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Forster Keenoy

@forsterkeenoy.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Forster, and, um, I don't think I've ever eaten another human.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so far teams are 0-1 the week after playing ball state
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
western michigan can still win if mike pence has the courage
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There will come a time when Rob Thomas has his day and all the haters will look like absolute chumps
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you wouldn't know it from the sophie cunningham discourse but there actually are some cis people who understand sports. i mean i don't, but i know some who do
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 4th of july
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
imagine being a fan of the biggest rival of the CFP title holder and the last team to beat the men's basketball championship. almost makes me, uh i mean, you want to jump off a bridge
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the tragedy of being chase delauter is that no matter how many home runs he hits, he will never catch delauter
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of people standing around a husky dog with a sb nation logo on the bottom
ALT: a group of people standing around a husky dog with a sb nation logo on the bottom
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 23/02/2026
let 👏 carson 👏 hocevar 👏 drive 👏 the 👏 presidential 👏 limousine 👏
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Man how did Team USA win that game lmao
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
men are so fucking wack that they need a whole goddamn super bowl commercial about how they won’t get a finger in their ass
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Jeanna @jeannakelley.com · 09/02/2026
What a moment
Still shot of the Super Bowl 60 halftime show with Bad Bunny, with smoke from fireworks. The Jumbotron reads “the only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fuck ICE
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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
1/26/26
Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff parachutes down to the yard from an overhead blimp. The blimp has a message on the side saying "Dystopian Conditions Ahead Use Caution."New Yorker Panel:
A car drives on a snowy road. The highway's digital sign just says "Bro."
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
AFC Champs during the Trump Presidencies: 2017: pats 2018: pats 2019: chiefs 2020: chiefs 2025: chiefs 2026: pats
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
espn's really paywalling the command center broadcast behind their stupid unlimited plan. hate.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
CoPilot show me list of top prospects
List of fake names from Fighting Baseball, burn a data center for freedom, fuck ICE
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
(woman who's only read her own Harry Potter books) I'm getting some real Harry Potter vibes from this Iranian political rebellion
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
perfect, Louvre this thing now
frowning Ducks fan with green painted face and hood fading into sideline shot of Dan Lanning
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/01/2026
Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/01/2026
THE MAYO DUMP
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Anderson Cooper cannot keep it together during his dramatic reading of the lyrics to Taylor Swift's "Wood" (r @vineyarddawg.bsky.social)
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
it's 2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
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Chris ßrinton @cjbrinton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/11/2023
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
someone needs to stop calum scott from making terrible versions of great dance songs
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
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Forster Keenoy @forsterkeenoy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
well my Twitter account got suspended for no good reason so guess I'll spend more time over here then
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