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FUBAR Observer

@fubarobserver.bsky.social
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Misanthropic humanist, pragmatic nihilist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 16m
I just hope both sides lose.
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Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 1h
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2h
"Fucking white people." - Jesus
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 2h
A law that prohibits past and present members of The Federalist Society from becoming judges would provide long-term benefits to the country.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 3h
Is the 1+2 hinting at a possible double El Niño?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 4h
I'm sure Hastert is enjoying all the reintroductions down there. Dennis, Ronald Reagan. Ronald, Dennis. Dennis, Rush Limbaugh. Rush, Dennis. Dennis, Jerry Falwell. Jerry, Dennis. Dennis, Charlie Kirk. Charlie, Dennis.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kevin Hassett can only smile when he's thinking about the Epstein files. So if you see Kevin Hassett smiling, he's thinking about the Epstein files.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Heilux, I hate it.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun Fact: The white guys who believe they're being discriminated against are also behind the reasons women choose the bear.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Snipers with Parkinsons miss less than Markwayne.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why thank you 😊
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dropping hints like Hiroshima.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still pissed polymarket won't let me bet on which of the Cornell 7 makes it the Cornell 6, then the Cornell 5...
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If he writes a long enough essay, it could go in a magazine.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shame his daughters aren't bullied more mercilessly.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only thing darker than his soul is the outer darkness that awaits him.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maga cast their lots with him when they cast their votes for him. Hope they like it 🔥
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You remind me of my daughter before I got her the surgeries so she'd look more like Virginia Giuffre."
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FUCK TRUMP... With a yuge sandpaper dildo.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most of them identify as Christians, but all of them forfeited the ability to go to heaven if it exists, which is hilarious.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Charred Charlie was always sticking his neck out for the worst people.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man." - Thomas Paine
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His supporters should lock arms and stop flash floods together.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roses are red Violets are blue If you had JD You'd try to OD too
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's next with their revisionist BS, the ghost of Robert Bork will get a seat on the supreme court?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Special places for special people.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am genuinely curious how big her Donnie hair doll is by now.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, for one, hope Eric Schmitt's wellness check comes back negative.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shower them with gold.
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Game Of Thrones Khal Drogo
ALT: Game Of Thrones Khal Drogo
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 01/10/2026
Here's to rocking your Thursday. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC7V...
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Terminal Velocity: we're so cooked
YouTube video by Tony Weston
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Immolation is the sincerest form of find-outery.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only "daddy" would follow in her father's footsteps.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dennis Miller has already forgotten more words than Pat McAfee will ever know.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete Hegseth can tell if a guy has low testosterone on the first taste.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The caption on their family photos should read, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again."
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's one of those Doug Wilson type Christians, you know, hellbound.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OOF!
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why can't Penelope Hegseth go to heaven? Pete.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Benjamin Netanyahu had Yoni killed in Uganda because he was a better man and Bibi knew he'd never escape his brothers shadow as long he cast one.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Britt-wit and dip-Schmitt make a hell of a team.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder how many innocent people he put away as a prosecutor?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To watch a Hawkeyes home game, head to Hotowa City.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can see why community college was too tough for Sean.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's just waiting for someone to throw it again.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The SST anomalies in Niño 1+2 are completely NVTS. As Bachman–Turner Overdrive said, "You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet."
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