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@fortnitephillipa.bsky.social
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My company ai upscaled our team building activity photos before they were posted :/
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😶 I missed stuff in
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun opening sentence to new job Overtime policy: “Like most successful companies we experience periods of extremely busy activity”
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Telling meta that I did enjoy my purchase from the Law Firm they advertised to me a month ago. Yeah let them know I said that
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAAAAT
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Commiserated with an elderly fellow HyVee shopper the other day about the days getting shorter
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No you idiot I’m not mugging you I just said your money or your life
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/09/2026
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wish I had a cat
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Croutle 1 🥗🥗🥗🥗🥗 croutle.net
croutle.net
Croutle
A daily puzzle game
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Curious hook:
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/09/2026
First look at Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk in Netflix’s ‘Cunk On Cinema.’ Featuring Benedict Cumberbatch, Daniel Pemberton, Michael Bay, Steven E. de Souza and more.
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good for macklemore
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hiding from my immediate responsibilities by doing the banking chores I’ve been putting off for months
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please speak to your Change Champions for help with the godawful broken dogshit software we rushed into using
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Young urban transsexual
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had a dream the plane was emergency landed on the highway and I kept hearing the cats music
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Glory to the Tokugawa shogunate
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Derek the menswear guy was on the radio!
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good for hawk tua
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bluesky discover feed has opposite of maga slop
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Was the first order supposed to be communist coded or is that just this phasma book’s opinion
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Health insurance person kept beating around the bush/putting me on indefinite hold to avoid being the one to tell me my plan excludes coverage for transsexuals; grow the fuck up lady
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I fucking hate my pharmacy
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Free gas Wally saying he’ll bring back shotspotter is bullshit; that’s our mayor’s only win stfu
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My harassment campaign towards the logistics dept at my job is beginning to bear fruit. We have located the missing $20k shipment; it is looking like they accidentally shipped it to another state in June
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may @maysuser.name · 11/08/2026
your tv doesn't need internet access, nothing good can come from it
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Talk pages are for combatting the CIA’s influence on the web not discussing the article cmon newbie
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
God emperor le(t)o
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Would You Eat 
beef stew with mashed 
potatoes ?
 
Yes Or No



Yes Or No?
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There should be a bad business bureau
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Arbitrarily deciding English actors I like are Irish “that name sounds a wee familiar hmm”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026
coming around to the idea that Threads is where the juice is these days
user johnavenuti holding a michelob ultra in a kitchen with the caption "finally!!! found a job I can drink at!!!"
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dune 3 hype begins now 7 months before theatrical release
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Budget out of hell (trying to make it on Linux excel)
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Greetings and hallucinations
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 25/07/2026
getting better and taking risks is a scam by big therapy to sell you more therapy when everything backfires and sets you back years
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
tf is a convenience fee? fuck you
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 05/05/2026
photo of cat including text that says “normalize not having energy. i’m tired.”
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Help my milk had been hacked
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m in love with a fictional fbi agent and it’s not Gillian Anderson
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the only "joint" you should be worrying about is your next joint venture, king. keep hustling.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
gonna start saying this
text between 2 people.
person 1: hey
let's stop arguing 
it might harm the baby
person 2: what baby
person 1: me
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Killing myself with hammers
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My pelt is not prized by hunters/trappers can we get a W in the chat?
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Pat @fortnitephillipa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Let’s try the sheer blouse mama
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