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@fivefootmenace81.bsky.social
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Amateur crocheter, professional-ish nurse. Lover of beer. Owned by 1 extremely rare Colorado House Panther (aka, black cat) and an unholy mash up of a tuxie/gremlin/tribble cat.

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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! Miss Squirrel has been harassing us ALL WEEK! Doing her war dance on the railing, chirping at us, and stealing the birb food!
Two cats watch a squirrel standing on a balcony railing
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HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brandt Clarke vs Nathan MacKinnon Sep 30, 2026
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Brandt Clarke vs Nathan MacKinnon Sep 30, 2026
Brandt Clarke vs Nathan MacKinnon from the Los Angeles Kings at Colorado Avalanche game on Sep 30, 2026
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hufanga off the blind side like
Matt bomer momoa meme
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! Please enjoy this extreme close up of my handsome face.
Close up on the face of a black and white cat
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SQUIRREL!! You can't see it in this picture because we are SO FIERCE we scared it away.
Two cats look intently out on their balcony towards a squirrel that ran away
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment. Here’s what experts say you need to know.
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This Little-Known Appeal Could Force Your Insurer to Pay for Lifesaving Care. Here’s How to File It.
When a health insurer refuses to pay for your treatment, you may have the right to have the denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider. Here are six steps experts sugges...
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gizmo says he's sad his big (much smaller) sister doesn't get as much love as him so he wants a picture of her posted to make her feel better. Please show her some love ❤️!
Female black cat sitting in front of a box at home
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! All last week I had to deal with beepy trucks repaving the parking lot and I was not having it!
Tuxedo cat laying on a pink blanket
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gizmo Says he's soooo sorry to have been absent the last few weeks!! But thank you to the new followers via Charlie's Anilmal Lovers Starter Pack #8!!! We promise to be more present. You know, after stretchies and naps 😹
Fluffy black and white tuxedo stretches while yawning
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gizmo says Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day! Here's my big sister Lilith, looking pretty 😻
Female black cat looking at camera
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Guyes, feelink frazzled? needink direckshun or morale subbort? Tortilla momb makink WWOCD braselets! (Wut Wud Oranj Cate Do?) Luk grate an nebber furget wen in dowt - channel yoor inner Oranj!!
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Chris Bianchi @bianchiweather.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Denver just Denvered: 2:30p yesterday in Denver: 102° 4:30a this morning: 52° 50° swing in 14 hours! #COwx
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday. Trying to hide from the heat. It's not working 😿
The black and white front paws of a cat stick out from a red cat cube.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! The world (or this weight) is your oyster.
A fluffy black and white cat rests his head on a dumbell
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gizmo Says Happy #Caturday. It's too feekin hot. Please keep yourselves and your pets cool and hydrated.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Gizmo Says Happy #Caturday! Giving absolutely annoying little bro energy
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy to report that Gizmo was 100% uncovered by the fireworks last night. Unfortunately, Lilith was as scared as ever 😿 Glad we gave her some Churu before they started since she wouldn't come out for dinner.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday and 4th of July! This is my first boom-boom holiday so not sure what to expect but if nothing else I'll just sploot
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've never been so invested in a soccer game more than I was watching Argentina v Cape Verde. Yes I know terrible accusations have come out about one of the players-and may the truth prevail-but I hope that doesn't take away from how their overall story brought people together.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! Meowmy discovered the portrait mode on her phone, so now the pictures make me look even more handsome!
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gizmo Says Happy #Caturday! Told meowmy to get my good side, which is both, obviously 😽
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You couldn’t write a more mealy-mouth statement that says nothing than what Chief McDonnell put out multiple days after an LAPD officer shot a dog last weekend.
LAPD Chief McDonnell's Statement on the Canoga Park Dog
Shooting
In the past few days, many of you have contacted the Los Angeles Police Department regarding the shooting death of a dog during an encounter with one of our officers. This is an incredibly tragic incident.
The loss of a pet is deeply personal. For many, a dog is not simply an animal; it is a companion, a source of comfort, and a member of the family.
There is no incident more serious than when an officer fires a service weapon. For this reason, the LAPD has a specialized division of investigators specifically trained to handle these types of incidents. A thorough, multi-layered examination of this weekend's incident in Canoga Park is already underway, but it will take time to ensure fairness, transparency, and accountability.
LAPD officers face unknown dangers on a daily basis, but l expect them to exercise sound judgment, restraint, and respect for life whenever possible. That expectation is reflected in our training, policies, and specific guidance on encounters with dogs. All those factors will be carefully reviewed as part of this investigation.
We at the LAPD know the community is hurting.
Our job is clear: to complete a full and comprehensive review, to follow the facts wherever they lead, and to communicate openly with the public as we learn more.
My commitment to the truth and to all Angelenos remains unwavering.
Los Angeles
Police Department
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I am LOVING watching the Telemundo broadcasts of the World Cup matches. No, I don't speak Spanish. But I appreciate the announcer's enthusiasm and obvious love of the sport, no matter what team they are calling. I just wish I had subtitles so I could know what they laugh about.
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Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026
the dumbest nurse on the unit at their daisy award ceremony with the hospital CEO
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Gizmo says happy #caturday! Momb just realized the double hash tag might mean some of you miss my post today, so she's reposting so none of you are deprived of my majestic bean floof.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Gizmo Says Happy ##Caturday!! Here are my distinguished crossed floofs for your enjoyment 😽
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
6 THINGS YOUR CAT REMEMBERS 1. Your scent- 1- 2 yrs after separation 2. A traumatic event-Lifetime 3. Where food is kept-from the 1st day home 4. Favorite toys-Even when lost for months 5. The sound of your voice-Recognizes it & is comforted by it 6. Your bedtime routine- often joins you.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! Chillin in the box I just kicked my sister out of
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Gizmo says happy #caturday! These moments of my sis and I together are rare but precious.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gizmo says happy #Caturday! Spring is the season of growth, and the toe bean floof is coming in nicely.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! Today will be a good day to lounge and watch the hummingbirbs.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ahhhh!! Gizmo says he's so sorry for missing #Caturday! The hooman mom was too busy yelling at the hockey men on TV. Her team lost, I think? (Gizmo's mom can confirm--the Avs lost 😒) But here's a cute pic of me anyway
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday! Just being a little derpy today.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Sorry, no new GizmoSays today as I am currently out of town. Giz will return to his regularly scheduled program next week!
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Gizmo says Happy #caturday! Also, happy playoff season, go Nugs and Avs! I'll be here hiding while the hoomans yell at the TV.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Gizmo says Happy #Caturday. Take up all the space you deserve.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Gizmo says #HappyCaturday. Also, rage bait your hoomans by being as aggressively cute as possible.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Gizmo says happy #caturday and please be safe if you're taking part in #Nokings protests.
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Gizmo says this 90 degree weather in March is bullshit. All that floof and he hasn't been able to enjoy any decent cold. Thanks global warming! Also, happy #caturday
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DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @denversweather.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
DENVER I KNOW THIS WEEKEND’S WEATHER WAS WEIRD BUT THE WEIRDESt IS TRULY YET TO COME. UTTERLY OFF-THE-CHARTS FUCKERY HEADED OUR WAY AS WE EXPERIENCE THE WONDERS OF ALL COLORADO’S SEASONS IN THE COMING 96 HOURS. SUN: 30° WINTER U BACK? MON: 54° SPRING TUE: 75° WED: 83° SUMMER WTF THU: 85° FRI: 87°
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy #caturday from goofball Gizmo, who's belly is so big he has to hold his feets to clean them 😸
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Happy #Caturday from Gizmo and Lilith!
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gizmo sploot for this #caturday #catsofbluesky
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Gizmo wishes you all a happy #caturday
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Gizmo Says @fivefootmenace81.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
One of the many great aspects of adopting is that you rarely know the exact birthday of your new fur child and you can make it whatever day you want. Gizmo was born approx 1 year ago, so we decided he's a Cupid baby. Happy 1st birthday, you furry little menace. 😻
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