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temporarily embarrassed tittymonster // 20-something // she/her

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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 49m
sorry kiddo... ska punk is for the tgirls 😎
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 49m
i love this card sooooo much. actually, all three of them
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 50m
cube night again... i hope everyone has a nice time
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if i was a good person i could help everyone
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
huge if true
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
tough part of getting good at Slay the Spire is realizing that sometimes you really do have to pick the first one
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is the shale where they found oopaboonia
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
vancouver driver: i NEED to hit you with my car vancouver pedestrian: i NEED to jump in front of your car toxic yuri???
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lily @lilylasthope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bunny gaming
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need to cast disturbing conversion on pensive professor by the end of the month or I'm going to fucking lose it
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wurms are the coolest thing in magic just so you know
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The debate continues,
Nerdy mouse girl labeled 'girls on a five day cycle' saying

 "Basically if you're on Estradiol Valerate and can't get a different ester like Enanthate you should be on a five day cycle for optimal hormone stability.
It's easiest to conceptualize it as doing one shot for each day of the week in a month without repeating:
SThTSuFWM
I use the JAV Title
mnemonic device: Sexy, Three Trannies Sucked and Fucked on
Wednesday Morning"

Blaisé wolf girl saying "mental breakdown every Tuesday. Do my shot every Wednesday. Simple as."
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im sleepy and sad
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im sorry
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Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou panels bot @ykkpanels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Story 35
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"how were we so lucky to get such a capable and hard working employee like you?" um nobody would hire me and i got desperate
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💚 our lady of corduroy 🖤 @hagadjacent.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My cauldron is bubbling crazy style rn
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
impossible for me to see this art without thinking of the This Is Why Crabs Hate Stingrays picture
a youtube thumbnail for "This Is Why Crabs Hate Stingrays" with a stingray tractor beaming a crab into her mouth
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
great way to play cube if you have five people
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 01/09/2026
Underneath the "progressive" papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution, one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. @sjklapecki.itch.io, who survived the Catholic Church's bigotry firsthand, goes in-depth on why it's time to see through the propaganda and face reality.
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The Pope is Not Our Friend
Underneath the supposedly progressive papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution that is one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. A trans survivor’s view: it’s well past ...
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's interesting is that sometimes you get to wake up in the arms of a beautiful woman.
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you dont ever have to hand it to the pope of the catholic church
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
worlds most exhausted busy behind girl has been offered Overtime Shift
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love this song
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nusagi @djnusagi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy October on.soundcloud.com/pALgMoBdObGQ...
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HALLOWEEN EVERYDAY
This is a song about having to live in hiding Written, produced and performed by Nusagi Guitar performed and recorded by Kealy Hatton / Korosound Audio Bass performed and recorded by Nusagi Lyrics:
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
scary
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
german bunny beer maker: yeah we're gonna want more hops in this one
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
or uncle's gonna have to do it again
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shes so awesome
 Whisper, Blood Liturgist {3}{B}

Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

{T}, Sacrifice two creatures: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

“Look how they beg for the knife! The Demonlord has trained them well.”
2/2

Illustrated by Kieran Yanner
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✩ astra ☕️🐺🌟 ✩ @astralouve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today is Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada. We remember those we have lost. We honor those taken from us by the residential school system and we honor those who survived, their families and communities. We will never forget and we will carry them with us.
illustration for truth and reconciliation day. the illustration features a wolf looking forward, standing with its pup who is also looking forward. there is a circle behind them with an eight point star dreamcatcher and three feathers. the words "EVERY CHILD MATTERS" are featured on the side of the circle
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Hel @gracewells1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost to the total, please donate if you can.
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Parker LaMascus @parker.luckypaper.co · 28/09/2026
today’s column: a pox on one-note Cube schticks ;) luckypaper.co/articles/the...
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The Self-Defeating Irony of Cube Conceits — Lucky Paper
By trying to center their cube around a single mechanic, color, or gameplay style, designers often achieve the exact opposite effect. Here's why variety is the foundation of strategic replayability.
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
baristas should be allowed to kill you. and you should thank them for it
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trans women are so awesome, what do you mean someone has a shop site with exactly two items on it for sale: a home electrolysis device and a thinkpad nubbin chastity cage
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
having so much trouble getting out of bed this past week
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nusagi @djnusagi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
album covers that go hard
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they changed two headed giant to be 8 packs instead of 12 and it made such a big difference. we were grasping for playables. kinda cool, honestly, but i don't think it would have worked without all the hybrid cards.
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Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou panels bot @ykkpanels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Story 86
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
mmmmmwah
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💚 our lady of corduroy 🖤 @hagadjacent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a big osty is its own reward
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Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou panels bot @ykkpanels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Story 74
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Isabelle Ruebsaat -> paxu @anxiousmimicrpgs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congrats to rats for winning alberta's war on rats
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
holy smokes tomik works with like every card
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nusagi @djnusagi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really do need financial help and I’m at a lot of major disadvantages if you have anything you feel like sending my way nusagi.bandcamp.com venmo.com/u/dylanbaker99 www.paypal.me/nusagi cash.app/$VanessaBake...
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________________ __/) /)___________ ପ(˶•-•˶)ଓ ♡ *djnusagi* _ /づ づ_________ "valley hyperpop legend" ///ravepop princess\\\ come stay a while!!
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day
A dark knight sitting on a throne, with the text:

"[Dark Souls] IS A DISH BEST SERVED [2]"
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uncle baby rainey🌈 @raineyrainbows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the ghost crab is my favorite
an Atlantic ghost crab sitting on a sandy beach 
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
aster: i can't run karmic guide in my cube, echo and protection are too weird and inaccessible varchild's war-riders: that's right boss
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aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if The People find out how weak i am to praise it's all over for me
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