Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 04/09/2025@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Any recommendations for must have sandwiches in DC proper? 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 01/07/2025What's going on over here? I'm still mostly on the Nazi site because I refuse to let them run me off. Why should I leave, they're the ones who suck. Anyway. Anything cool happening over here? 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Now watching, but I’m very angry it wasn’t properly named 2 Count 2 Curious 120
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Y’all mind if a white boy habla a little espanol? 020
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 16/05/2025This top comment on a video clip of Ta-Nehisi Coates speaking about Palestine is the perfect example of modern online discourse. 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Smash cut to a 5-4 decision allowing the EO to stand with Alito writing the opinion saying that anything President Trump does is lawful, but this decision is non-precedential for future cases with any democratic president. 020
Reposted by Jimmothyharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 13/05/2025ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me! (realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain 101206204
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 12/05/2025White boy stuns by making his kids pupusas from scratch with white people taco filling. 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It makes me so mad that Yelp hides my very favorite review that a client has ever left for me. 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Villanova Alumni are gonna be shitting all over Notre Dame now that the Pope is a Villanova alum. 000
Reposted by Jimmothylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2023british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread constable: you cannot add chalk CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house 171568290
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Middle aged dads. What shoes are we rocking these days? Sticking with the classic New Balance? Going with something more modern? Maybe something more retro? 000
Reposted by JimmothyKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Probably "Kids with Guns," but the "Flimsy Steve" tweet is the single best style parody of an artist in text form, and will be how I remember them 1324
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Just political malpractice that the Dems didn’t just spend the entire election cycle hammering on what total weirdos all these freaks are. Rather than point out the obvious they partnered with Liz Cheney they appeal to an electorate they made up in their own minds. 010
Reposted by JimmothyWesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Every Reaper drone that the Air Force feeds to the Houthis is a Reaper that they don’t need to explain why they want to retire and replace with something more expensive and survivable. Win-win! (Also, every downed Reaper is a Reaper that won’t be available for Operation Enduring Sicario) 319622
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Gavin Newsom doesn't need to be distracted from his campaign of destroying homeless encampments and making life measurably worse for his own citizens in California. 000
Reposted by JimmothyHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Edibles culture has gone too far and it is DANGEROUS. NO to infused matcha croissants made with French butter. NO to salted goats-milk caramel corn. NO to fresh-fruit-juice gummies. Edibles should taste like they were made in a garage so that, this is important, I don’t love them and want to eat 5. 2995923359
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 15/04/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is screaming and saying `` i 'm shocked . ''ALT: a cartoon character is screaming and saying `` i 'm shocked . '' 010
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Military Recruiters reading this guys postmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a red jacket , beret , and sunglasses is standing with his hands folded .ALT: a man wearing a red jacket , beret , and sunglasses is standing with his hands folded . 120
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 14/04/2025It would be 100% morally defensible to exercise 2nd amendment solutions against federal agents doing this sort of thing. 010
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 14/04/2025It will never cease to amaze me how far someone can go as a political writer by spouting off just imaginary drivel like this. Yeah, sure man. 4 GOP senators and 4 House members will defect. Also, I'm going to grow wings and be able to fly. 010
Reposted by JimmothyJenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025These two posts: * “We need to treat antifa and BLM like terrorist organizations,” said Joe Kent, Trump’s pick to lead counter-terrorism efforts. * Trump to Bukele (president of El Salvador): “Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It’s not big enough.” 1/ 9525111392
Reposted by JimmothySeth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 08/04/2025there's a Peggy Noonan column that lives rent-free in my head wherein she blames climate scientists for climate-change denial, because those scientists can't "come to a believable conclusion," and this is a model for center-right discourse: "it's rude of you to be right when i don't like the answer" 8595147
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Can someone who is good with stonks tell me if I should be pleased with what my IRA is doing? 010
Reposted by JimmothyAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025big shadow docket decision coming: can the us government exile you to a torture prison overseas vs no it can't 345154703162
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Cory Booker leaving the floor of the Senate after his speech. 010
Reposted by JimmothyKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 24/03/2025if Hegseth did this while blackout, that's WhiskeyLeaks 271429256
Reposted by JimmothyFuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 25/03/2025all the headlines calling Kat Abughazaleh, who has worked professionally for three journalism outlets, a "tiktok influencer," seems like a bit of that framing bias everyone in media swears they never do 191304152
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Putting in work. 💪 🧑🌾 (Spending hundreds of dollars to grow tens of dollars of vegetables) 030
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 22/03/202510 min into Den of Thieves Pantera and I already like it for the numerous husky men cast in prominent roles. #representationmatters 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Great day for Bruce the Moose. No so great day for the squirrel 000
Reposted by Jimmothyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/03/2025if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders 600211615739
Reposted by JimmothyNever stop poasting @persistentpoasting.bsky.social · 20/03/2025If they can bring back Ted lasso, they can also bring back the objectively far superior show "Patriot" for atleast 10 more seasons. 2406
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I have Fortunato in my catacombs sampling a Cask of Amontillado. 010
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I’ll watch anything with Scoot McNairy in it. Not only is he a good actor, his name is great and fun to say 000
Reposted by JimmothyJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 30/07/2024On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam. But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else: A massacre. He decided to act. 1/28 8155022407
Reposted by JimmothyInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Midwestern governor with a one-seat legislative majority: The coward RethugliKKKans may dash themselves on our rocks if they wish, the tide and the seabirds will leave no trace of their remains New York/California Democrat: I’d like to vote against things I oppose but that’s not realistic 113017757
Reposted by Jimmothywhet moser @whetmoser.com · 02/03/2025"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...apnews.com$75 million was awarded to plant trees in places that badly need them. In anti-DEI push, that's overThe U.S. Forest Service has terminated $75 million awarded to the Arbor Day Foundation to help disadvantaged communities plant trees. 126107912783
Reposted by JimmothyAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 10/03/2025There is no administration in modern history that has so vehemently and rapidly expressed its disdain for veterans and if Democrats were doing even a fraction of this every newspaper in the country would be calling for resignations 191427364
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Me explaining to my client that they shouldn't take a plea offer because this case isn't about them. This is about me fighting with a terrible prosecutor who is too dumb to know how bad their case is. 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 10/03/2025To all my fellow parents of small children embarking on bedtime this Daylight Saving Timemedia.tenor.coma man wearing a helmet and sunglasses says " survive " on the bottomALT: a man wearing a helmet and sunglasses says " survive " on the bottom 000
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Does anyone else’s IPhone just randomly delete a bunch of contact information? I’ve had this happen a few times now, where regular contacts I have are just no longer there. 100
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 08/03/2025This is definitely how we end up with some thought crime laws. 010
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Imagine sucking so bad that you can't sell beer in a town filled to the gills with military and veterans. You've got to be a real special level of shitty to fail at that. 010
Reposted by JimmothyKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025dog look at what my opposition party cares about, we're never winning the constitutional crisis 1742462
Jimmothy @funnylikeaclown.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Buying this suit to avoid detection by German u-boats 000
