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Rob Finch

@finchwrites.bsky.social
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Involuntary Frankfurt widower. Voluntary guitarist and korfballer. Glorified mercenary typist. "EMBARRASSING DAD" apparently.

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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 5h
Cross Orbweaver. "Cross? I was bloody livid!"
A very stripy spider with discernible Cross matking.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 5h
No, jo. I appreciate the use of the heaviest of crowbar to make a pun. That's practically my entire M.O.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 6h
Jeffrey Archer - Wikipedia share.google/cXFf7ymH88Bd...
Jeffrey Howard Archer was born on 15 April 1940 at the City of London Maternity Hospital in Holloway, London.[8] He was two weeks old when his family moved to Somerset, eventually settling in the seaside town of Weston-super-Mare,[9] where Archer spent most of his early life.[10] The previous occupant of his bedroom was John Cleese.[11]
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 7h
We’re just normal men
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 6h
Mc "I do"
A wedding couple. The man wears a kilt and sporran.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 6h
Dwayne DibleyOfficee Dibble
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 6h
Bronze greavesJimmy GreavesA Yates's Wine Lodge
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 7h
Surely it should be "Mirandadolph"?
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 8h
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 7h
As a content designer I find the adjectival insulting. But then, I also dislike the term "content designer".
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 7h
Ooh PLOT TWIST
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 7h
Don't mention John Cleese
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 9h
I spotted this half an hour too late and now have to live with my chorizo, chicken and borlotti bean stew 😭
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 15h
Should you have any chicken left over from a weekend roast, I have the perfect Monday #RecipeOfTheDay for you: Thai Chicken Noodle Soup! www.nigella.com/recipes/thai...
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Thai Chicken Noodle Soup
If you've recently roasted a chicken, and have leftovers waiting for you in the fridge, I must steer you towards this recipe. Even if you don't have much chicken left over, you can still make this: a ...
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 10h
My daughter quite liked it too
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 10h
First uni lecture with Prof Kate Williams @katewilliamsme.bsky.social for my daughter today (which she apparently absolutely loved).
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 14h
Evil Wdna from Willo the Wisp.
She is a tired/angry/old/evil TV.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16h
I’ve just flown back from the place where they build the cars for Mad Max and boy are my tires armed.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 15h
Just opened some Appenzeller black label for lunch and now my house smells like an unwashed sports sock
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Usborne Book of Anxieties
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 20h
Mainland ones are 100% wool. British sheep are 100% meat.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 20h
This map blows my mind. Explains a lot.
A map of sheep distribution across Europe. Low/zero density everywhere except upland Britain and Ireland, and Sardinia. Very small clusters in the Low Countries, Greece, Tuscaby, parts of Spain, France and Norway.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evergreen skeet
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There should be 2 shits in that last bullet point
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What your gambling brand actually says about you: *Paddy Power: I think I am the most bantz person in the bookies *Foxy Bingo: I want to molest a cartoon fox *William Hill: I smell of Brut and despair *Skybet: I'm so lacking in brainpower I shit money away to a shut TV company Etc
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The pathetic regulation really frustrates me. "When the fun stops, stop." just feels like the strictures the cigarette advertisers went through before they got banned.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All ship's cucumbers present and correct Sir.
Cat stands on hind legs to attention, next to an open fridge. Three whole cucumbers lined up neatly on floor
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This. But also I think the gambling industry is one of the gravest ills in society.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
2005. A bank's call centre. One day a footballer in the 2nd tier phoned. £27k, paid fortnightly. It was shocking to see it on the screen. Next caller was a stressed out single mum, in tears and a balance of £9. The job made me angry and ill so I left.

Fesshole GOLD from 14th June 2021
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need this to detect if my kitchen smell is "dead mouse behind a cupboard", "elderly salad" or "backed up drain".
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is art if not an emotional reaction?
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PARKLIFE
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tbf I think the amphetamines help both
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should one partake in Parkrun and an indie band night on the same day? Feels overphysical and decadent
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That reminds me, I must buy a pack of razors.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now i am older, I find fewer and fewer words in books that have me running to a dictionary (who am I kidding? I Google like a normal person). So today, I'd like to thank Patrick Leigh Fermor for the word "imberb". Lovely word, imberb.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm glad im not the only one
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A bottle of Sangre de Toro
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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British Transport Films Stills @btfstills.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FREIGHT AND A CITY (1966)
An image captured from FREIGHT AND A CITY (1966)
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A Debenhams ad for a wizard costume with the strapping "Fashion, home, beauty"
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did anyone else notice Miranda Hart's Hitler moustache?
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
-What do you mean? -No one takes days off anymore,
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surely that is THE final RHLSTP put out...?
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does Matt Lucy's dress like my (late-70s) dad?
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am definitely not here to go viral, but for me this has "done numbers" and as a result I am happy for this corvid abomination.
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Emma Wilkinson @emmajourno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should clarify the 25% uptake is of Y13 students who are the easier population to measure quickly. It is freshers who are most at risk so something to really keep an eye on 😬
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For those in England & Wales who don’t get them on the NHS: private flu & covid jabs are available from today. I’ve just had both at my local pharmacy. £115 for the pair. Yes, that’s expensive, but if you’re a freelancer & don’t get sick pay it’s probably a lot cheaper than taking time off.
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