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Fishegg

@fishegg.bsky.social
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Just this guy, ya know Music Addict, Novice Gardener, Dudeist Priest, Phone Guy

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Dawn Summers real or fake @dawnsummers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you can find common ground with Jared kusher, but not zohran mamdani, you shouldn't be in democratic leadership
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thunder makes The Chlomeister nervous
Our sweet Chloe looking scared
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's been a rough growing season for both personal and weather-related issues, but I sure nailed the garlic this year.
Four varieties of garlic in the lawn tableGarlic harvest hanging in the shed to cure for a few weeks
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gilbert Gottfried, hands down
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
MacFarlane: I feel like all of this was doomed to fail at the Great American State Fair the second Milli Vanilli canceled. Only bad things happen when Milli Vanilli cancels on you.
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can't think of many finer examples of the rot & decay that is this administration
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The jokes write themselves
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Imagine putting yourself into debt for law school, working really hard to pass the bar exam, then getting disbarred because you were worried about displeasing the former host of Celebrity Apprentice.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Trump Is Not the Golden Calf. He’s King Nebuchadnezzar. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...
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Trump Is Not the Golden Calf. He’s King Nebuchadnezzar.
Trump’s Golden 'Don Colossus' is a yet another warning sign of America's imperial decline.
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
They're inhumane, sociopathic monsters....every last one of 'em. Fuck Virginia Foxx and Fuck North Carolina for keeping her in office.
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I couldn't possibly agree more
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I'm hearing reports of roving gangs of wine moms out on the streets. Stay in your homes! No one is safe from their carnage!!!
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?" As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 30/11/2025
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My stepdaughter is bringing her BF to Thanksgiving this year. Another victim to be introduced to the ever-humorous Arlo Guthrie tonight!
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Dagsson @dagsson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Jude @judistewart.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Oh! The Humanity!!!!
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Everything Trump Touches Dies
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
‘We don’t go to no damn football game to see MALE cheerleaders, we go to see super fit dudes in really tight pants kneel down & reach between each others legs, run & tackle until they collapse in a sweaty pile of man so we can get tipsy in the stands & admiringly call ‘em ‘units’
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Occam's Razor
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I'm going to need to chew on this thought for awhile
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Humans are a virus
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Rough day at the office
It's a gorgeous day at the Lake
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Chloe made a new friend.
My sweet cairn terrier saying hello to a young buck
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Superb reading. Stop moving the Overton Window to the Right and let's do some real work.
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This absolutely tracks with my experiences. You're either a Member of the Club or you don't matter one bit and anything goes.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
universal drinking game
universal drinking game: take a drink every time you're not happy
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Bill Belichick's future Father-in-Law is younger than me. There is no universe in which that isn't completely messed up.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Fuck the penguins!!! Those shady bastards have been ripping us off for far too long!
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Chloe is feeling Irie with her new collar. One Love! Rastafari!
Picture of my sweet little terrier with her new rasta collar
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Jim Francis @plusbleuciel.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This year's peppers have been started. I'm still swimming in Cayennes, so I decided to dial those back a bit. Lots of Jalapenos and Poblanos this year. Also adding Habaneros and Bhut Jolokias to the mix
Two trays of peppers
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I've been having a helluva time getting motivated this year, but the onion seeds have been started. A little later than I'd have preferred, but the growing season is officially off and running. Peppers get started next weekend with tomatoes following the weekend after.
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Suckers, fools and syncophants
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I think Ms. Chloe likes it here
Me and my sweet pup
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Today's haul. The past week reminded me that my collection had a severe lack of Kendrick.
Prince - Around the World in a Day
Sweet - Desolation Blvd
Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The mailman was good to me today. Doctor Dark isn't supposed to drop until 2/28. Pleasant surprise!
The new "Doctor Dark" album from The Residents along with three of their other CDs
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
They're sociopaths...and extremely stupid
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Getting quotes to replace our fence (it's wild how few respond to service requests...for a shitty Biden economy, they all seem to be slammed). One estimate included: "If Canada decides to put tariffs on lumber, these prices for your quote may rise quite significantly." They'll never get it.
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You start a conversation, you can't even finish it You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed Say something once, why say it again?
Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense on a turntable
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Fishegg @fishegg.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
It's become my observation that those that talk the most about "common sense" have the least of it.
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