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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When some youngling be mouthing off.
Still of a man in a hood grinning from a Star Wars video game. Doesn’t look like the Emperor. I think this is Anakin in the scene right before he Shish Kababed the younglings.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now that Google changed it, Apple is sure to follow. Apple gave the baby his blankie last time. They are very eager to please.
Apple Maps view of the Gulf of Mexico. They changed the label to “Gulf of America” after a Trump tantrum.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I prefer the sequel, Prison Mike
Steve Carell as Michael Scott from The Office. He’s giving a presentation as “Prison Mike.” He’s wearing a purple bandanna and frowning
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
From True Detective, Detective Rust Cohle is in a police interrogation room, he’s telling a woman suspected of a heinous crime “if you get the opportunity, you should …” the end of the quote is [REDACTED]
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I suspect he’s emulating John Wick
Keanu Reeves as John Wick, he’s holding a hand gun with both hands at a 45% angle
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
97% of the population of the country lives like this, and car owning NYers want to make it an even 100%
Satellite photo of Walmart Supercenter in Fayetteville NC
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

A soldier is holding up a book “Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby)” by Austin Powers
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From the “Teen Roast” poster, it’s Chris Chris and Chris Del Chris
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This YouTube channel mostly goes through the difference between different versions of Japanese Role Playing Games. It has 396 videos and 100x as many subscribers as MakeItMakeSense
AustinSV, a YouTube channel that reviews JRPGs it has 91,600+ subscribers and 396 videos.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Maura Quint
Tweet by Maura Quint “Someone drew a swastika on Trump's star on the Walk of Fame & there's no way to know if it was done by someone who hates him or supports him”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
From “I Think You Should Leave” Tammy Craps sketch. A girl around 12 years old in a t-shirt with a sparkly heart logo tells a friend “you gotta get out of here little girl. This for you is like smoking five Macanudos”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m going to post the Infowars Elf, I don’t care what happens to me.
A drawing of the InfoWars Elf, he looks like he’s a 53 year old man with rosy red cheeks and spiky brown hair. He’s wearing a green winter coat with a white pointy collar emblazoned with the InfoWars logo, he has a lil elf hat, and pointy elf shoes.

I don’t know what y’all blind people know about elves but he basically looks life a lil Christmas elf but a little bit more unsettling.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tom Nichols on Twitter:
Indian food is terrible and we pretend it isn’t.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Crow stand up comic meme
Panel 1: bird on stage says “stale centrist bullshit”
Panel 2: crowd says “boo get better material”
Panel 3: bird sweating frantically scanning index cards
Panel 4: cards all say “stale centrist bullshit”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Onion Article:
I Don't Support Feminism If It Means Murdering All Men

Like any other socially conscious woman, I am a firm believer in gender equality. Ending workplace discrimination, making reproductive health care affordable-I've
championed these goals my whole life.
They're important to me, and that's why the feminist movement frustrates me so much.
I'm sorry, but I simply cannot and will not support feminism if it means murdering all
men.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Movie about French people in France being French
Poster for “Fantastic Planet” a 1973 French surrealist animated film. In the poster a maybe 80 foot tall blue alien is holding a human boy in the palm of his hand and observing him curiously
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
There it is.
From the article: “Then, within a decade, the American meritocracy catapulted me to Rupert Murdoch's newspapers.”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Navy seal copypasta meme in coffee mug form

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Iran to every man, woman and child living in America
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Kelly from The Office is in a documentary interview in a conference room. She’s wearing a red blazer.

‘You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And I'd be like, "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah." Giving you the exact right answer”’
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
First you get the 💲- Financial shrewdness, then you get the 💪- Stranth then you get the 💦 - Bustin
Scarface from the film Scarface talking to his friend, Scarface’s Friend about “Money Power and Women”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Resident Evil 3 Nemesis Edition box art with Plubert as Nemesis.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Democrats try moderating every election and it makes no difference. Sure if people are mad at Republicans, Dems win but it’s reactive. I am advocating for is actually putting forward a positive agenda, not “more money for cops” or means tested micro policies like this that 3 people qualify for
Kamala Harris tweet July 27, 2019 when running for president in 2020

Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave. He is sitting at an office conference table and he is looking at a yellow marker. He thought the marker it was a little pimp walking around. He is saying “I really thought that”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What changed in the 8 months since you praised Republicans for doing the same thing (except without asking for voters to weigh in)
WaPo editorial August 20, 2025
“The Texas gerrymander freak out”
“What’s happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Loved him in Metal Gear Solid 2
A supervillain from Metal Gear Solid 2. He’s a bald rotund man in a green bomb disposal suit. He’s holding a wine glass. He’s wearing roller blades on his comically small feet. His name is Fat Man, like the bomb
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Goose meme
Panel #1: Goose says “why did every DC reporter ‘chase’ it?
Panel #2: Goose chases after someone in a down feather coat repeating “why did they chase it motherfucker”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Garfield is looking at a “No Garfield” sign and saying “huh. Wonder who that’s for”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NYT is laser focused on the important issues
Bar Graph from the New York Times

Number of X posts that mention “the F word” by month.

Democrats average about 5 fucks per month (fpm) from 2020-2024, after Trumps election it’s in the 10-20 per month range.

Republicans average 1-5 fucks per month with a huge spike to 30 when Charlie Kirk died, an event the Times specifically calls out on the graph, lol
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Was this polite, Mona?
Mona Charen May 2012 Morning Journal opinion article “Same sex isn’t ‘marriage’. Purpose of pairs hasn’t evolved, even if Obama has.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Should Dems shun homophobes?
Mona Charen May 2012 Morning Journal opinion article “Same sex isn’t ‘marriage’. Purpose of pairs hasn’t evolved, even if Obama has.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good lord, this is what I paid in late 2024
Screenshot, Samsung 990 Pro w/heatsink, sold in 2024 for $149.99
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every time you get away with it
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is how I learn there was a Mirror’s Edge 2
Trump is standing outside at night. He is pretending he didn’t already know Ruth Bader Ginsburg died. He’s holding one finger to his ear
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Frances McDormand from Fargo is sitting in a police car in a winter coat and fur cap. She’s looking at her passenger, another officer, and saying “Not sure I agree 100 percent with your police work there”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Oh my god. This guy sucks
Still image from “I Think You Should Leave” Tim Robinson is in a makeup chair talking to his makeup artist. He is wearing a bald cap and holding a “Karl Havok” mask (a crude latex mask of an angry looking old man). He is saying “Imagine if this guy came up to you”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A duck chasing after someone wearing a down winter coat asking “which advocacy groups, motherfucker?”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
She spoke at a Turning Point rally like a month before she wrote this!
A Turning Point event in December 2025 with a list of around 63 speakers. Featuring JD Vance, Erika Kirk, Steve Bannon, Megyn Kelly, Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, 50 lesser MAGA chuds and in the second to last row Katherine Mangu-Ward
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“Teen Roast” flier

featuring Chris Chris, Chris Del Chris, Cayden Aiden, CCHHAADDD
Hosted by Curbes Lurb

Special Guests and Performances by
Carpiss Dunson, Cramy Harb, Cobb Salad, Colgy P, Colton Butpo, Cool Shirtman, MMM… MLORP, Cphhpt Phhbt

April 5th at the Vault in Orange, CA
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I always have this image ready to go in my phone.
“Teen Roast” flier

featuring Chris Chris, Chris Del Chris, Cayden Aiden, CCHHAADDD
Hosted by Curbes Lurb

Special Guests and Performances by
Carpiss Dunson, Cramy Harb, Cobb Salad, Colgy P, Colton Butpo, Cool Shirtman, MMM… MLORP, Cphhpt Phhbt

April 5th at the Vault in Orange, CA
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Excerpt from the poorly translated intro cut scene to the 1991 Japanese Sega MegaDrive game Zero Wing. A man in a blue uniform has his right hand on his head and his left hand balled in a fist.

The text below reads:
“CAPTAIN : WHAT YOU  SAY !!”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Aldo Raines from Inglorious Basterds holding a shiny metal object (could be anything really) and saying “I’m going to give you a little something you can’t take off”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
And yet every person above you at CNN voted for him three times in a row. And CNN asserts that Democrats will never win because only white MAGA hats can truly be “working class”
[CNN.com article snippet] Yet to regain the majority, Democrats would need to run more competitively among White voters without a four-year college degree — the mostly widely accepted definition of the working class — than they typically have done in the Trump era.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Abandon all immigration enforcement.
Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting, usually used as a meme to indicate an unpopular truth.

[Wikipedia description]
Freedom of Speech depicts a scene of a 1942 Arlington town meeting in which Jim Edgerton, the lone dissenter to the town selectmen's announced plans to build a new school, as the old one had burned down, was accorded the floor as a matter of protocol. Edgerton supported the rebuilding process but was concerned about the tax burden of the proposal, as his family farm had been ravaged by disease.

The blue-collar speaker wears a plaid shirt and suede jacket, with dirty hands and a darker complexion than others in attendance. The other attendees are wearing white shirts, ties and jackets. One of the men in the painting is holding a document that reveals a subject of the meeting as "a discussion of the town's annual report". Edgerton's youth and workmanlike hands are fashioned with a worn and stained jacket, while the other attendees appear to be older and more neatly and formally dressed.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This you too, or nah?
4 year graphic of jobs added from the New York Times starting in 2021 and ending in 2024. In that period the largest number of jobs added in a month is around 900,000. The absolute lowest is around 60,000. The Times is characterizing a very low jobs number as impressive, when in actuality it’s 1/5 of the numbers we saw in December 2024.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Here’s my very fancy very VIP coffee maker.
Single cup coffee maker by Melitta. It costs 7.66.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
“Everything Trump touches must be bad”
Norman Rockwell “Freedom of Speech” featuring a blue collar citizen speaking up in a town hall meeting. Typically used as a meme for an unpopular truth.

Wikipedia description: The blue-collar speaker wears a plaid shirt and suede jacket, with dirty hands and a darker complexion than others in attendance. The other attendees are wearing white shirts, ties and jackets. One of the men in the painting is holding a document that reveals a subject of the meeting as "a discussion of the town's annual report". [The speaker’s] youth and workmanlike hands are fashioned with a worn and stained jacket, while the other attendees appear to be older and more neatly and formally dressed.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
X-Men issue 130 featuring Dazzler, a blond woman with a very 1970s look. She’s wearing a white sleeveless collared jumpsuit, and sparking metallic shoes and wristbands. Dazzler is using her mutant power to create a laser light show. The X-Men (Cyclops, Nightcrawler and Phoenix) are shielding their eyes from her luminous display.
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