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Sloptimus Prime

@flook13.bsky.social
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Communist living in East coast Canada. Free palestine!!!

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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pre-cunnilingual land acknowledgement
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm in awe of the arsenal of close-up animals reaction pictures you have
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Salesperson claims product works wonders
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Understanding my responsibility as an ally to avoid occupying spaces not meant for me, I map my road trips to avoid the trans-canada
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's built like dr robotnik
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy would say clanker
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feels problematic Jon I don't know
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not feeling the polycule situation but keeping part of it to reatin membership of the Steam family
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate theft so I always make sure to watermarking my image generated from a dataset of stolen images
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love women
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SHOULD I DO IT YES/NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN HOLDEN ONE OF THOSE MODEL M KEYBOARD'S AND THINKEN ABOUT WHAT IF EVERY ONE COULD HEAR THEM TYPEN AND CLICKEN , WAS IT THE KEYBOARD THAT MADE THE COMPUTER GOOD OR WAS THE WORLD SIMPLY DIFFRENT THEN, ONLEY ONE WAY TO KNOW, CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK "THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A CLICKY KEYBOARD GUY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our founding fathers owned human beings
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tassles are coming back in a big way folks, get ahead of the game
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sluggo from the Nancy comics as a member of Wu-Tang: Foist things Foist man you're fuckin with the woist
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer.
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"We support [...] a safe and secure Palestine." Ok then embargo the country actively committing genocide in Palestine??? Fuck you Mark
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only banning good specifically from Israeli *settlements* is so weak. You know you can take action against the state that's in an ongoing effort of creating those very same settlements right?????
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean, a lot of people probably
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's awesome. I notice she's only using her index and middle to pluck the melody. I know Mississippi John Hurt played like that, too. I wonder how common that is
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My brain to my hands while playing Super Meat Boy
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get her ass queen 👑👑
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've been saying this
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The vegan piss question is straightforward: Does the pisser consent to it?
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People are insane holy
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't think there's much hip-hop influence in his music
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lauren Order: SVU
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yes king ignore right of way at a 4-way stop, make them wait for you
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
J: Throw looping? You're a Honda main! You don't have a throw loop! G: It's not fake if they believe it
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FCG Georze Costanza: I'm throw looping, Jerry!
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you need to consult the source to double-check that the summary is accurate, then it's not a useful tool
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Serving the user a list of websites they can visit to obtain an answer from is not the same as serving the answer itself.
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's not at all reliably accurate
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Famous black and white image of John Lennon walking funny
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I walk with a swagger that can only be attained by hitting 650 elo in blitz chess
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Something deeply funny to me about the opening line to Stayin Alive cause it implies that you can take one look at the way someone moves and conclude "yup, they fuck. Big time sex-haver right there"
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pointer Sisters were so good
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No genAI in the world will ever be able to produce something as cool as Camel Joe. That's all human imagination right there baby
Camel Joe, mascot of camel cigarettes, sits atop a shiny green motorcycle with a cigarette in-hand. His legs are on the side of the bike opposite the camera. With his black leather jacket and sunglasses, he's everything a person wants to be.
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How your email finds me
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't know if I have never heard of this song because it's not as popular as purported or because I am old and out-of-touch with youth culture
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Many patrons express disappointment from the frequency of the ice cream machine being out-of-order
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's the one that gets stuck in my head the most, for sure
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Regrettably, we have a confirmed Ken Jennings L 😞
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wait he's a trotskyist?
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Haha wow bummer anyways support the BDS movent and don't give microsoft your money
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
These people want to claim genuis from all the fruits of the innovations they paid for, but they are never held responsible for the harm is causes
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Dreamt that a signature is colloquially called “the real onions” and now I think it should be. Time to sign on the dotted line. We need your John Hancock. Give us the real onions
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/07/2026
say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If being bad at chess was cool I'd be Fonzie
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Sloptimus Prime @flook13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Starting up another minecraft server with my friends yearly like it's gamer Hajj making a pilgrammage to the nether
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