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Butch O'Blivion

@fivemanjob.bsky.social
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Show no mercy Find the others Improv warlord in the Twin Cities and I probably do some other things I also post longer things on Wordpress : fivemanjob.wordpress.com

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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 3h
HELL YEAH
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 4h
People today hate talking on their phones. Also, we spent billions of dollars to build this thing you can TALK TO…. ON YOUR PHONE!!!
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Erik Ostrom @erikostrom.com · 4h
Made this for a Facebook thread and I still like it out of context
A meme of Tobias and Lindsey Funke from Arrested Development. 

Tobias says: YOU KNOW, LINDSEY, AS A LIBERALI HAVE ADVISED A NUMBER OF POPULACES TO DISMANTLE THE MASTER'S HOUSE WITH THE MASTER'S TOOLS.
Lindsey says: WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?
Tobias says: NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT....
BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 4h
When you hear someone was arrested for abusing children or possessing CSAM ... you KNOW how they voted without even asking.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 4h
Adorable is leading a workshop! Monologues and mono scenes with heart! Oct 18th, 11am-2pm at Stage Your Change www.stageyourchange.com/service-page...
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Adorable Workshop | Stage Your Change
"Adorable" Teaches Adorable! Veteran improv duo "Adorable" Butch Roy and Jen Scott teach their form, a combination of storytelling, monologue, and monoscene. Create grounded, empathetic, and vulne...
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Improv A Go-Go @improvagogo.bsky.social · 5h
FRIENDS! You can see four groups of actual humans doing actual human talent with your actual human eyes! A miracle of modern science Hearts On Fire TwinCitiesImprov [dot] com Presents! Whose Left? Brass Section This Sunday at Strike Theater 7:30pm Pay What You Like improvagogo.com
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Improv A Go Go
home to Twin Cities improv since 2002
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h
Still true
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This paragraph builds and builds the insane comedy but you're not ready for the kicker.
Atelier Missor, active since 2021, describes itself on X as a “classical foundry in Paris, on its way to building a new Rome.” Its founder, Missor Movahed Ghaleh Nouri, has claimed he was drawn to pursue classical sculpture after receiving a vision of Napoleon I while wandering the Place Vendôme in Paris. His staff wear identical tan suspenders, billowy shirts, and unkempt facial hair, and—per previous versions of their website—spent much of the first half of the 2020s producing bronze and clay busts of such figures as (of course) Napoleon, Nietzsche, and Jordan Peterson.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just opened FB to check an event - had a look at my timeline and decided to count... it was 17 ads and suggested posts from pages I don't follow before I hit the first actual post from an actual person I actually follow. It's just drowning in garbage
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
being asked to pretend like anyone on the Right has a valid point worth "debating" is insulting to us all
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
apparently Nicolas Cage was at the MN RenFest this past weekend and that makes me very happy for no good reason - it's just so perfectly weird
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To the guy at the stoplight revving his engine and blasting his exhaust in the sweetest voice possible: 🎶 DOES YOUR FAST TRUCK GO VROOM VROOM?!? YES IT DOES 🎶
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Over and over and over again… God does not give people morality God is what gives people permission to ignore morality (Also, there is no god - it’s terrible humans, all the way down)
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every so often I have to explain to a doctor or professional what is wrong with my body ... and saying "I used to be a Clown" either makes sense or it doesn't
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GO VOTE EARLY and then come see these dummies do fun stuff on stage at Open Eye Theatre Tuesday - 7pm
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the GOP is the party of child rapists The signs have been there all along
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS TUESDAY at Open Eye 7pm showtime tickets: tix.gobo.show/events/event...
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
planning a movie marathon
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
may they all go down in flames
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a great example of "any graph can be impressive ... if you're stupid"
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
don't EVER tell me you think he should be the nominee. fuck that guy.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every so often I have a "I wonder where they are now" moment about a couple different people.... because I would like to reach out and ruin their day
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So you got together with all your friends that "know the laws and care about the laws and whose careers have been upholding the laws" and decided to go after the President for breaking the laws?!? IT'S A CONSPIRACY
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Translation: We KNOW voters don't want this But we're gonna do it anyway They. Don't. Serve. The. People. And should all be removed. Every last one.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s wrong with Capitalism?!?? I dunno … maybe the highest paying job shouldn’t be “destroying the world”
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you say "what did she expect?!?" You are admitting that IT *IS* ALL MEN
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Improv A Go-Go @improvagogo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS SUNDAY at the IAGG :: DallaValle Duos Hearts On Fire TwinCitiesImprov [dot] com Presents! Whose Left? Sunday at 7:30pm Strike Theater Pay What You Like come laugh, you could use it
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One was thrown off a building. One off a bridge One was stabbed in the gut and left in a snowbank to die
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My friends growing up were problematic and stupid in LOTS of ways - but at least they knew how to handle a fucking rapist
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep seeing lots and lots of "Men need to be posting about the Cornell 7 a lot more" posts AND I AGREE.... but also Take a moment and check with the people close to you who may have been victims in the past - give them a heads up, at least
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone reads this, thinks about it and then shares it. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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A few hundred noncitizen votes are a national scandal. But when states reject hundreds of thousands of ballots from eligible voters, it’s business as usual
One state rejected ballots because some voters failed to include their mother’s maiden name on the back of the return envelope.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Why am I in such a terrible mood??" he asked himself, turning down the absolutely screaming industrial noisecore music that was shaking the walls
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're posting about your improv festival... PLEASE include what city and state it is in. Sorry if I'm supposed to know where the "One Million Laughs Comedy Festival" is held but I fucking don't
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Oh YEAH… I forgot about all the War Crimes!” is how bad this administration is Just a giant, murderous shit cloud
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even IF he got the right game, the leap that the ONLY POSSIBLE explanation was a vast conspiracy is just insane. Even if. Which he did not.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are assaulted - do NOT rely on the administrators of the school, company, public event, venue, etc Their job is to protect the name and brand of the school, company, event or venue, which they will do by silencing and covering up the whole thing Go public. Go loud.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clicking the "YES, YOU ARE ALWAYS ALLOWED TO LAUNCH THE ZOOM APP WHEN I CLICK ON A ZOOM MEETING" button for the 1500th time.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven't seen nearly the required number of "One of the Cornell 7 hospitalized with lacerations to the face and genitals" headlines C'mon, people
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone dumb enough to believe the migrant caravan threat should be choking on silica packets
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We keep hearing about how an accusation will "ruin men's lives" while at the same time, actually committing rape seems to have no tangible downside for them
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the GOP: We promise to fuck up your actual life while protecting imaginary people from made-up problems
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Minneapolis police blew through their budget and then some … but the answer is never “then the MPD needs to make some cuts” Weird how they can give themselves unlimited overtime and it’s on public schools to figure how the rest
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You mean we have to pay attention to everyone’s politics EVERY time we spend money?!?” YES, you dumb fucks Not paying attention is a big part of how we got here
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Man Who Saved The World. May his memory be a blessing.
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Ed Maibach @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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