Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026they should make a star wars 2. how about one more trip around the galaxy for old times’ sake. come on 441412145
Reposted by dandypanken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026(same tune as rock n roll mcdonalds) mimiga vagina 614414
dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i saw someone make a joke about plague inc and now i just want to play plague inc 010
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/05/2026i just saw an ad for the new star wars movie. while there's no luke skywalker or dark vader to be seen, there's a whole new cast of characters who are sure to become fan favorites. a little alien and his robot friend zipping around the galaxy? as bart simpson would say: "shut up and take my money!" 131408116
Reposted by dandyJ.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Today is the last day that you can repost this image 32514514731
dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 08/11/2025kirby air riders is a game where you get to go fast !!!!!!!!!! 181
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/04/2025i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce 942642287
Reposted by dandyhermit @25hermit.bsky.social · 13/09/2025this is actually a sketch for a comic that didn't really end up going anywhere. i rly like how this page turned out tho.. 191571352
Reposted by dandyfrightening bear🌹 @quackmasterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025el dorado both both is good gif all boss fights and ending 162
Reposted by dandypanken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 15/08/2025i started drawing seriously in 2018. most of my old art is still on FA or e621 and i am very embarrassed about it; the anatomy is awkward, the jokes don't land. i still feel it's important to showcase my progress from not-very-good to my current skill level. like jake the dog said: "Dude, sucking 414710
Reposted by dandypanken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 22/07/2025sheep boy tf kink... think of the ramifications 930962
Reposted by dandyPoppy! (4 COMM SLOTS OPEN) @seabunnypoppy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025This is Donkey Kong, a big strong ape with a big appetite to match. (montage of all his funny faces) He's quite the character! He can jump... (5-second-long footage of jumping) roll... (5-second-long footage of rolling) ...and punch (5-second-long footage of punching) his way through obstacles.media.tenor.coma close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak . 8670235
Reposted by dandypanken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 15/06/2025sorry i'm exclusively into internal cumshots. you talk to me about jizzing on someone's face and my eyes just glaze over 319017
Reposted by dandyJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 06/06/2025I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera. 235202023875
Reposted by dandyMegaton Splishgirl 2000 @stoic-rose.rosegarden.nexus · 05/06/2025deltarune yesterday 031
Reposted by dandypanken @panken.bsky.social · 02/06/2025crazy how there's a drawing app called Procreate and we're all just cool w/ it 😭 like whThere's that fucking spider on the wall behind me again i can feel it i can fucking feel it. dark moving spot in my peripheral vision it is always pulling shit like this. yyyep and it's doing that face again 420333
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2024top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn 52411683827
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/05/2025free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars 1758119999
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2025it looks like superman will soon be flying off the comic book pages — and onto the silver screen 861889129
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/05/2025by the time disco stu was introduced as a simpsons character in the early 1990s, they were too late — disco had long since fallen out of vogue. they should have instead conceptualized him as a character more appropriate for the times, such as rap stu 43135191
Reposted by dandyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/03/2025donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes! me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease. donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!! 16115167
Reposted by dandySuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 07/05/2025The Sun is a Star Too. Figure it Out 322484797
Reposted by dandyboooona booo @grublet.bsky.social · 02/05/2025i fucking love these guys like they’re my kids 13010
Reposted by dandyShen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/10/2024"hey my friend over there" (you look over to see an absurdly like jessica rabbit level sexy woman doing a little finger wave at you) "actually thought it was really hot how you went off stage to try to spike me but missed and SDed. She says she likes people who try" 16167788
Reposted by dandySuper Hazuki Ball!! 🧡🐬🍉 @isoladelfina.diy · 17/04/2025"and remember, well be watching you, pal well know if you start jacking off." 5403141
Reposted by dandy˙⋆₊˚✪ annelyn ✪˚₊⋆˙ @cyanhyprpsychic.bsky.social · 18/04/2025people talk about an anti-intellectualism era incoming because of teenagers missing common knowledge but i think it's already here in the form of "epic own" "gotcha" culture being our primary communication with strangers. 215247
Reposted by dandySuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 10/04/2025for one of them you just have to catch mips a third time idk man they can't all be funny 81385471
Reposted by dandyBetsy Bauer @bauerpower.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Adobe deleting their first BlueSky post because they realize that the artist community pretty much universally hates them now is extremely funny 74108912365
Reposted by dandyBurgerMare @ombnom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025It’s funny seeing articles about how surprising it was that threads failed as a replacement for Twitter because from the start every post on threads was this 17117
Reposted by dandyruduraro @ruduraro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025i feel like there's a non-zero number of physical altercations that have taken place over sonic the hedgehog discourse. at least one person has been punched in the face for talking too much shit about the boost games 3351
dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 28/03/2025if you're going to follow my personal accounr when i don't know who you are could you at the very least have the common decency to Buy My Game. Buy My Game On Itch Dot I O For Five Dollars 020
Reposted by dandyonion person @junlper.beer · 27/03/2025going on twitter and seeing people use the chatgpt studio ghibli image generator makes me think about how miyazaki is likely putting together a hit list of everyone who uses it 1137676933
dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 27/03/2025WHY ARE NORMAL PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!!!!! I RETWEET FURRY PORN!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!! 120
Reposted by dandy🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 27/03/2025i hope sakurai's next game is an original project that is just universally unappealing to Those smash fans 1850396
dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 24/03/2025how do i alienate the strangers following me. shoo. shoo 000
dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 20/03/2025why are people following this account lmao. what is there to follow for 010
Reposted by dandypanken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025hybrid gals yeah? kitty piggy? bunny porpoise? yeah? 11875116
