026
They blame the absence of fathers for just about every problem, you'd think two dads would be a *good* thing. (No, there isn't a matching section for moms) publications.tnsosfiles.com/acts/114/res...
WHEREAS, fatherless families are four times more likely to live in poverty than married-couple families; children without fathers are ten times more likely to abuse chemical substances; children from fatherless homes are more likely to have mental health and behavioral issues sixty percent of youth suicides are from fatherless homes; seventy-one percent of high school dropouts are from fatherless homes; fatherless youths are twenty times more likely to be incarcerated; eighty-five percent of youths in prison come from fatherless homes; and in a 2016 study by Peter Langman on the psychology behind fifty-six school shooters, eighty-two percent of the shooters were raised in an unstable family environment or without both biological parents together; and
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/04/2026
I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life, I love you more
A pizza hut with the classic red hat-roof
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 18/04/2026
well,,
paper over bathroom sign saying "toilets are unavailable please use customers for now thank you" in all caps
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 14/04/2026
A movie couple that would definitely have a self hosted podcast.
Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis as high school seniors in his pirate radio setup from Pump Up The Volume. It's a movie about him speaking truth of despair to the comfortable in power with a pirate radio station. It ends with a very explicit "You should break the law if that's what it takes to be heard." You should see it.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 14/04/2026
Tiamat: a little birdie told me you've been complaining about difficulty photographing black cats
Entirely black except a cracked door, with half a sitting upright cat's outline peeking around the corner. She's watching you.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 13/04/2026
WSJ opinion headline "The Case For Looking Away From Suffering"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 08/04/2026
Even there fascists are openly making votes mean less with gerrymandering and voting be more difficult with all manner of voter suppression. We've also long had data showing that public opinion has little effect on congressional action and now you have shit like this from today archive.is/Dqy1V
Headline for linked NYT article: Stung by Voters, Republican Legislators Move to Curb Citizen Initiatives
After citizens in Republican states used ballot measures to protect abortion, expand Medicaid and raise the minimum wage, statehouses are moving to make such initiatives much harder.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 05/04/2026
autism is a spectrum
The caste of Owl House
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 05/04/2026
life is pain #rctid #coys
stock photo of a girl crying in a corner, she has a Tottenham Hotspur (Fighting against relegation) flag on one side and Portland Timbers (they'd be fighting relegation if it existed in US soccer) on the other
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 04/04/2026
Quoted image edited with the headline partially erased to now read "Wall Street Closed for Good, future overflowing"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 03/04/2026
Stickers. "Anti automobile aktion" around offset red and black high speed trains
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 02/04/2026
The wonky monitor setup with a golden spiral clumsily overlayed
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 02/04/2026
Protagonist of hunger games two finger saluting the cannon, except instead she's flipping a bird
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 02/04/2026
In the quoted image the right boob in his shirt has its nipple oriented not at all right and it was offensive, so I covered both with out of alignment googly eyes
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 31/03/2026
oh hey, I spent yesterday watching a friend print these for me
Stickers. Shaded like a text chat the other sends a partially cropped string of nonsense symbols, the user responds with a huge "AI;DR"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/03/2026
My local men's soccer team's fan group had a non-cis folks that wanted to reclaim it and convinced them to make this the 2023 pride tifo. I just...
Soccer fam display, a harry potter style shield split into a sunflower and trans, enby, and rainbow flags with "It matters not what we are born but what we grow to be"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/03/2026
take a photo from your gallery and make it greyscale for #MonochromeMonday 🖤🩶🤍~
Black and white photo of me standing in ankle deep water between worn down dock pilings. My legs are spread wide with light coming through off the water and through the very large-square woven dress I'm wearing, which is practically see through. I'm wearing small dark bikini bottoms and nothing else underneath. One hand rests on a piling and the other behind my head as I look off into the distance, cropped just above my lips
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 27/03/2026
Intersex folks aren't the only ones they're proudly throwing away. I can't find it but I saw an article recently somewhere major (wsj? atlantic?) that had a header of the flag like this, but with the intersex/trans/PoC section still visible and ripped off
Pins which are progress flags with the intersex, trans, and PoC bars ripped off. Like, bunch of black lines to emphasize the "ripped"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 23/03/2026
What even is the low-turnout-infrastructure-capture-election thing about? The only thing on the Portland ballot in 2025 was the park funding and I don't see that? Is that "small group" just the progressives on the Portland city council? Also neat how they disabled right click and text highlighting
Mission & Principles

Mission Statement Our mission is to strengthen democratic values by supporting civic leadership that upholds the dignity, rights and
equal participation of all residents in our community. 

Why "Unity in Action" 
Political extremism and hate has found a home here in Oregon. It is ignored or encouraged, and we refuse to accept that. Our name speaks to the need for our community to forge collaboration, bridge partisan divides, and constructively engage in pragmatic problem-solving to deliver results and real solutions. Too many elected leaders feel no need for accountability. Meanwhile, a small group of extreme activists have seized upon a simple idea: by capturing local infrastructure in low-turnout elections, they can drag politics further
to the extremes. That must change.

Help us support candidates that will fight back today and lead tomorrow.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 22/03/2026
The same font and hammer and sickle reformatted to "Y U Do This"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 22/03/2026
Chicago Stars logo but With a sickle for the C and a hammer for the T in stars. A red star wraps with the S and FC at the end
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 22/03/2026
Two weiners meme but edited to read "Gee James! How come your mom lets you have six genders?" he replies "I insult jesus, only eat vegan food, and was remotely covid cautious like 2 years ago." His hands have been duplicated to be holding six hotdogs in six hands
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 21/03/2026
Nick Fuentes looking serious and assertive, except his face has been shrunk wayyyy down
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 21/03/2026
The post-match with Fishlock and Meza is so worth watching as a Thorns fan, if for no other reason than the Schadenfreude of Meza making this face all through it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhKg...
Screenshot of linked youtube video "Press conference: Jess Fishlock and Sam Meza on loss to portland. Meza has arms crossed and is looking down angry with a distinctive 🫤"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/03/2026
Some flowers in Irvington #photography #photos #pdx #portland #flowers
A white and yellow flower up close with a tree towering behind itCloseup of a round red flower with complex layered petalsA cluster of flower plants, each a stem of the same species covered in blooms, but in a variety of colors. Pink, white, purple, and magentaa cluster of flower clusters, each one light pink at the center with a striking pink outer ridge
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/03/2026
<sweats thinking what I wore in the stands for the USAvFRA 2019 WWC quarterfinals*> I was a constitutional law nerd from young teen years, and I looked at the bench in 2018 and said "fuck this" *yes I still loved the USWNT players, at least most of them
Selfie of pre-transition me walking on a beach. I'm wearing a French national team jersey with french flag colors on my cheeks
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 12/03/2026
also quite a grade in the elevation difference sense en-us.topographic-map.com/map-vnnq51/S...
Topographic map of the strait of Hormuz showing that the Iranian side gets mountainous quick in all directionsThe end of the fight between Han Solo and Anakin from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Han stands on a hill with Anakin on a lava surrounded rock below him. In the movie Han says "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 10/03/2026
i don't remember what made me need this
💯 emoji, but 0.01
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 08/03/2026
This makes me really happy, I got to consult on that design! It made me think of what *I* wanted to print but I've never managed to get these done
Graphics for front and back of a fan scarf. The front says "Take pride in action" white on black, with inverted pink triangle iron front symbols on wither end. The back says Protect trans kids with trans flags on either end
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/03/2026
Was curious if more current info was available, and found this based on data from 1996-2019. It shows who the dominant social group is at this point: the wealthy From: beiruturbanlab.com/en/Details/612
A bit fuzzy map "Developers' Territorialization of the City" it shows some concentration of Sunni, Shiite, and Christian areas of the city, but the vast central majority is labeled "investment banks"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/03/2026
Video game screenshot of dracula edited to be saying "what is an LLM? A miserable little pile of linear algebra"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/03/2026
Movie poster for Brazil, with a knight with angel wings taking flight from a wall of filing cabinet drawers
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