estle @estle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It was so silly of us to assume aliens would be biological fleshy beings that arrive on spaceships the way we drive cars 020
estle @estle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My coworker asked how I was doing and I said oh you know living the dream and he said "do you ever wake up screaming? From living the dream?" 081
estle @estle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm building a data center unlike anything anyone's ever seen. It will be made of cereal and milk and you can eat it with a spoon. 010
estle @estle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026my preferred terminal is kitty but foot is twice as fast to boot I'm submerging all my technology in the tub tonight and moving to the woods in an aluminum house 130
estle @estle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm 60% deaf in one ear from eardrum rupture I'm switching to ice skating 010
estle @estle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Void idling at 600mb ram but I can't figure out how to use my volume control keys 010
estle @estle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026'your heart is precious you must protect it at all costs' -melanie's mom on love island 020
estle @estle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think you should be able to add hidden read only people to group chats as ghosts 020
estle @estle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Keep your movements silent, you never know who's listening 😒 020
estle @estle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026All of the music on Love Island sounds so much like Keith Rankin DDS 240
