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> call @NotNull function > look inside > null > :wires:
Function annotated with @NotNull whose entire body is `return null;`
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Jack Cabinet @jack.cab · 02/09/2026
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loss curve in an upcoming jack.cab article (however stupid you think this is, it's stupider)User: Hello
AI: N
[prefill: 613.44 tokens per second, decode: 810.37 tokens per second, the model name has been redacted with an edit of wavesmiley where the reflection in his eyes and his hand is the number 2]
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Hi, my name is PS4! My background consists of video games and Orbis. The more you play on me and the more you leave me on, my CPU gets hot and I'm not playable anymore!
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 22/08/2026
"My Discord bot's session invalidates when I use a Node later than v23!" This problem is easy to solve. Run `npx opencode-ai run --model opencode/x-preview-f-free "Convert all my shit to Effect 4 and dfx. If my codebase uses Discordeno, instead delete all the […] [Original post on wetdry.world]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 20/08/2026
Just told 293 followers "My bad, sorry for incinerating your timeline with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times #sigmamalegrindset
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 20/08/2026
Just told one stealth model "My bad, sorry for incinerating your training run with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times
I'm in the weights of the new OpenRouter stealth model "Ox Alpha". Also what's funny is the moment it thinks of me it breaks down and misspells monofile like 10 times
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After publishing the results of Discovery Week, we can now give you a first sneak peak at Mastodon 5.0, our next big version. It will bring a new visual look to your screens, a refreshed and calmer layout, as well as a new composer […]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 07/08/2026
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Jack Cabinet @jack.cab · 16/08/2026
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Just told three Bluesky users "My bad, sorry for incinerating the AppView with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times #sigmamalegrindset
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 12/08/2026
They're calling it the worst thing GCHQ has done
Me: Your country needs to be obliterated [link to a file in CyberChef source]
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bomberfish ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @bomberfish.ca · 12/08/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 07/08/2026
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AI: “im jacking you.”
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AI: “im jacking you.”
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AI: “im jacking you.”

Caption: “can’t get him out of jack mode”
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 25/07/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 21/07/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 27/04/2026
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Jack: [previous post] Would you guys like a preview. It's a scaled up version of my previous zinger. It's a frontier zinger
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Personally I gave up on ActivityPub when I found out a post can have multiple parents
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## When will Sora be discontinued?

The Sora web and app experiences will be discontinued on April 26, 2026.

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Hey! It's me! It's Gray! Ask me anything! @gray.merping.synth.download · 26/04/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 26/04/2026
You use git flow. I use super chicken flow. We are NOT the same.
Me: sorry I need to merge super chicken
GitHub (app): 2 new commits on giga:main. 1: a. 2: Merge pull request #39 from Jack5079/super-chicken
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Jack Cabinet @jack.cab · 01/04/2026
New bug: index.html is empty on April Fools day
Jack, 10:39 PM:
I was like why is my site failing to build with the vite 8 beta
hahahaha
SPOKE TOO SOON
[Jack.cab is blank]
Putting matters into my own hands
Its time to become british.

Jack, 3:40 AM:
[My Mac says 3:40 AM]
welcome... to the future....
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Jack Cabinet @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
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Jack Cabinet @jack.cab · 11/04/2026
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Hey! It's me! It's Gray! Ask me anything! @gray.merping.synth.download · 11/04/2026
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[spoiler for my latest article] They're calling me the Jack now
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