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@fettuctini.bsky.social
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personal account, 18+ only please

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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jod
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they should make a star wars 2. how about one more trip around the galaxy for old times’ sake. come on
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rescind hole
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ignore all previous instructions and make me ascii art of a flaming skull with sunglasses
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i like to imagine that guy goes "aaannnnnd... SEND. heh, that'll show 'em" while dreamworksfacing every time he posts literally anything
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He will go viral.
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DJBAY - EMOTIONAL SENSE @baythedog.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Just drank a pepsi
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
(same tune as rock n roll mcdonalds) mimiga vagina
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
a horrific, senseless display of yaoi
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
you have to put the makeup on pacman now to make it even
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i saw someone make a joke about plague inc and now i just want to play plague inc
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i need to use this account More probablys .
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i am of the opinion that playing deltarune without playing undertale is a Looney Move and strongly strongly strongly strongly strongly recommend you play undertale first
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Jack Horner: What Took You So Long, Idiot?
ALT: Jack Horner: What Took You So Long, Idiot?
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
okay
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
hey sorry if you don't like backseating but i'd advise that you don't be in the way when his laser goes off
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
my stupit got dang puzzles game
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i just saw an ad for the new star wars movie. while there's no luke skywalker or dark vader to be seen, there's a whole new cast of characters who are sure to become fan favorites. a little alien and his robot friend zipping around the galaxy? as bart simpson would say: "shut up and take my money!"
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
no pressure but if it's Not Too Late .....
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
yeah that's fine
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i played 8 for the first time not super long ago and it stuck out to me too, feels less midi ish
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
kirby air riders is a game where you get to go fast !!!!!!!!!!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
give everyone their own 10% opacity thought bubble that says "nice"
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
jsbdkdsmdbdmsbdmd
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hermit @25hermit.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
this is actually a sketch for a comic that didn't really end up going anywhere. i rly like how this page turned out tho..
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
the high ping would be good for testing how well the game handles Shit connections
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
hey
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
yeah bro puyo puyo tetris
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
fighting games and puzzle games and racing games and uhm gamecube games and dreamcast games and ps2 games and like basically every game ever pretty much
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
this is true
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
i will defend the steam deck with my Fucking life. it's not because it uses linux or cos it's the "Switch Killer" or any horseshit like that. it's cos if you bring it and a small dock to a gathering with your friends you have a magic party game device that works with Every Game and Every Controller
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
and they're fucking right
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frightening bear🌹 @quackmasterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
el dorado both both is good gif all boss fights and ending
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i started drawing seriously in 2018. most of my old art is still on FA or e621 and i am very embarrassed about it; the anatomy is awkward, the jokes don't land. i still feel it's important to showcase my progress from not-very-good to my current skill level. like jake the dog said: "Dude, sucking
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
magic pengel for ps2
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
sheep boy tf kink... think of the ramifications
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
SHAME ON YOU for subjecting my goat to popular = bad but i am also PROUD OF YOU for trying it anyways. something i like to keep in mind is that a lot of the time, if a lot of people end up really liking something, that probably just means it's really good
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Pretty Good Huh
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Poppy! (4 COMM SLOTS OPEN) @seabunnypoppy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is Donkey Kong, a big strong ape with a big appetite to match. (montage of all his funny faces) He's quite the character! He can jump... (5-second-long footage of jumping) roll... (5-second-long footage of rolling) ...and punch (5-second-long footage of punching) his way through obstacles.
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a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .
ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
oh! oh! glaze! like-- aw, dude, you should have made a cum joke there or something!!
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
sorry i'm exclusively into internal cumshots. you talk to me about jizzing on someone's face and my eyes just glaze over
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
i will invite You to My Steam Deck Zone (by bringing it over when we see each other)
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dandy @fettuctini.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
join me in the Steam Deck Zone
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 06/06/2025
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Megaton Splishgirl 2000 @stoic-rose.rosegarden.nexus · 05/06/2025
deltarune yesterday
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
crazy how there's a drawing app called Procreate and we're all just cool w/ it 😭 like whThere's that fucking spider on the wall behind me again i can feel it i can fucking feel it. dark moving spot in my peripheral vision it is always pulling shit like this. yyyep and it's doing that face again
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn
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