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Frank Diekman

@frankdiekman.bsky.social
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Raconteur, bon vivant, man about town

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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn it.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heard on a podcast today: all subway ads in NY are for AI companies. The intended audience is multibillion $ corps. Meanwhile all the subway ads in DC are for defense contractors and feature giant pics of fighter jets and tanks.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Q Lazarus getting his song in Silence of the Lambs has to be one of the biggest good new/bad news stories in music history.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen, and understand! The Starbucks siren is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hang on. Let me check my stwatch.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not now. I'm busy playing Monopoly: Foucault Edition.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alex trebek's wardrobe furnished by GUY MR GUY GUY GUY BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need to get one of those jobs where I can no call no show for three months, get paid the whole time, and not get fired.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We used to be a proper country, where we did destructive stunts that endangered the lives of the spectators.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is what happens when you go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mmmmmmmm....velour.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Rad | 🇮🇩 | Commissions OPEN @cigaradd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Basically Tom and B'Elanna #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Silly stylized painterly illustration of tom paris and b'elanna torres. Tom is flipping out while B'Elanna is pointing a gun
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the world liberals want
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
CBS NEWS
The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Man, I wish there was a word for pleasure taken in other's misfortune.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Homeboy is out there blazing trails. What have you done today?
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I saw a video on heart and star-shaped cucumber molds but… Just grow Armenian cucumbers with their naturally cute scalloped edges. They love heat too, so warmer climates have a cucumber option
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voteinthemidterms.bsky.social @voteinthemidterms.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The virgin secret yoga tricks vs. the Chad strength of righteousness.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm definitely adding "hobbyless behavior" to my personal lexicon. Now if I can just find a word for pleasure taken in other's misfortune.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Je suis Cornholio.
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
To me these headlines may as well go “as everyone knows, when men hear a whistle three times, they take off their shoes.” This insane framing that men are mindless automatons following a programmatic script is so insulting I struggle to communicate my rage
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Literally building vast and trunkless legs.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
idk man, i think the crack years were less problematic than whatever the fuck this shit is
Tucker Carlson &

@TuckerCarlson
X.com
Our conversation with Hunter Biden. Monday.
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Calder Moore @caldermoore.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Added the Archive to my print shop finally! Use code: THEARC#IVE20 for 20% off order! paa.ge/caldermoore/... #fantasy #art
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hans Moleman vioce: I need the most dystopian scenario you have. *pause* No that's too dystopian.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The people who spent decades saying it's a waste of time to study the arts and humanities now make a constant stream of posts like this.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I wish there was a saying to describe something that's been changed so many times nothing of the original remains.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh leprosy. I didn't thing we were at the bring back leprosy stage yet. Life comes at ya fast.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
While it certainly wasn't the only factor, collective covid measures followed by a summer of major uprisings are a reminder of how terrified the gentry are of people realizing they can act and work together. They're pushing hard to erase the memory of that entire time period for a reason.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
What I hate about COVID downplayers is… you won okay. In the aftermath of humanity coming together to develop the most crucial vaccines of our lifetime & collectively sacrificing to save lives, we are now less safe, less vaccinated & less empathetic than ever. You won ok. Lay down your swords.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've found my superhero identity.
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Release the Pug Cut!
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Frank Diekman @frankdiekman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Can't stop thinking about these Cookie Monster donuts I saw at Pete's Fresh Market
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Unsolicited Dick Jones pic
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