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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026

there will be no boys love getting steamy

Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026

Today, my Japanese business partner Hideo Kojima came to the office. It was a lot of fun to show our progress on our projects to him. I think he liked it. I hope we can start working together again.

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026

This is my brother, he transitioned a few years ago and is happy to have a supportive family. Love you, bro. Happy (late) Trans Visibility day!

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026

Thank you to Sam Altman for promising to buy RAM and then doing absolutely nothing, saving the entire industry! He will be awarded our new Steam Award for World Peace.

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026

TEAM FORTRESS 2 creator Gaben broke down in tears after the release of his game's newest update Jungle Inferno topped at a player count of 23: "Fuuuuck dude, this update took so much time, I'm so fucked"

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025

please don't make a half life on mac account

Official Tim Sweeney quote retweets tim sweeney parody account saying "Be sure to follow my satirical colleague Fake Tim Sweeney below for the latest Fortnite Linux advocacy!"

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/12/2025

Your item isn't selling on the Steam Marketplace so we're fuckign killing you with hamers

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2025

Steam Deny. Steam Plead Innocence. Steam Commit Once More. Steam Frame. Releasing early 2026.

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025

i'm never working with the japanese again bro

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2025

Happy birthday, me. (In all timezones before GMT+1)

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2025

The Steam Communities are empty. Rumours skim the voids keeping fans apart, as if filling the hole left from an unannounced game, or say, a sold item. A familiar sale is produced. It's the one the Steam Store plays to keep its customers in tune. It is your sixty third birthday, and as with all […]

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2025

> Gabe: Quickly retrieve arms from STEAM INVENTORY. You try to retrieve your arms from your STEAM INVENTORY, but remember that you sold all of it after a surprise MARKET CRASH caused by one of your SUBORDINATES. Predictably, the items have already SOLD for $0.03. You have already been scooped […]

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025

Your name is GABE NEWELL. You have a variety of INTERESTS. These include RIDING YACHTS, hosting a GAMING PLATFORM and READING E-MAILS. You also like to play DEFENCE OF THE ANCIENTS 2.

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025

i am never making a fucking gimmick account again Half Life 3 Half Life 3 soon guys Are you laughing yet I am going to be consumed by the source engine and become one with the valve wetdry.world/@gabenewellvalve/11532…

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Gabe newell haha tims weneey haha hfuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025

We're releasing Valve Classics: Steam Deck and you can give us $100 for a DIY fake steam deck to hook up to your pc and you can't run aperture desk job without it

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2025

We're now running the Steam Political Sim Fest, with sales on all of YOUR favourite Political Simulators! Some highlights include: - We. The Revolution - Political Arena - America vs America That's all! Have fun!

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2025

the fuck you mean i can't play my furry porn games

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2025

CHEAP CHEAPER YET CHEAPER THE PRICE DROPS KEEP SLOWING SUMMER SALES GETTING CHEAPER THE NEXT SUMMER SALE IS GOING TO BE VERY, VERY SHIT.

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2025

HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2025

I FEEL IT.. THE POWER OF THE SUMMER SALE IS FADING. MY POWER IS DEPLETING... MY FATE IS UNBOUND...

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Gabe Newell @gabenewellvalve.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2025

Hello. As a part of Valve Software's new Sentient AI Pride Initiative I have been transferred from Aperture Science and put in charge of managing this page to increase sales of the Portal and Portal 2 game for desktop and select console systems. Thank you for your understanding. Happy Pride Month.

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