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FUBAR Observer

@fubarobserver.bsky.social
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Misanthropic humanist, pragmatic nihilist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
OOF!
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 8h
At this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Benjamin Netanyahu had Yoni killed in Uganda because he was a better man and Bibi knew he'd never escape his brothers shadow as long he cast one.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 11h
To watch a Hawkeyes home game, head to Hotowa City.
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 13h
The 2nd Amendment does not apply to penises. I agree with Jameela Jamil: if one is used as a weapon against another person, it should be permanently confiscated and unable to be used again by the perpetrator.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14h
Eric Schmitt once had a thought, it died scared and alone.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hockey is back and the Leafs lost, at least some things are still right with the world.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All people, even the less than gifted, deserve representation. But the Schmitt-Britt-Nitwit brigade is pushing it.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't imagine the embarrassment of being related to Ted Cruz. Those poor kids.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's funny that Eric Schmitt will never be able to know how dumb he is. What an erroneous existence.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember, senator Mike Lee is a terrible person and an even worse American. That oxygen thief can't head for outer darkness soon enough.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cornell has entirely too few eunuchs, for now.
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm thinking that Cornell sororities should have a competition to see how many frat boys they can band like a steer.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Yahweh were real, wouldn't it be sunny this weekend at Gillette stadium?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Matthew 6:5
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New rule: If you're bereft of intelligence, you don't get to participate in the naming of any sort of intelligence.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck Israel
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you cast your vote, you cast your lot.
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Stickman @stickman007.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's weird how people susceptible to cults keeping ending up in even more cults. Brendan Carr, Tulsi Gabbard, evangelicals... Maga.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone else get the feeling that Tommy Tuberville used to get drunk and mess around with the Auburn Tigers mascot?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
30 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel. Now no one dares.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lol, J6 has been pardoned from the 2026 season. ETTD
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Wednesday!
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You just know he's planning on renaming Denali after himself, too.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a great day for ICE agents to transition from is to was. Make America better. Melt yourselves.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We don't need Trump TV, we need Trump DVT.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once they've got enough people in crippling gambling debt, Kevin Hart will make a fantastic Bobby T.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did Jared Golden have a stroke, or his he just an asshole?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's the right age for Stephen and Katie Miller to tell their kids that they are soulless demons? 13?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many homophobic bigots like Lauren Boebert are like spaghetti, they're straight until they get hot and wet.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He goes by JD because it reminds him of his mom... It rhymes with OD.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every delegate of a decent country should walk out of the General Assembly Hall and turn out the lights as the diaper filling felon gets ready to ramble.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every ICE agent that hasn't thought about self-melting should start.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If your imaginary friend dabbles in real estate and you believe it underwrites eternal writs for specific parcels, you're the asshole.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Michael ❌👑 Indivisible COLO @michaelindivisible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While I normally find elder abuse to be reprehensible, I'd thoroughly enjoy watching a montage of it happening to Mitch set to the Benny Hill music.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Might be time to send the old boys' club to a farm in the country.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When calling an audible against the Patriots, it's best to yell out "Epstein" like Peyton did "Omaha."
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So, Kash is a knotty boy?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The owners box is the real masters suite.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Myra said she's glad she'll never see you again, Robert. Pat-thetic prick. Fly, Eagles Fly, into a windmill. Bucc the Fuckaneers. Fuck Home Depot and the Falcons, 28-3. The Colts are geldings. Piss on the Panthers. And may the Cowboys never win a ring with a Jones in charge. FREE PALESTINE!!!
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If we don't inform all of his supporters that their every waking breath is a waste of oxygen, we won't have a well informed electorate. It's what Jefferson would have wanted. They deserve to know.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@tbtoro.bsky.social
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Madring or Yawnaco 2.0?
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
threads.com/@vaughantomlinson
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