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Rob Finch

@finchwrites.bsky.social
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Involuntary Frankfurt widower. Voluntary guitarist and korfballer. Glorified mercenary typist. "EMBARRASSING DAD" apparently.

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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are we sure T380 wasn't, in fact, T1000?
T1000 from Terminator 2, with blades for handss
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Shrinkflation? If they're saving carbon emissions by reducing weight while retaining effectiveness and passing a proportion of the savings on to me then I'm happy. But is that likely?
2 boxes of Co-op all in one ultimate dishwasher tablets (lemon) - 30 tablets.  One is much larger and weighs 510g, the smaller one weighs 360g.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Divorced Dads of Hampshire night out in Gosport www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Those arrested:

A 59-year-old man from Gosport on suspicion of racially aggravated public order

A 39-year-old man from Emsworth on suspicion of offences including criminal damage, attempted criminal damage and possession of a pyrotechnic article at a protest

A 29-year-old man of no fixed address on suspicion of obstruction of a highway after ambulances were prevented from travelling along Clayhall Road

A 42-year-old man from Fareham on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly in a public place

A 22-year-old man from Gosport on suspicion of affray and racially aggravated public order

A 56-year-old man from Gosport on suspicion of assaulting a police officer

A 57-year-old woman from Emsworth on suspicion of assaulting a police officer

A 36-year-old man from Bognor Regis on suspicion of assaulting a police officer, failing to comply with a prohibited assembly direction and failing to comply with the conditions of a dispersal order

A 35-year-old man from Gosport on suspicion of assault by beating of an emergency worker and failing to comply with a prohibited assembly direction

A 45-year-old man from Gosport on suspicion of assaulting a police officer, criminal damage and being drunk and disorderly in a public place

A 29-year-old man from Portsmouth on suspicion of assaulting a police officer and failing to comply with a prohibited assembly direction
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cross Orbweaver. "Cross? I was bloody livid!"
A very stripy spider with discernible Cross matking.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer - Wikipedia share.google/cXFf7ymH88Bd...
Jeffrey Howard Archer was born on 15 April 1940 at the City of London Maternity Hospital in Holloway, London.[8] He was two weeks old when his family moved to Somerset, eventually settling in the seaside town of Weston-super-Mare,[9] where Archer spent most of his early life.[10] The previous occupant of his bedroom was John Cleese.[11]
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mc "I do"
A wedding couple. The man wears a kilt and sporran.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dwayne DibleyOfficee Dibble
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bronze greavesJimmy GreavesA Yates's Wine Lodge
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evil Wdna from Willo the Wisp.
She is a tired/angry/old/evil TV.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This map blows my mind. Explains a lot.
A map of sheep distribution across Europe. Low/zero density everywhere except upland Britain and Ireland, and Sardinia. Very small clusters in the Low Countries, Greece, Tuscaby, parts of Spain, France and Norway.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A bottle of Sangre de Toro
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...
A Debenhams ad for a wizard costume with the strapping "Fashion, home, beauty"
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not a good photographer, but look at this obsidian nightmare. Fucking magnificent.
A raven. All black and yet many hues on its distinct wing feathers
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Merino sheep
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See also: [Surprisingly drinkable Swiss aperitivo]
A bottle of Marito verde
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Try harder Joe
A packet of Dioralyte
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
RingGo? He wasn't even the best car park app in The Beatles!
The RingGo app logo
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brobbey, Brobbey, Brobbey! @fpljoe.bsky.social
Man city 5 v Sunderland 3. All Sunderland goals were scored by B. BROBBEY.Mr blobby
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It baffles me why Marvel haven't made a movie of her yet
Cover of an edition of Marvel's The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No comment
An elderly tortoiseshell cat heroically tolerating being surrounded with soft toys.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wholesome juxtaposition
2 subsequent skeets:
1) From "Catholic images that go hard" of the future Pontiff holding up a shot glass
2) from "Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace" of Sanchez holding up a tumbler in a similar pose
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your ducks are in a row, line astern. I intend to cut them in 2 places with my ducks, like Nelson at Trafalgar.
Fleet map of the Battle of Trafalgar
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder why...?
This view tracks political support closely: only 32% of Reform UK supporters feel scientists are on their side, versus 71% of Green supporters – a 39-point gap.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"They're selling mince pies in Sainsbury's, man. The greatest month in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black."
Shelves full of mince pies. £1.50 for 4.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@spavel.bsky.social I guess you made it to instagram
An Instagram post of a bluesky post of @pavel's
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
But now
A model Hurricane and a model Stuka dangling from cotton in diving battle poses
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This hook used to hold a net of teddies and dolls
A hook, in a white ceiling
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I couldn't have licked it more
A tortoiseshell cat picking its paw
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People's behaviour Away from Belgravia Would make you aghast
Tortoiseshell cat reclined undecorously on its back in a tiny gold bowtie
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I went to a marvellous party, with Noo-Noo and Nada and Nell...
A tortoiseshell cat asleep in a tiny gold bowtie
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They have reached Mad Dog 20/20 for the 2020s. This is genuinely the roughest thing I've drunk since 6th form college (excluding Icelandic Brennevin)
A Moth Strawberry Daiquiri
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Terrible portrait of Mrs mangel
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Imagine getting your mangles caught
A flat sign for Mangles Court
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Slava Petworth, Sussex
A Ukrainian flag, slightlybtattered flies over an english park
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Learning to walk by the book radleys
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bit spicy to be honest.
An email from "Curry's Feedback"
Subject line "Curry's would like your feedback"
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Its not the most important thing, but what (and why) are these things here
The footer of the page "powered by RapidHealth" and a squiggly heart logo. And on the other side a logo UKCA with the letterS stacked in pairs
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Great vibe sunwatching from the rail bridge. Enjoy thr smell of fried retina.
Sun over houses. Lens flare tiny cres entSun over houses. Lens flare tiny cres ent
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Piece of shit
A co-op checkout terminal which reads "waiting for POS connection" showing a red no entry sign
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Surely ALL teaspoons are Imperial? #USA250
Google screengrab: conversion of desert spoons to 'imperial' teaspoons (1:1.68936 fwiw)
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It was genuinely incredibly helpful in my recent holiday...apart from this default 20-metre drive (+ teleportation) in the entirely pedestrianised Dubrovnik old town.
A map showing a 1 minute drive and some magical dotted curved lines
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
People say Jimmy Junior looks more like his father than his mother.
A very large courgette alongside a shorter courgette and a melon. All are green striped, but the courgettes stripes are very similar.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'd just like to brag about my current view for a moment
Part of the walls of Dubrovnik and Fort Lawrence The roofs of Dubrovnik old town and Otoc Lokrun in the background
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This white cat has the most incredible pair of jet-black gonads I've ever seen on a feline
A white cat with a black tail glancing over it's shoulderThe same cat with a hint of a fine pair of bollocks
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's not even Marathon anymore #TheOdyssey
A Snickers bar
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lads, Menelaus wasn't even from Sparta #TheOdyssey
The cover of"Spaera: The rise and fall of an ancient superpower" by Andrew BaylissTherefore, if there really was a bronze age Menelaus, we can safely say that he wouldn't have lived in the city that came to be known as Sparta.
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every seat is flushable?
A bus that proudly boasts the brand name 'Toielt bus'
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Send help
A copy of Patrick Leifh Fermor's A Time Of Gifts by a Mediterranean shore scene
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Montalbano vibes
A partially lit Mediterranean back street in a black night. Two cars are parked haphazardly
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Rob Finch @finchwrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Communism, meet capitalism
A 1950s soviet-looking building tipped with a Konzum sign
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