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> "[...] all of my ideas i just steal from jack [...]" ―@split, 2023 🌉 bridged from ⁂ wetdry.world/@j, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
> "[...] all of my ideas i just steal from jack [...]" ―@split, 2023 🌉 bridged from ⁂ wetdry.world/@j, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
![User: Hello
AI: N
[prefill: 613.44 tokens per second, decode: 810.37 tokens per second, the model name has been redacted with an edit of wavesmiley where the reflection in his eyes and his hand is the number 2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreig4fk6bzlvrkmflatojmo2af4di3us2wlmh67jzqeczxkggsqpowy)
![[edit of jay-z helicopter addict]
Jack - "Landing Page Addict"
I'm addicted to writing unbelievably detailed custom landing pages(yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to Visual Studio Code and told it "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more files
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said "Hello gentlemen, I am Rack, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 .astro files covered in comments"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreig6mmfcy2ydb7cofnfd5ailj6xczhrzkgevqzj7frau52j55q42y4)
![Me: I'm going to let you in on a secret. This is my zinger. Is it safe to release. [image 1: the zinger in question, redacted in post, visible to claude] [image 2: the above thread]
Claude: Identified redacted content and determined need for clarification... The zinger itself is redacted in the image (the big black rectangle), so I can't see what it actually is! You'll have to share the content if you want my take on whether it's safe to release.
Me: It's the first image omg
Claude: Analyzed social observation about [REDACTED]... Oh lmaooo. Yeah that's extremely safe to release, it's a pretty tame observation! The joke lands well — it's poking fun at [REDACTED] without being mean-spirited. [REDACTED] as the punchline is good. The only risk is that [REDACTED] but that seems worth it.
Me: Do you even know what [REDACTED] is
Claude: Thought for 2s... Honestly no, I was assuming it was some security tool or project from context but I don't have a confident answer. What is it?
Me: LOOK IT UP](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreihww4lzziudjrxe5jxmbantd7b4li56saxvqw4nbc2azrc67nqbui)
![/**
* Swaps zeros to ones and ones to zeros.
*
* @param {string} data
* @returns {string}
*
* @example
* // returns "11001 01010"
* swapZeroAndOne("00110 10101");
*/
export function swapZeroAndOne(string) {
return string.replace(/[01]/g, function (c) {
return {
"0": "1",
"1": "0"
}[c];
});
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreignxr3cgi4f6wfwhtd6253lju3g57kilb6fy3ijtbf4rzomsd6m3m)
![Me: Your country needs to be obliterated [link to a file in CyberChef source]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreigqwh45mqzpo3p4o3ocvf7m5khfpipiunnghbqyhbkblpvffcfrku)
![May: Etcetera Zinger Preview
Jack: [redacted zinger] What do you think? Is it safe to release?
May: Unsure](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreifw2xod346a7c6tuzrbirpr5wjnwfle2inllzcvsbyjpsvtewhleq)
![Jack: [previous post] Would you guys like a preview. It's a scaled up version of my previous zinger. It's a frontier zinger](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreibp5s4cjsfhymlkjzfav73z3uqamnjiuaax3u4bey772xou7dkwfe)
![[Slop article on "ediary magazine"]
Thanksgiving: Why I'm Thankful For Phonk Music!
Nov 27, 2025
by Magazine Editor
48 views
Hey guys! Thanksgiving is here, and while we're all busy gobbling down turkey and stuffing, I wanted to take a moment to share something I'm really thankful for this year: phonk music! Yeah, you heard me right. It might sound a little unconventional, but trust me, this genre has seriously spiced up my life, and I think it's worth exploring why. So, let's dive deep into the world of phonk and why it's got me feeling all warm and fuzzy this Thanksgiving.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreiaxiznjc6zk5qjmq3u6ez3svrzv62g5sf7ypl4awtjn4bfhsgn7oe)
![[Comments of a pull request]
Jack5079: OK done
velzie: bro 😭😭😭
nbitzz: Jack I'm scared of you](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreideufywea4ixbbdzoth2mttvlslebs55bojytzggluvqmdgssy2nm)
![[Notification from split: "MY INSTANCE CANT FUCKING FEDERATE"]
[A Misskey landing page for https://helloeverybodymynameismarkiplierandwelcometofivenightsatfreddys.anindiehorrorgamethatyouguyssuggestedenmasseandisawthatyamimash.playeditandhesaidthatitwasreallyreallygoodsoimveryeagertoseewha.tisupandthatisaterrifyinganimatronicbear.fnaf.stream]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rxhf2bye7ecqgspxmiwqe76k/bafkreigx4y4rtlrl25tesqcv2cowtgb6dbunl2oeb6galv57i3op6t6aom)