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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

no hate to anyone but STOP MAKING MODS TO GIVE HAYDEN A SIX PACK AND REMOVE HIS BODY HAIR!!!! THE DAD BOD IS THE APPEAL

a mod to make hayden from fields of mistria cleaner shaven and have a six pack. the "Before" pic is in grayscale, and shows hayden, a light-skinned shirtless man in orange swim trunks with a beard. he is visibly muscular and has something of a "dad bod". the "After" pic is in color and is the same sprite of hayden, but without chest and arm hair, and removing visible body fat in favor of indicating a six-pack.

hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

taking out the recycling with my normie cis coworker and we get to discussing politics, and he talks about how messed up it is that republicans are scapegoating trans people and they’re just normal people but his phrasing indicates he thinks i’m also cis?

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(in reference to this unhinged series of panels from Batman: Fortunate Son. batman HATES punk.)

Robin: I mean, wasn’t there a lot of great punk coming out when you were a—
(Batman slaps Robin’s hand, with a WHAK sound effect)
Batman: PUNK!
Robin: Oww…
Batman, through gritted teeth: “Punk” is nothing but death…and crime…and the rage of a beast.
(Robin looks somewhat concerned by this outburst)

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“actually if you think about it lara and mari never being stated to be in love is a brave creative choice because it reflects how homophobia affected hans christian andersen” bro i am so fucking tired

Ben affleck holding a cigarette, looking exhausted

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

the only mcconnell I wanna see (also I’m in a wildfire evacuation zone lol)

my hand holding a pint of McConnell’s Fine Ice Creams: Eureka Lemon Marionberry flavor. it is an ice cream company in Santa Barbara.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

here’s how I’ve been spending my day:

a gravel path with small conifer trees on either side. in the distance, a mountain with patches of snow is visible under a clear blue sky.

a rushing stream with a patch of dirt in the middle. close to the camera are some bright red flowers, past the stream is a green meadow.

a mountain range under a clear blue sky. in front of the mountains is a forest of evergreen trees, and there is a large, very blue lake closer to the camera

a large blue lake with patches of marshy greenery surrounding it. there is a rocky face with a few trees on it on the left side, and some large mountains on the right side. there is a single very small white cloud in the blue sky.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

presently reading “the infamous gilberts” and mostly enjoying it, although the overly familiar second-person narration makes me feel like this

orange and white Shiba Inu stubbornly pulling against its leash

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

one of the last things I got from 7/11 japan was a ketchup-flavored spaghetti and meatball and egg salad sandwich. 6 out of 10, would probably try again

a picture of “ketchup-flavored spachetti, meatballs & egg” sandwich.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

while you all were doing whatever annoying discourse of the day i was out looking at scenic landscapes and muskrats

a lake, surrounded by reeds and marshes. it is nearly sunset and the sky is full of grey, overcast clouds.

a picture of two small ducks sitting on a log in a lake. the picture is taken between several trees.

a path leading through a grassy area, with large trees on the right. the sky is cloudy and overcast.

a furry brown muskrat hanging out on some reeds and weeds at the edge of a lake.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

whenever I look at our local subreddit especially if it’s related to politics in any way

“I hope I don’t get pissed off”- cat about to go to work at the “pissing me off” factory

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

she stood on the shoulders of giants...

scout finch in a ham costume in the movie of "to kill a mockingbird". you can tell it's a ham costume because it says "HAM" in capital letters on it.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

seeing 30+ bsky notifications when i wake up only to see nothing when i check the notifications tab

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

the real horror here is the torture of this metaphor

"I've been working on a new project," Jewel says, holding up her end of the conversation for—she checks her watch—another three minutes. "The premise is kind of thin. But I think there's enough there to work with. You only need one seed to grow the most glorious tree. It's up to the writer to shake its limbs and see what falls out. You told me that, Dee. Back when we used to bounce ideas off each other. You don't need me for that anymore, though. Your seed grew into a forest they had to chop down to print all your books." Jewel expels a sighing chuckle.
"I'm still shaking my one damn tree. All that ever falls out of mine is a bunch of dead leaves that blow away before I can rake them together."

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

this writing is ass, dude. you’re just repeating the same thing over and over!! cut it out!!!!

The insectile rasp of Deirdre’s labored breathing conjures a scene from the movie The Fly. Jeff Goldblum, mid-metamorphosis, skull warped and dripping with slime, unable to control his base urges. Deirdre looks incredibly similar to that. As if she were deteriorating. Transforming into something else. Maybe not a human fly, but something just as grotesque.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

my birthday celebrations have gotten out of hand.

a brunette woman in a red shirt and blue jeans facing the fence fire. she is currently on the phone with the fire department.

a white man in a navy t-shirt with brown hair and a beard faces the camera, looking nonplussed. the woman from the previous picture is on the edge of the picture, facing the fire. part of the fence has been destroyed, but a firefighter in a black uniform with yellow stripes is spraying a hose at the now-mostly extinguished fire. there is a lot of smoke.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

just finished “needle lake” by justine champine. love a good character-driven book about troubled family dynamics that makes me feel like this:

spongebob with extremely big sad eyes and a big teardrop rolling down his face

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

my twisted wonderland charm haul from the con… #yay #yippee #wahoo

several charms of twisted wonderland characters on a patterned rug. clockwise from top left: overblot riddle, vil, azul, malleus, idia, leona, cater, and lilia

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

how green was my valley is a really good movie actually. yeah citizen kane should have won best picture but how green was my valley is genuinely very moving

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

movies...i like em. i like too many of em. 9movies9.netlify.app #9movies

a grid of japanese movie posters, listing my top 9 movies
top row: Hot Fuzz, To Be or Not to Be, Sunset Boulevard
middle row: The Thing, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, The Third Man
bottom row: A Matter of Life and Death, The Blues Brothers, Heat

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

no problem, I have experience with this

$a screencap of the Bug Court section of Frog Fractions, where the player (a blue and yellow frog is sitting in front of a bug judge in a courtroom) What a nasty breakup it was. All over the tabloids for months. Last question, Mr. Hop. How do you feel about fractions? >I, um, was told there'd be no math on this exam. >Oh man, I love 'em! >They're an intuitive way to represent a mon-integer value. >I'm actually leaning slightly towards scientific notation these days. >I don't know, I've never really dealt with them. >I think my chair is made of bugs. Am I ‘saw of bugs?$

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

everyone shut up. i’m sipping over here

art by Eduard von Grutzner of an old monk in a dark robe sipping a small glass of wine. his expression is a bit cheeky.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

trapped in the liminal woods again lads

a picture of a forest with a dirt path through it. it is very foggy and overcast, and no other humans are in the picture. the fog gets denser further down the path.

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

latest ep of early worms bringing up the idea of anna doing phil’s makeup………………………..

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

have you seen the monument to the laboratory mouse? I love her.

a bronze statue of a mouse on a plinth. the mouse is wearing a shawl and glasses, and is using knitting needles to knit a strand of dna

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

dubai chocolate on the tl which means it’s time to ask: what the hell is this

Several boxes of “Angel Hair” chocolate, which is milk chocolate filled with pistachio cream and cotton candy. despite sounding terrible, each 6.3 oz bar is *Sixteen Dollars*

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hollywood’s gayest wizard @fnowae.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

i didn't realize the bryan fuller action/dark fantasy movie with mads mikkelsen, sigourney weaver, and david dastmalchian had released here and the only showtimes left are tomorrow right in the middle of my workday

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