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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 6h
Set her free
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 17/09/2026
the troglodytes at bsky dot app will unironically reinvent social credit from first principles and somehow make it unilaterally only affect trans people; whilst they still haven't figured out how to make the fucking volume slider linear. jesus christ someone take their fucking keyboard away already
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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026
@aaron.bsky.team can you give a solid answer to why this “toxicity score” nonsense wouldn’t just end up like this? because it’s gonna end up like this.
Bluesky Toxicity Bot - Scanning...

Totally Not a Bigot ;)
winkwinknudgenudge.bsky.social
I think all minorities should be rounded up and executed

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: No swears here! Hurray for respectful discourse!

Regular Person
regularperson.bsky.social
Shut the fuck up you hateful piece of shit

Bluesky Toxicity Bot: Uh oh! Looks like someone's not being very nice. :(
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 15/09/2026
fuck the haters we ball
"my body is a machine that turns x into y" meme of a skeleton doing a squat, read: my body is a machine that turns hours worked into flights to see women
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NeonBre @neonbre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
had fun drawing her,,,, she's so pretty
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ApolloJuice *⁠.⁠✧ @apollojuice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THANK YOU MR CPU HEHEHE
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 05/09/2026
oh my god the eff is fucking WASHEDDDDDDDDDDD
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 02/09/2026
the worst part about being on bsky is when you find someone's profile and they're a cool computerfucker but then you keep reading and they're into LLMs and it's all ruined you've fallen so far from grace. may a deity shine a light upon your umbrose soul because i will let you rot in the darkness
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i dont care where just far
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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B Y G O S T @artofbygost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What sin do you relish the most? #antonblast
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i think i'll be opening commissions or something soon, i'm kinda sick of just doing nothing all day and i'm out of ideas besides marathon stuff. so i hope someone's lookin forward to that, thanks
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Tatze @tatzeta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
5 years from now you're gonna turn DLSS6 on in a new AAAAA release and your GPU's gonna spend 15x your city's average total power consumption to agartha edit all characters in real time
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
how many games are in the marathon franchise mr durandal?
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arensika @arensika.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
IT'S DONE!! THE ULTRAKILL ZINE IS OUT!!! GRAHHHHHHH
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RRC | Roland 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
hop on the DSM-6 closed beta test
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eric @hiver.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a small comic about my job
A four panel comic:
1. A drawing of a person using a screwdriver on a flat surface in front of them. A wrench and a bottle of some kind of liquid are nearby. Some text reads: “My day job involves operating and maintaining a big machine. I keep things cleaned, calibrated, lubricated.”

2. “My boss always refers to the machine as my mistress, and I always politely laugh.”
The same person lying on the ground, reaching into the machine, tools on the ground next to them. A speech bubble from out of frame reads ‘how’s the mistress?’ as the person replies ‘good! Ha ha’

3. “Honestly, I do wonder if he’s using ‘mistress’ to imply infidelity or dominance.”
The person is standing in front of the machine with their to us, reaching down for a power button as they say ‘okay, now let’s get you warmed up.’

4. “But either way, I’m sure I’ve given it more thought than he has.”
A close-up of the hand reaching for the power button, middle finger slightly extended towards us, posed the way one might if they were fingering someone (hopefully this is comes across in the drawings lmao)
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thank you durandal
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Enkou 🌸 @oolongnoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
emulation is preservation 🎮🌱 (1/7) (cw: grappling with trauma, cPTSD, and dysmorphia) #personal #vent #oolongnoonart #emulation #retroconsoles
i've been thinking about old videogames lately

standalone, solid pieces of fun
no day one patch, a completed work

you could come back to them like an old book

there were also games i never got to for whatever reason

ones just out of my reach
or that i've never heard of

i wound up learning about emulators
and got myself a handheld retro console to play roms with

i've been really enjoying this

(sketches of a retroid pocket 5/G2 and an anbernic 406H, third-party handhelds that can run emulators)
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
durandal wtf are you doing bru
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I want to outlive every one of these geriatric fucks ruining the USA and the world, and all the tech bros sucking their flaccid dicks, purely out of spite. We’ll be the change that WE want to see in the world, these parasites be damned.
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amelia.svg @ameliasvg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
things i designed while on a numarathon soundtrack induced trance
a poster for feminizing HRT in the style of CICADAMATA", with the slogan "it's you. but different."
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Apparently people think its funny to just drop curses in the middle of nothingburger arguments dawg i told a guy its generally inadvisable to stick his hand in a deep fryer (from experience) and i woke up today with my room covered in sand like fuck you too buddy
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 26/08/2026
in light of exciting discourse on bsky, I agree that we need to stop using the word "clanker". It's simply disrespectful. To the wrong demographic. The computer didn't do anything wrong. The pedophilic elite and the LLMoids who peddle the technology, however, are very much deserving of mean words.
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
letting the nades go by let durandal hold me down
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tonight on Stories Aboard The Marathon: Durandal finds out that 54 has been using the work WiFi to look up.... luigi's mansion on the wii?????? Thanks for reading Stories Aboard The Marathon
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
do yall fw my steam profile
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bryonato @bryonato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy Cicadamata + Vholume release day to all first-person movement freaks who celebrate
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps! PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Marathon Peakfinity
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sten @sten557.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You say you like marathon and you get crickets. You say you like marathon yaoi and EVERYBODY shows up. Yall would never survive durandal
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Anton @antonhand.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please understand, if you send me a business proposition about inflicting AI shit on my userbase, I don't just want you to fuck off. I want things to happen to you that I cannot enumerate here because sharing them would result in my account being suspended.
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 02/08/2026
imagine being such an unlikable chud loser that the patron saint of unlikable chud losers, George Broussard, comes to your defense. incredible. masterful gambit.
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if you're not trans then i really don't know if you can comprehend how much of a *disappointment* literally all of society has proven to be for us just time and again proving that the rest of you will always choose to abdicate your morals over sitting with discomfort for one goddamn second
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 31/07/2026
Hank Green committing career suicide was not on my bingo card today lmao
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 29/07/2026
I am not going to fucking relitigate, justify, or explain how I work every fucking time I mention not using Ai as part of the creative fucking process. It’s how I learn and discover what I’m really fucking making. So take your fucking army of agents and tokens and shove them up your fucking ass.
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andy @gleeson.dev · 23/07/2026
renaming "master" branch to "mother"
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 18/07/2026
I have been playing through the first two Max Payne games for the first time, and while I was impressed by the vibes and lighting of Payne 1, I am genuinely mouth agape, gushing, about how gorgeous Payne 2 is. The game might as well be a playable masterclass in level design and lowpoly detailing.
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cammy @cammydev.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
health cabinets for despecholia (like hl1 alpha.....)
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eps @fuckablecomputers.com · 12/07/2026
today's exciting finding: the occasional LLMoid troglodyte post that appears on my timeline has finally found it's utility! turns out, these people can't help themselves but espouse about their use of LLMs in the comments, making a very convenient and accessible blocklist for me! Good riddance.
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Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson @catlinggun.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every so often when dicking around with the Death Generator I come across a phrase that is nearly universal. This is one of them.
A screenshot of Call of Duty's military funeral scene. The text is replaced with the words "I hope you understand that this is your fault" and the words "your fault" are in red.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BEIGN DEGRADED BY DA WORLD EVERY DAY "NO MORE TOUCHSCREENS I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DONT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITE REVVING UP BY PLAYING EGING SOUNDS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIONING GUILLOTINES, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS" - FOR MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHYT GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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arensika @arensika.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#art
a digital illustration of a humanoid robot (vicci, my sona,) in a field of lilacs and purple roses. the sun is rising, and while the bottom half of her is bathed in light, the other half of it is covered in shadow. there is a happy expression on what remains of its face.

there is a system dialogue prompt styled as a windows 10/11 operating system pop-up box. it reads:

SWEET DREAMS

SIT THROUGH THE NOISE
AND THESE COLD SHOWERS
WALK INTO THE LIGHT
AND BE REWARDED WITH FLOWERS.

i have been having strange and vivid dreams as of late. i like to take them and turn them into little poems, and sometimes illustrations. this is one where i did both.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 08/07/2026
bro they laid off the Doom 2016 developers. that's like if you laid off the studio that made arguably one of the best first-person shooters of all time, like Doom 2016
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N a i t e l v e n i @naitelveni.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I made a Quake 2 style railgun this week. The first one has Joker colors ;)
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Scornkeeper @scornkeeper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
New SLE (my fork of Hammer) release, with bugfixes, new displacement tools, and other workflow enhancements. github.com/Cvoxalury/so...
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Release SLE 3.129 (Jul 2 2026) · Cvoxalury/source_level_editor
Source Level Editor 3.129. Updated beta release. Changelog: New: SLE now uses .INI file to store settings instead of Windows registry. If you want to keep using registry and not re-configure the e...
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