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@dancortona.bsky.social
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Living life to the emptiest.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soon, little squirrel, soon... #Caturday
A tabby cat sits, looking out an open window at a squirrel across the road.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golden hour...Gloaming...Night of the Comet?
Photo of sunset through tree branches.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's OK, I can sleep on the floor. No really, it's fine. #Caturday #LazyBuggers
Two cats spread out and asleep across half of a king-size bed. My half, as it happens.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
La Varde dolman, Guernsey, Channel Islands. One of three on L'Ancresse Common around which a busy golf course meanders. Nearly got hit by a golf ball looking for Les Fouaillages tomb. #TombTuesday
Entrance to an underground tomb on a golf course. Large stones surround the entrance.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seat capacity: 17 + dog.
Stats for Aurigny Twin Otter DHC6-300.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#Caturday 📸: Me, 🐈‍⬛: Toby
A black and white photo of a large tabby cat sitting on a window sill, licking his paw.
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Amazon’s proof of delivery photo 🤣😆
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just broke the news to Alan that not every day is International Cat Day. #Caturday
A black and white cat with big, round eyes, staring into the camera...and your soul.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Start the day as you mean to go on: exhausted.
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That explains why it’s still under my pillow.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How good is this. #Animation #ShortFilm youtu.be/KcdzdHoDvkg
youtu.be
MADAME TUTLI- PUTLI | Full Animated Film | National Film Board of Canada
YouTube video by NFB
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Word on the street is you gave my associate a morsel of your lunch the other day, so I'll be relieving you of one of those Ćevapi, thank you very much.
A ginger cat sitting next to a table at a café, looking up at the occupant. He's waiting for us to feed him some tasty grilled meat.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Definitely not haunted.
A house photographed at night by me. It does in fact look a little bit sinister.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Give me some of your lunch, you bastard. #CatsofKotor
A slightly miffed looking ginger and white cat sits patiently by an outside table at a café, looking into the camera.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I was just mooching around Google Maps to see what attractions there are near my holiday apartment... maps.app.goo.gl/c8LTnjk5Ko5w...
Google Maps Overview of Wally the Wall Cat in Dobrota, Montenegro.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
BBC to get its own seasonal sports channel where they can show as much snooker, cricket golf as they like as long as they don't interfere with BBC4. #totp
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Look at my cat's unruly whiskers.
A black and white cat's head with many white whiskers clearly visible.
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David K. Barnes @davidkbarnes.com · 30/05/2026
Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises:
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Daphne is not really enjoying the heat.
A small tabby cat lying on her back, legs akimbo.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's time you kids learned how The Old Grey Whistle Test got its name. #totp
When composers in Tin Pan Alley wanted reassurance that a few bars of a new song would be 'catchy' they called anyone in the vicinity into their office. After playing the piece once or twice the victim - often a grey-haired Soho veteran - would be asked to whistle the tune. If he could do so the 'old grey whistle test' had been passed.
Source: Television Graphics from Pencil to Pixel by Douglas Merritt
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Beth Downey @librarybunny.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Today y'all gonna learn the Hampster Dance is just sped up Whistle Stop from Roger Miller: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnv...
youtube.com
Robin Hood (1973) whistle stop
YouTube video by Liam
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Tomb💀Time @tubetime.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
all the crew members have exited the vehicle, feeling well, and are even eating a little food.
"eating around the table" scene from Alien. you know what happens next.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is twisted and very funny. Absolutely howling at the Legend of Grimaldi episode. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
bbc.co.uk
BBC Sounds - Brian & Roger - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Brian & Roger on BBC Sounds.
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Richard M @daysaregone.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
New Radio 2 schedule.
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Richard K @rkemb.eurosky.social · 30/03/2026
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Looks like Alan found my secret stash of catnip.
A cat's tail and one of its aft feet hanging over the edge of a box on top of a wardrobe.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Not sure why, but the Bluesky Discover feed shows me the same posts as the Following feed but in a random order.
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a man in a tuxedo is holding a woman 's collar
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding a woman 's collar
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I wish I loved anything as much as my cat loves running through a tube.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took to bring some zen to your feed.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Down in a hole.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Zones ranked: 1. Aztec 2. Medieval 3. Industrial 4. Ocean 5. Futuristic
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Atlas mountains, init.
The view of the Atlas mountains from within a plane.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
There's a lot of street cats in Marrakech. Here's a mum with her kitten down some alley I was lost in. #Cats
A small cat sitting next to an even smaller kitten in the corner of an alley.
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Blue Monday was a fun marketing gimmick until every single day became a depressing nightmare prison for anyone with a conscious or a brain.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Whilst Stanley Kubrick's ‘The Shining’ and Jim Henson’s ‘The Muppet Show’ were filming next door to each other at Elstree Studios, Danny Lloyd got to visit and hang with Kermit in 1979.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
BBC4 should combine the two weekly episodes of '99 into a slightly longer single cut without the repeated songs. #totp
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 26/01/2026
There monkey, over there, the horrors of your pointless past have returned to haunt you.
The greatest cat in the world and a plank.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/12/2025
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Need to know what happened in the 1980s? Oracle brings you up to speed from today in 1989.
Oracle teletext page with headlines from 1980Oracle teletext page with headlines from 1980Oracle teletext page with headlines from 1980Oracle teletext page with headlines from 1981
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Standard.
My cat in some Christmas wrapping paper.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 24/12/2025
Presenting the tube map for services on Christmas Day 2025
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 19/12/2025
Goodnight.
alien from They Live, dressed as xmas fairy on a tree. sign reads consume
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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Dan @dancortona.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Gently ease yourself into the festive season with the only Christmas megamix you need. #Christmas #totp youtu.be/wBFyaUKL11g?...
youtu.be
Eraserhead - Christmas Thing VIP
YouTube video by Mike Sharpe
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling Two young kittens in a cage taking notice A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/09/2025
Mug.
I'm not feeling very talky today
Off you fuck.
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Paul Hébert @paulinraincity.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage...
The Grainful Bread.
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