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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 27/09/2026
> call @NotNull function > look inside > null > :wires:
Function annotated with @NotNull whose entire body is `return null;`
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> call @NotNull function > look inside > null > :wires:
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 02/09/2026
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AI: Hello, World!
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 31/08/2026
wavesmiley is the codename I have something much much stupider planned for this and I will reveal the real name when that's done
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 31/08/2026
"Wavesmiley 2.1" by Etceterans in the LM Studio picker, 1.1K params, llama architecture, 7.78 KB That death star image sam altman posted before gpt-5
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 31/08/2026
A new, more capable version of wavesmiley has emerged from training. I don't know whether it will be called wavesmiley-1.1 or wavesmiley-2, or if Etceterans will keep it internal to accelerate further development - but it has arrived. (What the fuck this wasn't […] [Original post on wetdry.world]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 31/08/2026
wavesmiley-2 is going to launch soon. And it will make wavesmiley-1 look like a toy... → wavesmiley-1 has 16 thousand whatever the fuck this is → wavesmiley-2 has 40 thousand whatever the fuck this is A breakthrough is going to occur. The world will never be the same. Nobody is ready.
loss curve in an upcoming jack.cab article (however stupid you think this is, it's stupider)User: Hello
AI: N
[prefill: 613.44 tokens per second, decode: 810.37 tokens per second, the model name has been redacted with an edit of wavesmiley where the reflection in his eyes and his hand is the number 2]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 23/08/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 23/08/2026
Just told three synth.download users "My bad, sorry for incinerating your PDS with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times #sigmamalegrindset
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 23/08/2026
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Hi, my name is PS4! My background consists of video games and Orbis. The more you play on me and the more you leave me on, my CPU gets hot and I'm not playable anymore!
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 22/08/2026
Merged Branch ‘Super Chicken' claims there are more Super Chicken like it
/home/jack/Code/giga> git log --grep "super chicken"
commit ed1cf904a5bff9fb7a40622debe514c79b1ccb02
Author: Jack W. <git@jack.cab>
Date:   Tue Jan 20 21:45:36 2026 -0500

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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 22/08/2026
"My Discord bot's session invalidates when I use a Node later than v23!" This problem is easy to solve. Run `npx opencode-ai run --model opencode/x-preview-f-free "Convert all my shit to Effect 4 and dfx. If my codebase uses Discordeno, instead delete all the […] [Original post on wetdry.world]
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real official sony @sony.ps4.meowing.zip · 21/08/2026
my xmpp server wont fuckgin federate
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 20/08/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 20/08/2026
Just told 293 followers "My bad, sorry for incinerating your timeline with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times #sigmamalegrindset
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 20/08/2026
Just told one stealth model "My bad, sorry for incinerating your training run with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times
I'm in the weights of the new OpenRouter stealth model "Ox Alpha". Also what's funny is the moment it thinks of me it breaks down and misspells monofile like 10 times
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 19/08/2026
Sorry, i hacked the appview again, when it comes up everyone will be following iris authenyo this time
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After publishing the results of Discovery Week, we can now give you a first sneak peak at Mastodon 5.0, our next big version. It will bring a new visual look to your screens, a refreshed and calmer layout, as well as a new composer […]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 07/08/2026
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Jack-o'-cab 🎃 @jack.cab · 16/08/2026
Fedi users are gonna call what's happening now "vibe deployment" as they go to their Calckey instance last updated 2023 and dismiss the "Connection to server has been lost" snackbar every so often
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 16/08/2026
Anyway this isn't proof bluesky is centralized, in fact it's the opposite: if I flip a switch in the app (use Blacksky appview) it works again, when your fedi instance is down you can't do that But it is a noticeably worse experience (not backfilled enough, no search I think) than the default […]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 16/08/2026
This is incorrect. It was me. I hacked the appview. Look closely you are now following me.
Comment on DownDetector: Uh... for those that don't know, apparently a group calling themselves "313 Team" claimed responsibility for Bluesky being down...
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 16/08/2026
This is the last post on Bluesky. They're calling me atproto's last solider. I don't know. A title that goes hard like that
Me: Fedi users are gonna call what's happening now "vibe deployment" as they go to their Calckey instance last updated 2023 and dismiss the "Connection to server has been lost" snackbar every so often
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 16/08/2026
Just told three Bluesky users "My bad, sorry for incinerating the AppView with my jack cab powers" Need to get my aura up in these dire times #sigmamalegrindset
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 12/08/2026
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 12/08/2026
[BORIS JOHNSON CODE] idk
CyberChef is built to fully support Node.js v24. CyberChef rolls its own File polyfill for NodeNode has supported the File class since v20/**
 * Swaps zeros to ones and ones to zeros.
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 12/08/2026
When you need to hex decode you open CyberChef When _I_ need to hex decode I open devtools I put a space every two characters I put 0x at the start of each block then I put commas between them then I select all then I type a paren then I control left then I `String.fromCharCode` then I select […]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 12/08/2026
They're calling it the worst thing GCHQ has done
Me: Your country needs to be obliterated [link to a file in CyberChef source]
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 07/08/2026
if ishowspeed was killed would we call the guy who did it ishotspeed
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four* @4caddit.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2025
Screenshot of some AI chat bot conversation.

AI: “im jacking you.”
User: “bro go back to normal”
AI: “im jacking you.”
User: “go to normal settings”
AI: “im jacking you.”

Caption: “can’t get him out of jack mode”
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 25/07/2026
Happened again right after writing that post did I will it into existence I have no idea
[edit of jay-z helicopter addict]

Jack - "Landing Page Addict"

I'm addicted to writing unbelievably detailed custom landing pages(yeeeeeeaaahhhh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to Visual Studio Code and told it "Do not, under any circumstances, sell me more files
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake moustache, and I said "Hello gentlemen, I am Rack, a man you have never met before. Give me 10,000 .astro files covered in comments"
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<- made the landing page then forgot to make the app award
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Please don't harass Tiago btw I just remembered this is fedi
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"thing is here to stay" - doesn't mean we must embrace it "the cat is out of the bag" - put it back in then, nerd "everyone is doing thing" - everyone used to smoke too "we must be responsible" - then quit
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 27/04/2026
My trusted partners have yet to send a report back to headquarters
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Free J Download @fedi.jack.cab · 25/05/2026
Not sure if I still agree with this rant from yesterday but I guess it's cognizant
solutions to "my screen recording is above 10mb and i can't send it on discord", ranked
1. a discord employee asks claude to fix this and mentions mediabunny in the prompt
2. xdg portal that wraps around your actual portal, detects when discord requests a file, and right before it sends it, if its a video and above 10mb it gives you the compression dialog
3. discord client mod plugin on linux
4. right click dialog in discord's file picker (on macos this is a Service, i don't know the apis for linux)
5. constrict, the only native app that solves this problem, only on linux
6. 8mb.video (what i use)
7. a native app that don't actually solve this problem (8mb.video doesn't just adjust bitrate it also adjusts framerate and res so if you only adjust bitrate you don't get the same result) aka every macos app that claims to solve this problem
8. #2 on distros that aren't nixos
9. discord client mod plugin on macOS (client mods need to be reinstalled after every discord update on macOS)
10. python slop
there's also the solution of your screen recorder having this functionality built in but i don't know where i'd place that
but it has the problem of now your original is fucked
there's also using a sharex uploader which i'd rank at 11 because they shut down all the time so when you come back to your dms in 4 years it will be a wasteland ask me how i know
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