Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My son in the lazy river: “Ram me more daddy!” And I deserve a parent of the year award for not making a joke 000
Reposted by AlexWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 10585971342
Reposted by AlexZoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way. 311335194
Reposted by AlexCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September, but I lost my 45 adapter 15768942542
Reposted by AlexNBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.nbcnews.toNew wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers sayA type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest. 13156491873
Reposted by AlexThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283658747
Reposted by AlexInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty. 432026250
Reposted by AlexMike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story? 5758181882
Reposted by AlexAtticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This is batshit insane. 4555360
Reposted by Alexaustin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done. 17703127
Reposted by Alexalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025yeah man nothing turns me into a bigger bully IMMEDIATELY than pussyfooting or wavering on basic dignity. oh, "people aren't ready for trans stuff?" then they can stay in their house and die mad. oh, "the audience won't accept an interracial couple?" then they can eat barf sandwiches for dinner 717033
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Evil has hollowed my soul” is only five words though?? 010
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If you judge someone for taking a drug to manage health problems, do some work on yourself. Maybe they’ll make a drug that lowers the urge to be an imperious asshole someday but until then you just have to try going on an assholery diet. 142
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Customizable and learnable skills and chocobo hot and cold (9) with an interesting plot, characters, world (6) and a guy you name is one of the main villains (2) 010
Reposted by AlexMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Insane that AOC is being quoted as saying "Woke 1 was crazy" when this is what she actually said. youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?... 884016932
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 01/08/2026@robzacny.bsky.social was right about cake donuts, but it makes sense that the yeast donut gang would rise up 000
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Places should sell a “zempysize” portion that’s half as big but 75% the cost 000
Reposted by AlexThe Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026@bretdevereaux.bsky.social 6075911615
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I love when people are like “there’s no safe amount of whatever ppi smoke to breathe”. Cool I’ll hold my breath 000
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 13/07/2026When someone who publically devotes themselves to evil I think it's fine to have a bit of fun when they die. Of course I wouldn't do that directly to their loved ones like Graham's family or Rowling's mold 010
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wow it was confusing to wake up to the death of a different than expected ghoul complicit in the dismantling of our once great republic 010
Reposted by AlexGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot 3155644465
Reposted by Alexalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money 4150401249
Reposted by Alexjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/06/2026this legitimately made me tear up. a tremendous public servant! 1357210911
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 24/06/2026And now I can't use this bathroom because of my profession?? 000
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I kept waiting but actually no employees washed my hands so I'm just stuck?? 000
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 20/06/2026People are being weird about MAHA sauerkraut. Fermented vegetables are really good for you. Just because they’re evil doesn’t mean they’re wrong about everything 120
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Can you really sign a memorandum of understanding if you can barely read or understand? 010
Reposted by AlexBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 14/06/2026They warned me that if I voted for Kamala Harris we’d get a new deal with the Iranian regime worse than the JCPOA. I voted for Kamala, and they were right. 10989501435
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Do you think they’ll call this time period in American History “Deconstruction”? 000
Reposted by Alex🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 10/06/2026pac man is the same game as breath of the wild find fruit, weapon degredation, open world 526466
Reposted by AlexMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep. 18697262039
Reposted by AlexMichael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines 615288219434
Alex @freegerator.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Remember when Steak-Ums was woke for a while? What a time to be alive 140
Reposted by AlexBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/05/2026This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America 342845474
Reposted by AlexPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026/2 Also: being drunk doesn’t make you a fucking bigot. Being drunk removes your social inhibitions about being an OPEN fucking bigot. 321782143
Reposted by Alexkat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit 5185741941
