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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 6m

hey i don’t call myself a writer for nuthin

Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27m

calling them cowards seems like a complete cop out at this point “when someone tells you who they are, believe them” etc

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 30m

you might want to hold off the bragging until you hear it

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 37m

feels like the title of a banger on my millennial angst indie folk album

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 44m

[me making myself laugh] i still got it

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 1h

seltzer is for people of ill repute

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 1h

tk just so you know i’ve decided to read all your posts in the voice of kate beckinsale, but then every once in a while it’ll randomly be brian blessed thought you’d like to know

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 1h

i do dislike being inundated with those ads every year though

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 1h

thank you for saying this i wanted to, but i was too scared

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 1h

more like biggie boobie bumpie bureau

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 2h

and in my favorite month? seriously? i swear shit happens to me every october

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 2h

well it’s definitely something

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 2h

ME: [prostrate on the floor] THE UNIVERSE: hey fuck this guy

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 2h

i suspect we could be looking at a shingles situation here, because life is a meaningless nightmare from which there is no escape

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 4h

happy bday! (your probation continues)

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 8h

well emily in this conversation i was pretending to believe that my preferences are all-important, and my friends told me that is bc everyone has been lying to me. i then wished to express emotions of sadness and isolation, so i posted the pablo escobar meme (see attached) but with my face instead

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 8h

that’s why i get along so well with babies, they’re like wow i didn’t know we came in this size

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 8h

i saw a biker travel 30 yards without his bike once, so this type of shit is hard to watch

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 8h

has growing up ever worked for anyone i’m staying LIKE THIS FOREVER

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 9h

when i’m trotting along and someone wants me to stop

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 9h

this is like a line from my nightmares

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

glen powell is the imagine dragons of leading men

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 9h

ohhhhh so you wander around waiting for stuff to break while the gf does all the work? psh typical

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 9h

oh no don’t start with that husband shit you will LEARN damn you

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11h

day 3, morning: the rash has overstayed its welcome

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11h

no obviously i'm just having some fun, he sounded very professional, and you sounded like a celebrity that i can't quite put my finger on i'll be honest it was much better than i was expecting lol

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

oh REallllllllly unrelated: how good are you at detecting lies

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

no that can’t be right i’m sure it’s the first thing

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

i think it’s too late for you, is what i think. you’re long gone

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

what’s more important, my personal preferences, or literally anything else

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

obviously they were tuning in for karl pilkington

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

oh you don’t know about the edible napkins

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

[me every time a post takes off] oh you like that, is that what you like

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

and i have to say, you have a great voice for it, very easy on the ears your mate stephen merchant, a bit less so

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 12h

guess who has two thumbs and listened to your podcast sara i laughed (when you growled “I’M DRY”), i cried (when you growled “I’M DRY”), and i made it all the way to the end even after you talked about a cloud of dust emanating from an old woman’s vagina i give it three out of five goopy eggs

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 14h

ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 23h

is this what bsky elders felt all the time

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i saw the eye of sauron and got out of there

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