Reposted by cancel and gretelwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 16/10/2026(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what’s up dude Larry: matters most vile 11077197 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026this is a poem called the sharp place and i wrote it 030 0
Reposted by cancel and gretela. hedgehog @aethertempest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026is your refrigerator training for a marathon ? 061 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026White chocolate chips BUT I bet peanuts would b good too 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Crazy that these experiments are sort of, renown because if you read Harry Harlow’s career history you’re like Ohhh this guy was just A Monkey Torturer 011 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026voters want politicians to shoot and kill Mr beast. it’s that simple 040 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im a single issue voter i will Vote for the candidate who runs on a platform of doing the firing squad to Mr Beast 140 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“The hypothetical bee is not doing well” 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026bumper sticker that says I SUFFER FOOLS LIKE YOU FOR A LIVING 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the thing from The Thing (1982) is a woman and that’s why all the men are afraid of it 100 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Osama bin Laden's mom with a newspaper clipping of 9/11 lovingly kept on her fridge. 563956 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 10/09/2026They should punish the people responsible 2243 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelChris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026BREAKING: Blizzard union workers have ratified a historic contract that has secured guardrails around AI usage, layoff protections, remote/hybrid work benefits, and much more.gamedeveloper.comBlizzard union workers ratify contract covering 1,900 employeesUnion members have secured guardrails around generative AI usage, layoff protections, remote and hybrid work benefits, and more. 932491066 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026[james bond voice] “Little bit of chicken. Fried” 010 0
Reposted by cancel and gretelNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We should probably defeat evil 426767 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026attempted to have the thought “this cake was better the day I made it” But actually thought “this cake was better on the day it was born” 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026they had to design a whole new device to do reflexology on My Organ 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026sexual role play is so scary, like I’m already nervous and now I have to do improv? Naked? In front of my crush?? That’s like a nightmare I would’ve had when I was 17 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the reflexologist looked at my foot and said i have a secret extra organ hes never seen before. its a secret extra organ that no one else has and its causing all my problems 120 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you must resist the commodification of all things precious and sacred 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"So, please, please, please Let me, let me, let me Let me get some respect this time" -Rodney Dangerfield if he were the frontman of English alternative rock band The Smiths 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026boyfriend says he wants “to enter every building” 020 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026heat seeking missiles will never get me because I am an ice cold #bitch 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026blackberry thyme chiffon cake with mascarpone cream 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026whyhasnt mamdami closed the backrooms and addressed the backrooms monsters 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026does the carpet match the grapes?…of wrath… 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026[grimy NIN electronic beat] “I wanna save you to my hard drive” 010 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026[trent reznor voice] "I wanna stretch you like an image file" 110 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i bet if you're a jpeg getting stretched out feels good as fuck 120 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my mom somehow discovered my defunct instagram alt from six years ago and followed it and has been sending it reels from time to time. today she asked me why i never replied to her on instagram 000 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Scientists have synthesized a new element. And they’re calling it Love 020 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026lmao dude…opposing forces…cosmic poetry… 110 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was learning the periodic table so I could memorize elements’ atomic numbers and make jokes about which element is 67 or whatever the new funny number is. But in my reading I became overwhelmed by the beauty of the universe 220 0
cancel and gretel @floatingorb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Running a complex psyop to obfuscate the activities of a US naval base on Mad At You Island 110 0
