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Felix Andrews

@felixandrews.net
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Half man, half cat, complete nonsense.

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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 20h
A group of fuckwits bombing up and down my building's stairwell, talking loudly, slamming the front door (which is right by my apartment's front door), all fucking night long. I've already got a massive fucking headache and this is only aggravating me further. Fuck off.
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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had never seen this Game Boy model that came on an action figure card backing, it makes me happy to look at. Man, remember consumer electronics?
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 13/09/2026
Yeah, me too buddy.
A screen grab of a close-up of Alexei Pajitnov during one of the interview scenes from the videogame ‘Tetris Forever’. He's wearing a black jacket with coloured tetrominoes emblazoned on it, over a blue shirt.
His words are subtitled and read: “And I ask myself how do I get the pleasure directly from the screen of the computer?”
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 10/09/2026
Was wondering when bribery was going to show its face and partner up with its well-established partner, corruption.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 08/09/2026
There's a lot of technical chops to the Ocarina of Time remake's visuals. The hyper-detailed art style is a lot to take in, but I think it'll grow on me. The internet's being awfully weird about it, though. He's shiny because he's wearing leather!
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 06/09/2026
Substitute host for Game Center CX is fucking dog shit.
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 17/08/2026
Super Mario Sunshine feels like Sonic Team was allowed to make a Mario game, in 2002.
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thanks for coming to the stream! I drew a watermelon in 100 minutes! 🍉
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からめる @purinharumaki.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
カブトムシ取り
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 06/08/2026
Why are we calling it ‘friendslop’ when ‘chum’ was right there the whole time.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 01/08/2026
<boink> GABECUBE
A photo of a Steam Machine and Steam Controller, which basically just looks like a black cube and a black game controller. Both are sat on the light-brown leatherette arm of a sofa.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 01/08/2026
Ugh, postie's been and left nothing but junk mail. Tracking doesn't say they've missed me yet so hopefully they're doing another sweep, but this is exactly what I was afraid of.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 01/08/2026
Steam Machine should arrive in a bit, so I'm getting the cabling ready. Switch 2 has been demoted to an AVR port; Switch 1 retired entirely. Times, they are a-changin'!
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 27/07/2026
Use a computer To buy a computer
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 26/07/2026
Maybe this will be the computer that finally brings me happiness.
Screenshot of an email from Valve inviting user ‘felixandrews’ to purchase a Steam Machine with 512GB of storage and a Steam Controller.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 23/07/2026
Alkaline batteries fucking me over yet again. Today's victim: my (old) Steam Controller. Probably salvageable with some isopropyl, but man.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 23/07/2026
🎶 Oh, you know you can't miss-ah 🎶 🎶 Litres of piss-ah 🎶
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 21/07/2026
I don't think people should be allowed to smoke in or anywhere near bus stops.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 19/07/2026
Muting the 😂 emoji is like a cheat code for social media.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 16/07/2026
@steampowered.com C'mon folks, at least give us reservation queue bods a rough indication as to when we're likely to be able to put money down for a Steam Machine. Some of us have to budget!
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zep.p8 @lexaloffle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Glowy quads for debugging #picotron, and suddenly a 90s advertisement for B2B IT Solutions. DATACUBE SYSTEMS LLC
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J e a n a 🌸 @jeanadraws.com · 11/07/2026
how high is your spice tolerance? 🌶️🔥
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LocationScouts @locationscoutsgccx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The newest episode has the best eyecatch yet.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…
Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 05/07/2026
The orchestral soundtrack for the new Star Fox was recorded at Abbey fucking Road. They spent some money on this thing!
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 02/07/2026
Fuck Curry's and fuck DPD.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 01/07/2026
Ah, delicious monopoly money.
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LocationScouts @locationscoutsgccx.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
(Translator’s note: genjin means caveman) New sub! Ep. #248 - Eat meat! “Bonk’s Revenge” pastebin.com/raw/mgyKux3y It is somewhat surprising that the team that came up with the likes of Keith Courage or Johnny Turbo didn’t go with something like TurboGranite 1600000 BC…
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 28/06/2026
Andrew Oikonny is a confirmed nepo-baby.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 26/06/2026
Waiting on Valve to send me my Steam Machine results like I'm getting my blood screened or something.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 26/06/2026
CEASE AND DESIST
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 25/06/2026
Kind of surprised the devs of the new Star Fox were allowed to plaster a huge ‘WARRANTY VOID’ message on the screen in pursuit of a (pretty decent) joke. Strikes me as the sort of thing Nintendo would be a bit hesitant to do!
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The boss of Taekwon-Do for the SNES will break the rules of the game and destroy the ref from the jump. I wrote an FAQ for this game back in the day.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 24/06/2026
❎ World Cup ✅ Soccerpocalypse
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 24/06/2026
Some world-class, weapons-grade flouncing on the Royal Mile just now by a guy with a hot pink hand fan that I think had the word ‘CUNT’ printed across it.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 24/06/2026
Meanwhile in England:
A screenshot of the opening section of the Mega Drive game ‘Fatal Labyrinth’ - a character is asking “I wonder if I have to go to school tomorrow.”
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 22/06/2026
Steam Machine price bad. I've put my name down all four times. Sucks to suck!
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 21/06/2026
Been having a bad run with old alkaline batteries bursting, lately.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.
I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk.

Rita Monaghan, 9

I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die.

Jennifer Turner, 8
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 19/06/2026
There's one more NES game left to be ranked, a little-known late release called "Super Mario Brothers Three." Let's see how this one fares and then we'll talk about where we've been and where we're going? twitch.tv/jeffgerstmann
twitch.tv
jeffgerstmann - Twitch
the grand finale
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“you can do this in the terminal!” when a normal user sees the terminal pop up they think agent smith is coming to kill them
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 13/06/2026
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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
After many years of development, the Kowloon's Gate English Patch is now available.
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 07/06/2026
Alan Wake II is pretty entertaining until it dumps you into a ‘puzzle’ where the solution is ‘just play with the variables until you work out a way forward.’ Which happens a few times too often, if I'm honest.
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This owns, I'm genuinely afraid of this guy
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Felix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 05/06/2026
Playing a bunch of Centipede, lately. #32 on the RetroAchievements scoreboards!
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