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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 11/09/2026

I'm tempted to just give up resisting, and start believing everything I read on the internet. Look at the fun they're having.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 10/09/2026

Really, really good gig at Dark Horse, Moseley. Phwoar and @sweetpoolband.bsky.social were great support for the genuinely excellent @slimecitymusic.bsky.social .

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SLIME CITY @slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

📣 Last call for our wee jaunt ⚠️ Final tickets for 👇 🗓️ 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM Dark Horse w/ @sweetpoolband.bsky.social & PHWOAR ⚠️ 🗓️ 11 SEP // LONDON @thelexingtonlondon.bsky.social w/ @themetatrons.bsky.social & Head Noise ⚠️ 🗓️ 12 SEP // NEWPORT @lepub.bsky.social w/ The Metatrons & Rainyday Rainbow ⚠️

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 14/08/2026

If you're on Android 14 and want to turn that shite off... Settings > Safety > Emergency Alerts Turn off Allow Alerts.

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Stevie Jackson @bobbyperu1975.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This absolute dunce thinks the player’s name is Portland Timbers 😂

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/08/2026

Tonnes of eclipse glasses on Vinted, if you're still after some.

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Andy Arthur💃🏰⚓🦌 Threadinburgh 🧵 @threadinburgh.scot · 28/07/2026

A huge corporate-level fail to understand your userbase on exhibition here. People who happily part with hundreds of pounds for access to trawl grainy, sometimes illegible, monotone facsimiles probably aren't *that* interested in a smoother looking new typeface or a more contemporary menu layout 👎🏼

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 29/07/2026

British Newspaper Archive's fanfared "upgrade" is the worst UI update I've seen in a decade. Simple search functions have been hidden behind a maze of bewildering, verbose drop-downs. Muscle memory and workflow patterns broken for 1000s of researchers. Guarantee no users were asked during dev.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 22/07/2026

Wasn't expecting to see a parrot on tonight's dog walk.

An arsehole dog watching a parrot in a tree

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 18/07/2026

FFS. That's the dug dragged me into the pub again.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 12/07/2026

999 matches (899 qualification + 100 World Cup games), and the semi-finalists are just the top 4 FIFA ranked teams at the start of the tournament.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 14/06/2026

Koeman looks like half Den Perry from the Banana Grove, and half the Megabus guy

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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 10/06/2026

GAME IDEA: A Paperboy sequel called EvriBoy, where you sneak up to peoples' houses, leave their parcel on the doorstep then pedal away frantically to leave someone else's parcel in a bin on bin day.

Screenshot of the arcade game Paperboy. A pixelated boy cycles up a pixelated street.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 08/06/2026

Celtic historians assemble. Glasgow Observer and Catholic Herald newspapers from 1885 to 1895 are now on British Newspaper Archive. www.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/titles/glasg...

A note from James McGrory about Glasgow Harp Football Club. The location is 67 East Rose Street, the same hall where Celtic was founded two months later.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 07/06/2026

Stratford and the River Avon today with the Barking Machine.

A dickhead dog looking at a Boat Hire dock. She did not hire a boat.

Holy Trinity Church in Stratford, viewed across the River Avon

A banging hot chocolate with a heavily toasted mega marshmallow

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 05/06/2026

Always press cancel. No-one likes a grass.

A dialog box from an Excel crash. Says "Hang on while Windows reports the problem to Microsoft"

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cee @cee.wtf · 03/06/2026

aim.cee.wtf dont use this to stalk your friends

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 27/05/2026

Social media influencers - strict laws about disclosing paid-for content, and fined by the ASA for breeches. Check out the regulations www.gov.uk/government/p... Politicians - ah, who cares.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/05/2026

Scottish football media is going to lose its effing mind this week after that call. Good. Inject it into my veins.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 12/05/2026

Wes Streeting knows that no-one likes him, right? Surely he knows?

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 09/05/2026

Kenilworth Castle with the grumpy bawbag

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/04/2026

A bowl of water and some wee treats?? For FIFTY QUID a night, I want a member of staff to read my dog a fucking bedtime story.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 26/03/2026

Worn-down bit on left is from a 7-MONTH old Hoover vacuum. Right is a used replacement I had to buy elsewhere. Hoover says this is normal wear and tear for 7 months and NOT covered by their guarantee. I say they use shit components in their shit vacuum cleaners and you should all avoid Hoover.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 21/03/2026

Aberystwyth today. This idiot tried to herd the waves.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 19/03/2026

Happy "Dog Utterly Obsessed with Sunlight Reflections on the Ceiling" season, to all who celebrate.

A shot of a dog looking at a light on a ceiling. Taken from underneath.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 19/02/2026

Oh fucking marvelous, Severn Trent have jacked up their prices by ANOTHER 10%. Their shareholders must be really needing the extra cash this year.

Robbing Severn Trent bastards putting up water rates by another 10%.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 18/02/2026

I can't imagine the sheer hell of having curated life tasks that are so overwhelming I need to run a private AI assistant to handle it all for me.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 05/02/2026

Full disclosure, I adore Buster Keaton. With that in mind, if you're looking for something different to do this evening, may I recommend this? www.cinemalive.com/movie/sherlo...

Sherlock Jr, one of Buster Keaton's finest movies - set to a soundtrack by REM

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 21/01/2026

No new #CelticFC signings for now, the board's email accounts are down.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 21/01/2026

Oh no. I think I've annoyed ChatGPT with my friendship.

After getting an answer from ChatGPT, I replied with "awesome. you da man". It used to reply back in kind, but now just says "Understood."

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 17/01/2026

I dearly wish right-wing nutjobs had the mental capacity to realise that every fucking thing they touch turns to shit.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 29/12/2025

We need an in-the-know alert system for when Sainsbury's halves the price of its Xmas cheese.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 27/12/2025

The 1% Club is such a weird show. They make a perfect tv quiz for neurodivergent folk, but before each question they force them to endure what feels like ten minutes of Lee Mack's banal and excruciating contestant banter.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 14/12/2025

Bad day to follow Celtic and the Chiefs.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 09/12/2025

Cancelled Spotify. Felt good. Went with qobuz.com.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 01/12/2025

So tired of how politics has now morphed into a terrible and never-ending Reality TV show.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 08/11/2025

Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 07/11/2025

Third time this week we've had to put the dog in the car and drive 45 minutes to sit in a rural service station for 2 hours, because of fucking relentless fireworks.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 04/11/2025

The world should probably stop producing mugs now, it feels like we've all got enough.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 28/10/2025

Love the NFL using cutting-edge technology to measure a complete guess of a spot from the official. Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 27/10/2025

Delighted he's gone. Hope he embarrasses the rest of them on the way out.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 25/10/2025

Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.

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