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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 17/09/2026

What do we think the Street View note says? www.google.com/maps/@53.041...

A weird note and possible bag(?) pinned to a wooden gate

Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 10/09/2026

Really, really good gig at Dark Horse, Moseley. Phwoar and @sweetpoolband.bsky.social were great support for the genuinely excellent @slimecitymusic.bsky.social .

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 14/08/2026

If you're on Android 14 and want to turn that shite off... Settings > Safety > Emergency Alerts Turn off Allow Alerts.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 22/07/2026

Wasn't expecting to see a parrot on tonight's dog walk.

An arsehole dog watching a parrot in a tree

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 18/07/2026

Ha! Could have been worse, she was thinking about aiming for here.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 18/07/2026

FFS. That's the dug dragged me into the pub again.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 12/07/2026

999 matches (899 qualification + 100 World Cup games), and the semi-finalists are just the top 4 FIFA ranked teams at the start of the tournament.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 10/07/2026

Yes! Me and the dog recommend their burgers.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 08/06/2026

Celtic historians assemble. Glasgow Observer and Catholic Herald newspapers from 1885 to 1895 are now on British Newspaper Archive. www.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/titles/glasg...

A note from James McGrory about Glasgow Harp Football Club. The location is 67 East Rose Street, the same hall where Celtic was founded two months later.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 07/06/2026

Stratford and the River Avon today with the Barking Machine.

A dickhead dog looking at a Boat Hire dock. She did not hire a boat.

Holy Trinity Church in Stratford, viewed across the River Avon

A banging hot chocolate with a heavily toasted mega marshmallow

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 05/06/2026

Always press cancel. No-one likes a grass.

A dialog box from an Excel crash. Says "Hang on while Windows reports the problem to Microsoft"

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 09/05/2026

Kenilworth Castle with the grumpy bawbag

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 17/04/2026

Oh man, they published them all week. Fingers-crossed these are readable when they're uploaded.

Multiple screenshots of poems published by the Daily Mirror in the week after Diana died.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 16/04/2026

Found it on the British Newspaper Archive. It's glorious. "There once was a lady called Di" 😂 There's a subscription needed, sorry. But here's the link. www.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/viewer/BL/00...

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/04/2026

A bowl of water and some wee treats?? For FIFTY QUID a night, I want a member of staff to read my dog a fucking bedtime story.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 26/03/2026

Worn-down bit on left is from a 7-MONTH old Hoover vacuum. Right is a used replacement I had to buy elsewhere. Hoover says this is normal wear and tear for 7 months and NOT covered by their guarantee. I say they use shit components in their shit vacuum cleaners and you should all avoid Hoover.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 21/03/2026

Aberystwyth today. This idiot tried to herd the waves.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 19/03/2026

Happy "Dog Utterly Obsessed with Sunlight Reflections on the Ceiling" season, to all who celebrate.

A shot of a dog looking at a light on a ceiling. Taken from underneath.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 19/02/2026

Oh fucking marvelous, Severn Trent have jacked up their prices by ANOTHER 10%. Their shareholders must be really needing the extra cash this year.

Robbing Severn Trent bastards putting up water rates by another 10%.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 05/02/2026

Full disclosure, I adore Buster Keaton. With that in mind, if you're looking for something different to do this evening, may I recommend this? www.cinemalive.com/movie/sherlo...

Sherlock Jr, one of Buster Keaton's finest movies - set to a soundtrack by REM

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 21/01/2026

Have you ever watched this? Similar to bake off, and incredibly wholesome. The big man struggles to hold his emotions in when a contestant has tried really hard.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 21/01/2026

Oh no. I think I've annoyed ChatGPT with my friendship.

After getting an answer from ChatGPT, I replied with "awesome. you da man". It used to reply back in kind, but now just says "Understood."

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 08/11/2025

Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 25/10/2025

Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 16/10/2025

Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 11/10/2025

Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 06/10/2025

Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch. Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 28/09/2025

Noticed two ancient landmarks

A Wimpy burger shop, also probably from 1651.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 28/09/2025

Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde

Pretty church, cottage, and cobbles in Shrewsbury

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 23/09/2025

This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again. They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.

Taramind Chutney poppadom crisps. Just don't.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 18/09/2025

Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.

40% of survey respondents would prefer to queue at a bar, rather than wait along the bar in the more traditional manner, like a fucking grown-up

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 09/09/2025

I'm convinced that it all went to shit in 2009 when this slimy bastard was invited on to Question Time. The BBC was the centre of attention for a week, and they've been chasing that far-right high ever since.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 15/08/2025

Beatrice is trying to work out if you've just cut a treat in half, and are pretending it's a full treat. (Also, she needs a home www.dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/dog...)

A terrier cross who has a naturally suspicious face.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 11/08/2025

Also, Xbox, One of my achievements in your database will be 19 years old tomorrow. Sort shit like this out, FFS.

An achievement on the Fitzpas Xbox account for Call of Duty 2. The achievement date is August 12, 2006.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 11/08/2025

Hey Xbox, I've had this account, the one you're messaging me on, since about 2003. Idiots.

A screenshot of a message from Xbox.

"As part of our compliance program for the UK Online Safety Act, adult Xbox accounts must verify their age to keep full access to social features like chat and invites. Starting early 2026, these features will be limited until you verify, though you’ll still be able to access your account, purchases, games, and achievements. Select below to learn more."

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 22/07/2025

Folk starting to gather at the Black Sabbath bench in Birmingham. g0.ipcamlive.com/player/playe... Rest in peace Ozzy, you mad beautiful bastard.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/07/2025

The Pill and Gustaf at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. The Pill were excellent, Gustaf were outstanding. My favourite gig in a long while.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/07/2025

Finally got a chance to finish this delightful wee book by @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social "A Triumph", 5/5, etc.

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Steve Fitzpatrick @fitzpas.com · 13/07/2025

Chill day out, accompanying Child #2 as she paints this.

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