Reposted by cancel and gretelwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 16/10/2026(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what’s up dude Larry: matters most vile 11064195 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026this is a poem called the sharp place and i wrote it 030 0
Reposted by cancel and gretela. hedgehog @aethertempest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026is your refrigerator training for a marathon ? 061 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im a single issue voter i will Vote for the candidate who runs on a platform of doing the firing squad to Mr Beast 140 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“The hypothetical bee is not doing well” 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026bumper sticker that says I SUFFER FOOLS LIKE YOU FOR A LIVING 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the thing from The Thing (1982) is a woman and that’s why all the men are afraid of it 100 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Osama bin Laden's mom with a newspaper clipping of 9/11 lovingly kept on her fridge. 563956 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 10/09/2026They should punish the people responsible 2243 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelChris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026BREAKING: Blizzard union workers have ratified a historic contract that has secured guardrails around AI usage, layoff protections, remote/hybrid work benefits, and much more.gamedeveloper.comBlizzard union workers ratify contract covering 1,900 employeesUnion members have secured guardrails around generative AI usage, layoff protections, remote and hybrid work benefits, and more. 932481066 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026[james bond voice] “Little bit of chicken. Fried” 010 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We should probably defeat evil 426767 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026sexual role play is so scary, like I’m already nervous and now I have to do improv? Naked? In front of my crush?? That’s like a nightmare I would’ve had when I was 17 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the reflexologist looked at my foot and said i have a secret extra organ hes never seen before. its a secret extra organ that no one else has and its causing all my problems 120 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you must resist the commodification of all things precious and sacred 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"So, please, please, please Let me, let me, let me Let me get some respect this time" -Rodney Dangerfield if he were the frontman of English alternative rock band The Smiths 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026boyfriend says he wants “to enter every building” 020 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026heat seeking missiles will never get me because I am an ice cold #bitch 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026blackberry thyme chiffon cake with mascarpone cream 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026whyhasnt mamdami closed the backrooms and addressed the backrooms monsters 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026does the carpet match the grapes?…of wrath… 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i bet if you're a jpeg getting stretched out feels good as fuck 120 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my mom somehow discovered my defunct instagram alt from six years ago and followed it and has been sending it reels from time to time. today she asked me why i never replied to her on instagram 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was learning the periodic table so I could memorize elements’ atomic numbers and make jokes about which element is 67 or whatever the new funny number is. But in my reading I became overwhelmed by the beauty of the universe 220 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelThe Vulture of Ridicule @waywardmallemuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026fraugust🐸 011 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026showing my hairdresser a picture of trunks dragon ball z 110 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026David may cry, a “David may cry” attitude 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026everyone at the wedding showered my boyfriend with praise when he did his trump impression 110 0
Reposted by cancel and greteldr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i will never delight at a misshapen raccoon 172938 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026everything is punk these days. solarpunk this, steampunk that, cyberpunk or whatever. its all punk. but spare a thought for Ska 162 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026ive discovered abeatuful and moving song called In The End by Lincoln Park 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026As a child I hated Bugs Bunny because he engaged in antisocial and psychopathic behavior 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026is everything ok? i noticed you were flying your freak flag at half mast 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026we must destroy the liberal myth of a salvageable country with noble aspirations 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026something I've learned from online is that a LOT of people—truly shocking number of people—are desperate to fuck an elf 110 0
