Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Understanding my responsibility as an ally to avoid occupying spaces not meant for me, I map my road trips to avoid the trans-canada 001
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not feeling the polycule situation but keeping part of it to reatin membership of the Steam family 001
Reposted by Sloptimus Primeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026SHOULD I DO IT YES/NO - dashare.zone ADMIN 044462
Reposted by Sloptimus Primebob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Our founding fathers owned human beings 423116
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sluggo from the Nancy comics as a member of Wu-Tang: Foist things Foist man you're fuckin with the woist 000
Reposted by Sloptimus PrimeMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer. 322673671
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Only banning good specifically from Israeli *settlements* is so weak. You know you can take action against the state that's in an ongoing effort of creating those very same settlements right????? 010
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My brain to my hands while playing Super Meat Boy 010
Reposted by Sloptimus PrimeTarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Neutral in the culture war" 111155785317
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Yes king ignore right of way at a 4-way stop, make them wait for you 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I walk with a swagger that can only be attained by hitting 650 elo in blitz chess 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Something deeply funny to me about the opening line to Stayin Alive cause it implies that you can take one look at the way someone moves and conclude "yup, they fuck. Big time sex-haver right there" 100
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 13/08/2026No genAI in the world will ever be able to produce something as cool as Camel Joe. That's all human imagination right there baby 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Regrettably, we have a confirmed Ken Jennings L 😞 060
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 27/07/2026These people want to claim genuis from all the fruits of the innovations they paid for, but they are never held responsible for the harm is causes 000
Reposted by Sloptimus Primemave @mave.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Dreamt that a signature is colloquially called “the real onions” and now I think it should be. Time to sign on the dotted line. We need your John Hancock. Give us the real onions 49316
Reposted by Sloptimus Primeceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2026say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day 313217569
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Starting up another minecraft server with my friends yearly like it's gamer Hajj making a pilgrammage to the nether 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 01/07/2026At least when trump croaks this jerkoff absolutely will not have the juice to keep the racists energized and spirited 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Liturgymogging the local priest at my litttle cousin's baptism 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I donated money to wikipedia last night and the site prompted me to look at their store. Check this shit out 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"You couldn't make this show in today's climate" only applies if it's set in the arctic 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The Velvet Underground made a lot of captivating and forward-thinking music. Artistically and lyrically, I feel they reached their zenith on their magnum opus song Lonesome Cowboy Bill 010
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Hate the English but you gotta give credit where it's due – fanny is a funny word 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 01/06/2026How insane it is to live in a world where the president simply lies repeatedly blatantly to this extent. Is it worth reporting? Not really, it's not news. But he also poses a bordeline existential threat to humanity, so you kinda have to I guess 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Kid rock and The Village People expected to do a combined 4-hour set after all other acts have dropped out of America 250 010
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A flock of pigeons working together demonstrate more medical knowledge than RFK Jr ever will 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Out: fragmentation grenades In: Opening a banana bread recipe on my phone and throwing it at a target, the processing power demanded by simultaneously loading all 6 thousand ads on the page causing it to immediately explode 000
Reposted by Sloptimus Primealexandxor @alexandxor.northsky.social · 13/04/2025happy neil banging out the tunes day 07624
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Don't ever let anyone fool you with the "friendly neighbor to the north" bullshit 000
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Short blonde insects found chewing water-damaged wood in my house, possibly Sabrina Carpenter ants 000
Reposted by Sloptimus PrimeJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 07/04/2026call for an investigation into the president's fitness. call for the house to impeach. say you will obstruct every last bit of senate business. call for soldiers to disregard illegal orders. say you will prosecute the people who do this. say you will take their military pensions and benefits. 152342577
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 07/04/2026There is no greater endorsement of the necessity of socialism than the rhetoric of the opposition party 000
Reposted by Sloptimus PrimeStephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I'm reminded of the time I saw a scientific paper that officially proved that people look more attractive when you're drunk: look, SOMEONE has to go out there and do the actual research to prove what we all knew already 1123
Reposted by Sloptimus PrimeNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/03/2026WOIMSDAY 9788144
Reposted by Sloptimus Primejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026men giving themselves so much body dismorphia they reinvent shapewear from first principles 361968172
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Masterclass move from Trump to shit himself live on camera to distract from the Epstein files 010
Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Can't wait for autumn so I can have a good wake n rake 010
