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Fuck you, be my friend VR DJ or some shit idk Absolut shitposter <3

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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best sounding systems I've heard at venues kept below 95db and I could take my earplugs out occasionally. Having to wear earplugs even in the hallways connecting a venue is fucking exhausting.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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terrere means frighten @boogerbabe.blackskycomra.de · 14/10/2025
made a slight modification to a classic
A computer can never be spiteful or horny

therefore a computer can never make art
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is an estimated 5 million yet-to-be identified insect species and they are crawling all over me in this jungle
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Tom Aznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now that I have a Superstation I've been plunging into all these great arcade games I've never even heard of. Case in point, I PROMISE you won't be prepared for this shmup's title reveal
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what part of the journey this is
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My cum ain't going in a landfill I promise you that
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 12,702 of not being vaporized where I stand
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please don't spit in my mcflurry I beg of you
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Googled my own death and nothing came up except some sponsored ads for Arby's
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KupoBeat @kupobeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DETOUR MILE 04 Oct 7th 8th 9th 10th 21+ BYOB IRL Details in discord.gg/detour Portal in DETOUR.0967 Barn Stage Stream: twitch.tv/detourvr Basement Stage Stream: twitch.tv/djmurdokes Wednesday Takeover Stream: twitch.tv/transitonline Poster by @pastassium.bsky.social
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have an untrustworthy foreskin
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am the meat man
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Creamy nips, soft lips
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The vibe I bring to the function (I am both of those people at any given moment)
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even tattoos feel temporary
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some days I lay awake at night wondering what industry/product/system uses the majority share of glitter produced in the world
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Pleroma 747 @pleromavrc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Stroobie ❖ 🔜 DETOUR MILE 04 @stroobie.com · 10/09/2026
I got so much plastic in my balls that when I pee call that shit a 3D printer.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tapeworms and micro plastics are like a modern day PB&J
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why yes, I do "got games on my phone" you wretched infant
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again
Cloud in a dusk sky that resembles a skeleton honking off
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 8
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Eye floaties so stable I have a built in crosshair reticle
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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Thawah ✸ @thawah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lasagna is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am enamored by my crumbling sense of self
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm a non-discriminate cummer
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Morning glory branded sex toys
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Violet Voltage @tiltctrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.
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Ur Willy is Rubbish
Alt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run.
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terrere means frighten @boogerbabe.blackskycomra.de · 12/08/2026
the only HP content that matters to me is Wizard People, Dear Reader. And JKR doesn't get any money from that so it's guilt-free
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🫡🫡🫡
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Googling my existence while I dj, come watch me go through all stages of existential crisis and enlightenment
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電気 DENKI @denkiporch.org · 06/08/2026
8.11.26 8PM - 11 PM EST vrc.tl/event/28790 ||.ISOLATION.|| x DENKI LAB-SESSIONS @lefives.bsky.social @downtherabbithole.info vrc.group/ISOLAT.7745 vrc.group/DNKPRC.0973 Poster by @kenotatsu.bsky.social 🖤🤍
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The Don Hertzfeldt Collection @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Plate 🙂‍↕️
A cold slice of pizza on a plate on a desk
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other thommy @coldman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Frodo talking to Samwise in Lord of the Rings, with a speech bubble coming from Frodo to cover the quoted post
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Someone hacked into my brain and added a comma somewhere
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nobody has done this to me yet and I am very disappointed and sad
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I love it when the clouds make mountains on the horizon, a far away land where grandeur of scale strays into fantasy
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Put too much milk in my coffee and now my day is measurably worse
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Universe really looked at me and decided hey what if we stretch their arms, legs, and torso out like a gumby
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sometimes I can still see the den in my buddy Luke's house crystal clear in my mind. The green sectional sofa pointing towards an old crt TV with several consoles and stacks of games beneath it. To the right a small desk where I tried counterstrike for the first time. The hub of the neighborhood.
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Boof Stroganoff
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cool new phrase for anal: Boofing my partner
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FRIENDSHIP @friendsh1p.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
BAnaNA fOr sCaLe
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