fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Happy new Carly Rae Jepsen album day to all who celebrate 070
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Why yes I will be completely normal about playing Fortune's Weave, why do you ask 031
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026some people need to realize they're being parasocial with very obvious grifters, but somehow it's fine because said grifter says they love their "community" before begging for more of your money for things they don't need lmao 040
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Really gonna need the pop girls to start doing fun stuff at tour stops that AREN'T New York or LA. The influencers there do not care. (and also it's just kind of annoying when the rest of your tour gets the same exact set list but what do I know!!) 050
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me with life recentlystatic.klipy.comLydia B Kollins: I Think It's Really FunnyAlt: Lydia B Kollins: I Think It's Really Funny 050
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Got a massage (because I *deserve* it) and this twink with a dangly earring worked me out. I am now a blob. 070
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026stop what you're doing and listen to the new Rebecca Black album NOW 170
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 03/09/202622 year old bus drivers are great, because this lady is cussing out every other driver on the road 090
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Working from home due to a plumber needing to fix something... Why are people who are in the office asking ME to desperately message other people who are IN THE OFFICE. Go downstairs!! 1120
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I can tell when someone has anxiety because they'll be annoying about it (I can say this, I take Zoloft) 080
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialKevin Bash (KBash from YouTube) @kbash.bsky.social · 27/08/2026read everything as uncharitably as possible. austerity policies are taking effect 2546
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026🫣 Oh, hiiiiii. 141461
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 12/08/2026posting my venmo so people can help me buy new Genshin characters (7.0 comes out tonight) (yes I've been playing this game for 6 years) (go away!!) (after giving me money 😉) 0110
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026See it pays to be friendly and chatty at the office, because people loooove to tell me gossip or things that haven't been formally announced yet 0150
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Realizing too late in life that I could have made bank grifting on a gofundme or something. What age is too old to start scamming? 3160
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialMax Dubler 🏳️🌈 @maxdubler.com · 01/08/2026I avoid the term “gentrification” when talking about housing affordability because it mostly describes *how people feel* about neighborhood change, not the change itself. For example, this author talks about how containerized trash pickup will “gentrify” NYC’s streets by replacing parked cars: 2129726
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nothing says visiting your parents like sleeping on pillows that are probably 20 years old 1210
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you are not watching Canada's Drag Race All Stars, you should. These queens are arguing every Untucked, and they absolutely go from 0 to 100 QUICKLY. 060
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just had a meeting with someone with blue eyes who loved eye contact 🧿👄🧿 Sir please stop staring into my soul 1170
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Husband: are you watching another video of people doing the aeropickles choreo Me: how about you mind your business 190
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Can't wait to finish this call and then do no part of my job for the rest of the day (Don't tell my boss) (Also a new Genshin map just released on Tuesday, so) 0130
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026surely no one will ask me a dumb question at this presentation *presentation happens* hmm more dumb questions than I anticipated 0100
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You will be blocked the moment you post a weird conspiracy theory. Unless it's like "let's all braid each other's hair behind the Antarctica ice wall." I'll let that one slide. 3150
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Stop! That! Train! got actual laughs from me. Is this a sign of something bad? 0100
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 12/06/2026None of the bosses are at work today... Do I get a margarita at lunch................... 3250
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 09/06/2026All I’m going to say is that this is what some of you sound like when you complain about transplants driving up housing costs in your city 538753
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026watered the flowers and the new tree this morning, then two hours later it starts raining am I a joke to you, weather man?? 2150
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Lady in front of me just ordered a tuna salad sandwich but asked for not a lot of tuna salad... Ma'am are you sure you like that kind of sandwich? 1250
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Some words of encouragement: don't let others dull your sparkle (being a complete hater on main) ✨✨✨ 0160
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Even funnier when you consider the actual class position of guys like Hasan Piker, who is literally a capitalist entrepreneur. 318235
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Time to get back into competitive Pokemon for three months before I get annoyed that my team of quirky little weirdos isn't winning enough 070
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 03/04/2026People admit things in stream chats that I'd only admit to under torture. 5320
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bWHdP6/ Gotta work for that Pokopia 🙌🏻tiktok.comI do it for youuuuuu inspo from: noraleest_ ig #nintendoswitch2 #nintendoswitch #switchgames #pokopia TikTok video by Dhaija ✨ 160
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Whatever just happened in March Madness better be worth THREE different people on this plane screaming OH MY GOD at the same time 370
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Old woman in front of me on the bus is scrolling through reels. Watches something for a second, then continues to the next video. Now when a video of a half naked man came up exercising, she stopped and watched the whole thing... 0160
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There has got to be a study on younger bus drivers and how they whip these giant vehicles around city streets. 0100
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Darlene Mitchell is a CIA psy-op, I just don't know how yet 1100
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked. 1970631703
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 14/02/2026THE most exclusive Valentine's menu out there!!!!! 0140
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Making a throne list but it's all ugly streamer merch 070
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Feeling grateful for the sun and warmer temps yesterday for finally clearing off my lazy neighbors' sidewalks. 🥰 Now the walk to the bus stop isn't as treacherous. 080
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 30/01/2026People in my office are allergic to checking conference room calendars. Yes, I've got this one booked, go away!!! 2190
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Some of you come on here and just say stuff, huh (not me though) 1180
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Just saw someone use the term twink death for someone when all that happened was said twink had grown a mustache. People, words mean things!! 3190
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Hi I'm back from London with 100 teenagers. Some thoughts: 1) no big trucks! public transportation! yay!! 2) my American brain simply cannot wrap itself around British customer service, so sorry (cultural differences!!) 3) you will never convince me that American tourists are worse than Europeans 2200
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Traveling with 100 high school students because I'm nice and offered to chaperone! We're having fun!!!!!!! 4270
fmwiggles.bsky.social @fmwiggles.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Why am I getting emails for my job on the week of Christmas????? Fuck off!! 0130
Reposted by @fmwiggles.bsky.socialNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Pictured: a prior generation's cookie-cutter housing 929241
