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You're on vacation with your family, I'm dying in real life. Fix your hearts or die

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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 24/09/2026
"so what's your take?" "I think the private sector can solve all of a nations problems and the government doesn't have to do anything" "100% disagree"
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reading a book with a title and author name made up of all common nouns so it’s impossible to find any discussion of it online. Though it’s possible there is none, I’m not really enjoying it.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always flip a lucky when I open a new pack
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No good things for the bastard that designed this small toaster.
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
guy labeled 'sickos' looks through a window 

speech bubble reads: yes... ha ha ha... YES!
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Current method for getting out of depressive episodes involves making a sandwich like you’d see on Scooby Doo, with Reggae Reggae sauce. This experiment’s variable is a star bar for after
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't care if this is controversial but the guy was only frozen for 36 years. There is no way the world of Demolition Man could have changed that much, even with a big earthquake. If anything that would have slowed down the rate of change.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Terrified the government is going to base its testing of Irish values on shite you’d see on that D’unbelievables tape every house seemed to have a copy of, or whatever twee shite they promote to the tourists.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dad’s train to Westport was delayed because the one before hit a tractor. They were bussed to another train past the incident. The second train has hit a car on a level crossing. Somewhere near Ballyhaunis
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s just no way I can be so good at answering questions on tv quiz shows and not be more successful in life. There must be some malevolent force keeping me down.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It really does come in threes eh?
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old famous white people are dying.
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Has no one told this guy what his name sounds like?
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is the dream existence
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
James Acaster’s “I just wanted to get away with it” bit is getting more use than I’d have hoped
youtu.be
James Acaster can’t stop laughing about the Harry Potter TV series 🧙‍♂️ | Off Menu Podcast
YouTube video by Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why it look like that
A bottle of Slievenamon spring water.Slievenamon spring water written in the Evangelion title card font.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Jorge Luis Borges and Colm Tóibín in 1982.
Black and white photo of Jorge Luis Borges, an elderly, blind man with a stick, linking to the supporting arm of a remarkably hirsute - head AND chin - young Colm Tóibín, whose deep set eyes are almost entirely in shadow. In the photo, Borges would be around 83 and Tóibín around 27.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can Irish politicians not give an interview without a group of gormless looking eejits standing behind them staring blankly.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@cormybear.bsky.social
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Surprised no one in the new Spider-man asked Banner where his big Hulk son is.
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socmot @socmot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A post from a woman, Rosemary McCabe, former journalist in Ireland, now based in the US, with experience of Hansard, again via Substack unfortunately. Mainly behind a paywall, but there is enough in the open part to show who who Glen Hansard was. rosemarymaccabe.substack.com/p/glen-hansa...
rosemarymaccabe.substack.com
Glen Hansard Is No Irish Hero
…no matter how great a musician you thought he was
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/07/2026
Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is fearr photoshop briste, ná intleacht shaorga clíste
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My nieces asked me how much the tooth fairy used to leave me when I lost a tooth. Had to explain that that currency no longer exists.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
God you’d be raging if it took you eight years, wouldn’t ye
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Found out that Veruca Salt’s father in Willy Wonka was played by Roy Kinnear when he was ONLY 36!!!
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Didn’t even know they were still touring!
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I have added "Figuring out how to read a large comic book crossover event in the correct order" to my CV under the heading 'Project Management'
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
There was a period of about ten years when anytime someone mentioned Klaus Kinski I was picturing Klaus Nomi.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The one lesson I will never learn is watching a tv show and immediately going to see what people on Reddit think. Great way to taint anything with negativity.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They should invent phone speakers that can play audio without making me feeling like a nail is being pushed in my head.
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irishfamilydetective @irishfamilydetective.ie · 22/05/2026
#Onthisday 1971 members of the Irish Women's Liberation Movement boarded the 8am train from #Dublin to #Belfast to buy contraceptives, legal under UK law & returned to Dublin highlighting the hypocrisy of Irish law More rte.ie/archives/201...
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I don’t think non-goths should be allowed play goths on TV. I’ve had my heart broken too many times.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Once again thinking about rejecting the smart phone and making the internet a thing I only access from a laptop.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The rest of the world during 28 Years Later:
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When my parents turned 40 I remember rolling my eyes at the “Life Begins at 40” cards they got. Now in the final week of my 30s it’s literally the only thread of hope I have.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
What do we want? More krautrock in Northern Ireland! When do we want it? Neu!
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Look it’s just not reasonable that everything you’re talking about is a symptom of ADHD
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there
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᚛ᚋᚐᚏᚉ ᚋᚐᚉ ᚐᚅ ᚈᚄᚐᚌᚐᚔᚏᚈ @sirjolt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A little semiotic delicacy I was served this morning
News headline, “What is Europe doing to avoid a new energy crisis? Ask the Euronews AI chatbot.”

The latter portion a delightful inversion of the former, invites the reader to consider whether an energy crisis would be better than a world in which they are asked to interrogate a language model to find out about the news headline they just read.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maureen O’Hara’s da made a hames of their 1926 census form. Stuff in the wrong columns and all.
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Flash PK @flashpk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Is anyone who’s good at reading handwriting able to tell me what the word in brackets under A.G.S. Says?
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