Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 22/09/2026how long until the hospital puts ai tracking chips in our work ID’s to make sure we’re only spending 2 minutes with each of our 40 patients 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 22/09/2026the last thing you see before they add protein to the normal saline 040
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 16/09/2026when someone tries to explain acid-base balance to me 030
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 16/09/2026this is how I feel listening to every patient in triage 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 14/09/2026the moment they start putting protein in the 0.9% i’m out 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 14/09/2026if the chat gpt they just put in EPIC doesn’t give me prompts for the best way to get my patient to leave AMA i’m quitting 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 12/09/2026if democrats win the election, I’ll give every single American a box of gloves from my hospital 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 12/09/2026i’m at the point in my career where not finding parking at my hospital is enough to make me call off 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 12/09/2026This is what my call list is like nowadays: Potential Fraud Suspected Spam Suspected Telemarketer Nursing Supervisor Suspected Spam 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 12/09/2026using my overtime to teach ai how to cry in the storage room 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 11/09/2026The kirkafication of my hospital is crazy because tell me why I just got a patient with a GSW to the neck on 9/10 021
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 11/09/2026You can fuck up big time letting someone know you can use the ultrasound to put in IVs 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 10/09/2026Shout out to all the trauma teams taking care of people getting kirked on Kirkiversary 🙏 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 10/09/2026Happy Kirkiversary to everyone except the guy that invented the call light 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 10/09/2026using ai to generate convincing arguments for why my patient should leave AMA 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 09/09/2026if y’all make me charge nurse on Kirkiversary imma crash out 110
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 09/09/2026When you tell med-surg you haven’t seen their bladder scanner 011
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 09/09/2026your rock bottom is pretty much just like working triage to me 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026When my patient says they don’t know what the pain med is called but it starts with the letter D 031
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026“we’re adding a new 37 question screening tool to the triage note” 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026Me to the floor nurse when I told them the patient must’ve had that BM in the elevator on the way up to their room from the ER 001
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026So you fell on it and that’s how it got into your colon 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026happy Labor Day to all, especially my fellow nurses working 12-hour shifts so American healthcare and insurance CEOs can make more in an hour than we do in a month. 🇺🇸🫡 150
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 07/09/2026i’m really easy to rage bait because why tf won’t you lift your arm when i try to put on your BP cuff 030
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 27/08/2026one of 7,000 recalled foods gives you diarrhea? no problem. we’ll replace those lost fluids with ✨fiberglass-contaminated saline✨ this is the worst timeline 063
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 27/08/2026all the nurses I know who refused to get the Covid vaccine are now injecting peptides they bought online 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 25/07/2026“Can you multitask?” Yes actually I’m losing my mind and doing a 12-lead at the same time 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 25/07/2026nurses wearing Figs watching you walk to the scrub machine 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 25/07/2026Me trying to make friends with the travel nurse during my lunch break 051
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 13/07/2026This sudden severe chest pain radiating to the back that feels like ripping is an ESI 5 sorry 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 02/07/2026if you’re wearing meta glasses in the hospital i’m disconnecting the call button and using a 14 gauge 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 02/07/2026you’re either giving a bed bath with me or giving a bed bath against me 000
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026if you ever feel safe remember that the dumbest person you knew in nursing school is a CRNA now 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026if they just put protein in the covid vaccine we’d have flying cars by now 020
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026if they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade i would be a CRNA by now 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026yeah i’m a “creator”, of sentinel events from a lack of sleep and the 3 monsters in my bloodstream 010
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026the dumbest nurse on the unit at their daisy award ceremony with the hospital CEO 061
Code Blue Memes @codebluememes.com · 15/06/2026if you’re good enough at your job, you can call the patients names to their face 010
