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Jon Sung

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Am I wrong? Or is it possible that we've finally -- FINALLY in the year 2026!!! -- learned that this shit doesn't work at all because conservative dumbfucks don't actually care in the slightest if we expose them as hypocritical idiots? Please please please I crave evidence of learning from our side
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a while where every time someone scored a couple of rhetorical points off a conservative dumbfuck the clip would always be touted as "[so-and-so] DESTROYS [idiot]!!!!" I don't know if it's personal confirmation bias or my bubble or what, but I feel like I've seen a lot less of that lately?
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Radiohead was years ahead of the game with their liner notes and it's way past time we joined them
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want everyone to know that I considered and chickened out of titling tomorrow's newsletter issue "everyone aboard the abyssal sea spider Bang Bus", and if you want to know why I suggest subscribing: ferociousj.beehiiv.com
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes it's been a geopolitical disaster and the rise of fascism is very real and serious, but I also hope future historians will be able to convey just how deeply fucking embarrassing this entire era has been for us, it's so humiliating having this stupid dipshit be the one who put us here
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Absolutely amazing. Chefs kiss. You love to see it. 10/10. No notes.
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The takeaway from this study is that a significant portion of any plausible post-apocalyptic diet will probably be made up of bindaetteok, which is why I must take up the mantle of reckless accelerationism immediately www.sciencealert.com/scientists-i...
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Scientists Identify The 'Doomsday' Seeds That Could Last The Longest
The world's 'doomsday' seed banks could be a way to replant our planet after disaster, but only if their contents survive the years.
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As if we didn't have enough to worry about now we have Bunnicula But For Toys running around out there draining the color from toddlers' playsets www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
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Little Tikes Iconic Playtime Favorites Get a Modern Makeover with the new Cloud Collection
/PRNewswire/ -- The Little Tikes Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of MGA Entertainment (MGA) and legacy brand building childhoods for nearly six decades, is...
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
With both kids home sick today I want to give thanks to the official Pokemon YouTube channel for putting entire seasons of the cartoon up there arranged in convenient playlists
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Facts
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm a giant nerd about the Alien movies but after Prometheus I pledged never to watch Covenant unless someone pays me and I feel stronger than ever that this was the correct stance
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If Frankie Pulitzer turns out not to be Tom Hardy that'll be okay because the album itself will still be good and nothing can change that, but if he IS Tom Hardy then I want to thank him and Czarface for restoring some measure of magic to this world
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is fucking genius
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The stupidest thing for the universe to do right now would be to have Donald fucking Trump buy it in the next few days from entirely natural causes just so we're forced to always include him alongside Dolly Parton and Tim Curry in this horrible week
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spirit Halloween says they're opening soon and I think we all know what we need to do from now on
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think that if other countries could declare war not on the entire United States as a whole but just specifically on Donald Trump personally that would be 1. efficient 2. simpler 3. just plain fun, who's going to be the first to give this novel and groundbreaking approach a try
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I both do and don't want to know what would possess you to go through the monetary and bureaucratic process necessary to put the license plate 8GOONER on your car
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My kids (8 and 5) have acquired and already nearly exhausted an entire tub of air dry clay in a frenzy of preparation for a sprawling future battle: I give you my 8yo's Cat Head Attack Ship, piloted by "babies" whose species was not made clear to me
An air clay sculpture made by an 8 year old boy of a wedge-shaped spaceship with two hollows in it: the first is occupied by two round blobs with eyes, the second (larger) one featuring a fantastically adorable cat head
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In ....... in the Kirby SNES games, when one character is running low on health and the other one gets a food item, do they ........ are they doing a little smoochy kiss to share HP? This was a game mechanic that should've been propagated throughout all future videogames across the industry
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sending a satellite to clamp onto another satellite and give it a lil boost is going uhhhh not great?? This is why I'm introducing a bill requiring journalists to make the jerkoff motion at anyone who says we're gonna put datacenters in space anytime soon arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
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Here's how engineers plan to save the satellite sent to save NASA's Swift mission
We believe that a capture of Swift, an attempted capture of Swift, is very much in the cards."
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I gather all cybertrucks have an always-on camera ever vigilant for vandals, and if so I hope they clock every contemptuous sneer I give them as I walk past, although if robots eventually develop feelings there's a risk I may be first against the wall
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DINNER MEANT EVERYONE AT THE TABLE… NO PHONE ALLOWED, NO DISTRACTIONS, JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAY WHILE SLOWLY, IMPERCEPTIBLY AT FIRST, MORPHING INTO WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT??
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You could write notes and advice on a piece of paper and hand it to her when her call is done
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Is Stancil doing this for an elaborate and extremely unfunny bit or is he truly genuinely just like this
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I will run for mayor of my town and make this the slogan just fyi
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Unironic appreciation for a good idea somebody around here had
Flyer for a one-person business advertising itself as "The Little Rat: Depression Nest Excavation" stating "I would be PUMPED to help you reclaim your space by getting it back to a manageable condition" 510 815 9424 is the number, she/they pronouns, rates between $50-150, text for a consult
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kool Aid Man, Jolly Green Giant, and Burger King are in more because I don't enjoy the idea of them operating against me; Wendy because given my lifelong allegiance to the #6 meal, it would feel like an unacceptable betrayal to be killed by her
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
True perfection, honestly
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Google Maps overlay for "senators whose grave sites should be public toilets" so we can all plan proper road trips with an itemized itinerary and everything
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Had a great call with my friend Sen. Mitch McConnell just now, audio wasn't great tbh, he said something that sounded like "libberatay may(?)" -- I couldn't really hear it over the noise of what I assume were his friends whooping and yelling, sounded like a real party wherever he is!
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF HARMFUL FREE RADICALS
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Subscribe NOW to read exclusive news about the secret new Wu-Tang album* and what it does to anyone who listens to it!!! New issue drops tomorrow!!!!!!! ferociousj.beehiiv.com * (that I heard about in a dream I just had)
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Pro tip: if you have too much frosting left over from whatever project you're doing, make sandwiches out of it with graham crackers and then leave them at my house thank you very much in advance
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I intend to be composted when I die but in case that's not possible I officially request this exact building instead
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I would love to hear the audio on any/all of these Chotiner interviews; is he just the most deadpan motherfucker alive and that's how he gets away with murdering these morons in print every time?? A true master honestly
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
More obvious jokes aside, I feel in my bones that any food Lobo likes to eat would straight up kill a baseline human on contact
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
BACKROOMS (2026)
A room made of Legos with entirely too many doors and windows seemingly placed randomly throughout its walls, with a pile of half-finished brick constructs in the middle, eerily reminiscent of the environment encountered in a certain movie
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I want to believe in a beautiful world again just this once!!!!
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Like what if the crowd boos him so loud and so long that it gives him a fucking coronary?? This would be the closest we could ever truly come in a world without actual magic to killing him with the sheer force of our hatred; imagine it
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Past observations have taught us that Trump does not enjoy being booed -- it gives him a bad day for sure, but it doesn't, like, threaten his health or anything; what my post presupposes is: what if the problem is simply one of intensity?
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
All I have are more questions now!!!!! How do they get into the droplets in the first place? Where do they go when the fog evaporates, are they just ....... just hanging out in the air? All the time? Am I .......... breathing them in every time I go outside? Am I breathing them in now?
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Did those fucking lunatics actually manage to kill the new library measure for my fucking town, is that what I'm seeing here, what the FUCK
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It's been brought to my attention that these would make excellent Culture ship names and I wholeheartedly agree
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm so tired at this point that I answered one of those "what makes you excited for this position?" questions with "C'mon man. Don't make us do this. Not in this economy" and somehow I don't think I'm getting a call back for that one!!!!!!!!!
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek Discovery titled KNOWN QUANTITIES OF MERCYTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek DS9 titled A STRANGLED CRY OF TRIUMPHTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TOS titled IT IS PURPOSE THAT DRIVES USTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek Lower Decks titled PLEASE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek Discovery titled A DISPLAY OF UNWARRANTED OPTIMISMTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TNG titled MYSTERIES OF STONE AND LIGHTTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TOS titled IN PRAISE OF THOSE WHO FOLLOWTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek VOY titled GUIDANCE PACKAGE
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