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Fourfoot

@fourfoot.bsky.social
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Winner of Wales Most Paranoid Man, 1998. As seen on Britain’s Saddest Fairgrounds, Giant or Dwarf, Bag of Wasps. Note: My ALT photo game is STRONG BRO.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 4h
Same. It’s like every night is Christmas Eve and Santa has yet to deliver….
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 4h
Goodnight, everyone. Let’s hope it happens tonight.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 4h
I watched the original Carrie as a teenager and it scared me enough to never watch it again!
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 4h
It’s really well done, I think. I’m on ep 4 and I don’t do “horror”.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 5h
I think it was the other cinematic Travis?
Harry Dean Stanton in Paris, Texas
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 5h
It freaked me out at the time. I was in work and my phone went mental.
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 12h
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 6h
Oh yeah. My vivid one is being up first and being able to tell my mum about the Brighton bomb….
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Celebrating the sixth anniversary of one of the best puns to ever come out of either Twitter or Covid.
A tweet from ITV News that “Strictly Come Dancing contestant HRVY tests positive for coronavirus”, retweeted by Fourfoot with the post “He needs A and E.”
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 7h
Am delighted it’s still held in such high esteem!
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 7h
What a ledge.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 7h
Watching them back, trying to work out whether Frank had suspenders on under his slacks and how long it had been since his last bump
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 7h
Getting up for school, eating some toast, handy clock in the corner letting you know you haven’t missed Rob Bonnet’s sports update….#ronmanagerreverie
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Andrew Adams @andrewadams99.bsky.social · 7h
Signing up to a service online... Phone: "Would you like me to create a strong password?" Me: "Yes, sounds sensible" Website: "Would you like to download our app?" Me: "OK" [Installs app] "Log me in pls" Phone: "What's this? Never heard of it, certainly have no clue what the password might be"
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 7h
I wish they’d repeat old Breakfast Times from the 80s. Get me some quality Frank and Selina time.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 7h
David Soul always had the air of a less celebrated member of West Germany’s 1974 World Cup winning team for me. #totp
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
I still fancy the one on the left more. #baccara
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
What I love most about this clip is the judges reactions.Cheryl staring blankly in the manner of a moose being read the Wikipedia page for Hiroshima Mon Amour, Geri seething at the epiphany of seeing actual talent, Louis non plussed because he doesn’t want to bang her and Big Si hoping she’s illegal
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
I don’t know why but this Deniece Williams totp clip reminded me of this audition from XFactor. youtu.be/DRG7N_koxF0?...
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Gamu Nhengu's X Factor Audition - itv.com/xfactor
YouTube video by The X Factor UK
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
It’s this or really embrace crack.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
ITV4 are repeating Doc Martin from the start from 9 and genuinely tempted to just sit and watch the whole nonsense again.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
I was born on the day an episode closed with my favourite Supremes song and the whole thing has been wiped. A grim omen.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 8h
Ahead of World Mental Health Day, let’s remember Charles, who responded to my mental health post with this thoughtful offer. It’s the thought that counts.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
Had no idea this was a number 1.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
I quite liked Travis. There, I admit it. I didn’t like them enough to buy any of their songs mind. But I never kicked the radio off when they came on.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
Taken for Granted
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 8h
This Belle and Sebastian one is like if a Cath Kidston bag could sing. #TOTP
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck knows what I was doing in 2000 but I’ve never heard this Sia top 10 hit ever. #totp
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
Bon Shit. #totp
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 8h
She’s not even 18 at this point. #totp
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 9h
catfishing.net #838 - 7/10 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐟 🐟🐈🐈🐈🐈
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catfishing - the Wikipedia guessing game
Guess the Wikipedia article from its categories. 10 interesting people, places, and things to guess every day.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 16h
Woods, Baker, Aspel, Whitmore and Kendall
The traumatised men from the USS Death Machine
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Lee Prince @leefreshprince.bsky.social · 17h
I must've spilt Emma Raducanu's pint
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 17h
CN for me. I don’t know anyone with these initials so I presume I’ve upset Colin Newman from post punk funsters Wire.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 17h
Take the first letter of the street where you first had sex and the last letter of the last thing you ate to find out the initials of the person secretly plotting against you.
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GTreig @gtreig.bsky.social · 18h
Cunts greeting about a state run live streamed execution when they've been frantically chugging over one for three years now
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As former Labour minister Tom Watson joins Palantir, please read this devastating exposé by @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @lucasamin.bsky.social of how the company, with Peter Mandelson's help, wormed its way into the UK government to sell its dire & dangerous products. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Peter Geoghegan and Lucas Amin · ‘This looks absolutely rubbish’: Palantir and the NHS
A decade ago Palantir was largely unknown in the UK. It now holds public contracts worth hundreds of millions of pounds...
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 18h
On the Isle of Wight:
Window signage that reads:
A J Careless
Solicitors
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20h
Of all the industries to enter when you’re lumbered with these surnames.
Crook and Blight estate agents, The People’s Republic of Newport
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20h
Last Tango in Paris, Texas
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21h
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20h
“Ready. Aim. Fire.”
Austerity Jesters Ant and Dec enjoying a live murder.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 21h
⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Oct 9 www.maptap.gg/challenge 91🎉 91🎉 78🌞 83🌟 95🏆 Score: 872 in 21.6s (3.4s to spare!)
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MapTap Adventures
Play MapTap Adventures - explore all world capitals on a 3D globe with interactive geography gameplay.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 21h
www.maptap.gg October 9 95🏅 92🏆 95🏅 93🏆 87🎓 Final score: 917
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1,000 likes for a cock gag. Ah well. Welcome aboard.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not really a horror fan but I’m intrigued enough by this opening episode of Carrie to persist for now.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The first song I ever heard by the Fall. September 15, 1989 around 615 pm. Not that it had any impact on my life at all….
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A spectacularly correct YouTube comment beneath a video of The Fall playing New Big Prinz.
@stevenpeiper5538 • 2 yr ago
I don't think it's too grandiose to say what we have here is the summit of human cultural development and everything since has been an inexorable decline and descent into the abyss.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has not one of these Jesus-loving Americans not seen that they failed to kill someone whose name begins “Christ”?
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟‍♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yer da sprays St George's crosses on tree stumps
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