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FUBAR Observer

@fubarobserver.bsky.social
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Misanthropic humanist, pragmatic nihilist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor. DM=Block

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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Nidal comes back in three days it's going to be so awkward.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't tell Erika!
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is the 1+2 hinting at a possible double El Niño?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To watch a Hawkeyes home game, head to Hotowa City.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The SST anomalies in Niño 1+2 are completely NVTS. As Bachman–Turner Overdrive said, "You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet."
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Matthew 6:5
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck Israel
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you cast your vote, you cast your lot.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NASA's Aqua satellite captured this shot of Indonesia on 09/01, using the MODIS instrument. The red dots are hot spots from fires, and that's smoke, not clouds. In three weeks those wildfires released nearly 49 million tons of carbon. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.
The red dots are hot spots from fires, and that's smoke, not clouds. Indonesia looks to be having another active fire season.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Don T's, Dante's... potato, potahto.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Antarctica continues to lose sea ice well ahead of schedule. A record low maximum may be possible.
Antarctica continues to lose sea ice, well ahead of schedule.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
While probably just a statistical blip, Antarctica just lost a bit of sea ice. Only around 58,000 square kilometers, but still, pretty weird.
Antarctic sea ice chart showing a drop of 58k sq-km, in August.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wrong Amazon is burning.
Map of central Brazil including Manaus showing current wildfires.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet - Bachman–Turner Overdrive
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A look at forecasts for Niño 1+2 from February versus the dotted line of what actually happened makes me think we'll keep being astonished in Niño 3.4.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Had a cool visitor in the pollinator garden.
Monarch butterfly chills on a Utah serviceberry
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dear Texas Christians, 
If you're hoping to go to heaven, you should know that a vote for Paxton means you can't get in. 
Vote Blue, or to hell with you. 
Literally. 
 - Jesus
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Taylor Farms 
It's the Shits!
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'd seriously consider going to church if he pulled it off.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Check out the surface air temperatures in the tropics, uncharted territory all around. Nvts.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day! Know Kings? No Kings!
The guillotine wants to know, are you guys ready for a trickle down that actually works?
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No overlap, who knew?
Venn diagram showing no overlap between the groups; decent humans and ICE agents. 
May every ICE agent have a good self-melting.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Little something for the den.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who didn't speak with Mitch?
After he caught up with Rush and Reagan, I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning. - Satan
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sunset didn't disappoint
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Smoke plumes from some of the wildfires west of Hudson Bay.
Smoke headed north from a series of wildfires just west of Hudson Bay.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Time to head for the heat, Mr Alito.
Buddy Satan thanking his dedicated minion, Samuel Alito, for his lifetime of service to the dark.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Absolutely. I live a lot of my life based on the Bill Murray quote, "I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person." This is Sonny.
Smiling Sonny living his best life in the shade.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Jesus talking to Americans:
American Christians, I'm talking to you. You should vote, and when you do, remember this. 
If you don't VOTE BLUE, TO HELL WITH YOU, quite literally.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
SAWO
Screw Around 
Worm Out
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The dual Dan Sullivan duel in Alaska is legitimately hilarious.
There are two Republican Dan Sullivan's running for senate in Alaska, choose wisely.
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The lies of Weiss are coming to light.
I'm Andy Warhol and this is Bari Weiss 15 minutes
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
At least the Hawleys will be together 🔥
Jesus: Oh my dad, I don't think Erin Hawley knows she can't go to heaven. 
Hahaha, ah, hehehe
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This F'n guy.
I always turn a blind eye, towards pedophilia.  - Ken Paxton
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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FUBAR Observer @fubarobserver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Bye Stephen, thanks for everything.
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