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Kelvin 🦖

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OMINOUS FRIDAY @ominousfriday.com · 3h
Finally. #flipnote #animation #nodsalami
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 15h
New: USPS is to put cameras in its trucks that continuously record. This is to gather data on roads, signage, and to improve "community safety," the agency tells me. The cameras are marketed to capture passing license plates too, but don't run ALPR software www.404media.co/usps-to-put-...
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USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 13h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 8h
one dollar digital colored pencil brush that can be any color you want it to be is now live... ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 8h
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 10h
here she is!!
a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat
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OMINOUS FRIDAY @ominousfriday.com · 14/12/2025
GENUS is LIVE at last! Read the first 4 pages on ComicFury! Discover the terror of identity in my erotic horror comic. #genuscomic #comicartists genus.thecomicseries.com 🩸📖
The cover of GENUS. A digital black and white illustration of a masked danseur (Francesco?) under a spotlight in a pose from the Swan Lake ballet. Shadowy hands replace the ribbons on his shoes.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14h
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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Nexus Point News @nexuspointnews.com · 25/09/2026
Merged monster rehearsals for Zach Cregger’s ‘RESIDENT EVIL.’ 📷 Jakub Hudlický
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bells ! @skelebells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
patron request
colourfully rendered fanart of kim and harry from disco elysium. they’re both thinking about kim putting his cigarette out on harry’s arm, but kim is irritated while harry is swooning.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 🔜 MCM London @sarahmason.art · 20h
--LUNAR-- (sharing some older but still much loved art!)
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 16h
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you are invited to her gallery opening
A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 19h
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this might be my favorite photo in my collection. It's the one I picture being on the cover of a book if I ever make one someday. The light, her face, the way she's supporting the kitten so lovingly. ❤️ No date/info.
black and white photo of a light skinned woman with curly hair wearing a plaid dress, sitting with sunlight coming in from the left. She is holding up a shorthaired tabby kitten.
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lord croagunk
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #176 Head (mon/tue/thurs/fri)
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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loe @loeship.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey artists, quote with your woman art 🫐🦪
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King - [NSFW ART 🔞] (commissions open) @flamesofavernus.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Pet 🔪 #art #robot
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King - [NSFW ART 🔞] (commissions open) @flamesofavernus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've started on a new mini NSFW webseries - BLACK HALO! Featuring demon x nun smuttiness. I've only two pages out at the moment - but you can follow the updates here 🦇🍆 blackhalo.the-comic.org/comics/1/ #art #ocsky
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BBPXLS 🔞 COMMS OPEN @bbpxls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mammary Monday 09 28 2026 Sweater weather is upon us.
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rayyy lmao @raynarvaezjr.sucks · 28/09/2026
Silent Hill: Townfall is a great video game
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*zoomies intensify*
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He thinks he’s the strongest
A black-and-white cat wearing a pink polka-dot collar stands on the armrest of a green sofa
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I could really go for a Hotdog rn @goatpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lil outfit doodles for my bestie @wrexjaw.bsky.social !!
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Fubas *comms open* @fubas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the legend continues
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 27/09/2026
discovering weird little guys in weird new places
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Serebii Update: The next Pokémon Masters EX event has been announced. Runs from September 30th 2026 Adds Ghetsis & Chien-Pao and Lysandre & Chi-Yu into the game Details @ www.serebii.net
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From "Witch Bunny : The Day We Met", an upcoming indie short film by Fernanda Dias. New clip >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nRa...
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Technology is amazing
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Ripley🪽 @skullingway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was #mouthwashing birthday yesterday #art @wrongorgan.bsky.social
Mouthwashing fan art. A large dark figure of curly looms in the background. Swirling around him is birthday decorations -flags and balloons - and clouds. In front of his face sits a glowing birthday cake from the game
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Transhet Jam #2 still has the entire month of October for submissions! Make a sexy monster thing and then send me the link LOL I want more transmas werewolves in my life itch.io/jam/the-tran...
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The Transhet Jam #2
A game jam from 2026-08-01 to 2026-11-05 hosted by DarkChibiShadow & Blushinmoon. 🔞 This jam is for mature audiences only. Projects may contain adult content. 🔞 The goal: create a transhet romance (or...
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #175 Head (mon/tue/thurs/fri)
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuddles
comic about two puppies named Oregano and Basil cuddling. Basil says; "I love you, Oregano" to Oregano in the first panel. the second panel, Basil says; "I wish I could latch onto your flesh and merge with you like a Ceratioidei(deep sea anglerfish)" much to Oregano's discomfort and dismay
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/love/
Comic strip.
panel 1 - A man and woman embrace
man- I love you Janice
woman- I love you too Theodore

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they kiss, making smek-smek noises.

panel 3
A giant penis slithers up between them.

panel 4
penis- I love you Theodore
Theodore- and I love you, giant penis

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Theodore and the penis kiss.
smek smek smek

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Penis- I love you Janice

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Janice doesn't reply

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Theodore- ...aren't you going to say you love your giant penis?

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Janice- MY giant penis? I thought it was YOUR giant penis

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a wide shot.
we see they're both standing on a naked man, his penis rises between them

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Theodore and Janice watch the naked man flee, his penis looped over his shoulder.

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Theodore- I can't believe the whole time we've been together Ive never looked down
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krys🌷🌺 @milkykau.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
me when I'm concocting another sexy lady design:
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Rick Schmitz @rickschmitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ghidorah! #godzilla
Ghidorah makes his stand!  Ink on paper, colored with Procreate.
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Suzanne ✈️ @anatomoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three eyed cat tattoo done at Neonwolf studio, Nottingham. The drawing of the wannado got gifted to the client as well, thank you for taking them!:) Next time at Neonwolf: February 10-13, 2027.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Btw, here's "Luceros y Penumbras", the largest pop-up book ever created, currently on view at the Los Angeles Central Library. www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-T-...
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