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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 16h
The shit was perfected before heavier than air flight
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21h
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair he was also the Lord of Lords so this guy is blaspheming when he sends his rent check to greystar or whatever
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had no idea how true that was until my first day on a roof
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In marriage and with parents/kids either the relationship is important enough to work and change for or it isn’t
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mississippi should be under federal receivership
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Until the concept of “rich enough” exists in these ghouls’ minds….
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
ALT: Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s October on Patreon.com/guyspodcast 1. Shocktober Radio Wars. The first episode is on Wednesday 2. There is still a Guys+ every week and we brought Chef Kevin in for one and Amelia Marino in for one 3. Rocktober with Pat Finnerty and Tom Scharpling on the Hotwife tier
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tour guide: The grand house was commissioned by old Mr. Weatherstone himself, who— Ah! I see you’ve already opened his Wikipedia page. And ope! You’re searching for instances of the word calipers. No good! You’ll want to try speculum, my lad!
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jamal Charles deserved so much better
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So much more dope than skinny pants and fitted shirts
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to see his tattoos
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might as well stretch out on the criterion couch, your boof isn’t touching that joint smoke
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to know more about Ron’s situation. It looks like he lives in a real house. You have to make like $300k a year to afford that in Manhattan
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Kansas City Chiefs Fans @chiefs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
K9 takes the offensive player of the month! What an off season signing he has proven to be. Congrats K9! #ChiefsKingdom #Chiefs #NFL
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How’re the hats looking?
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People worked to “like” that album in a way normally reserved for a significant other or relative’s band
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lie? You assumed by “fuck off” I meant “closed primary”
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For 2024? That doesn’t sound right. Every other primary before and after that one you walk in, tell the worker which ballot you want and vote. 2024 definitely did not work that way. And even if it had it would have been Biden, Williamson, Palmer and one other thanks to the national party
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have open primaries in Missouri but no law requiring any party to participate. Ds did some mail in thing where you had to request a ballot….mine never came
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, so you’re a Republican. Why get so mad about Nader then? I don’t know a SINGLE person who fits your description. I do work next to a former GE factory where wages are about 1/2 their pre-NAFTA spending power
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good for who?
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took decades of propaganda to convince you of this. We actually can have good things in this country if we’re willing to do the work
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In primaries Dems are a party with members who can tell non-members to fuck off In General they’re a voting block who “deserve” all votes left of the Bushes and can’t be held responsible for any decisions
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Neil McCauley era @mindcrime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're never gonna have good things when the Democratic party thinks it's a top-down party.. that's not a democracy. You will never win by whipping an anonymous electorate.. you must appease the voter.. that is democracy.
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NAFTA and Crime Bill come to mind
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peggy hill writing musings on the toilet
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup, tiktok made my dog Bria into a superhero and I thought it looked cool, she died suddenly a couple years ago and I haven’t been able to change it
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gpa was a medic in North Africa and Italy, didn’t go home from the hospital until ‘48. If JF says he ate poop then he ate poop
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, is that in addition to Myles from alterbridge?
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those are the last 2 vapes I bought
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump is not himself the disease of our politics. He’s just the worst symptom. The disease is the system that allows corporations to buy and sell politicians so they can rig it against the rest of us. Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All.
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing is fucked when you have ja’marr chase
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nice upgrade! And here I thought I was just getting old when the double kick flutters didn’t hit like they used to
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was listening to a 90s local punk scene split cd in the car today and had the same thought. Even with modest production it was just so loud and alive in a way streaming isn’t
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trying to find a great holiday punch has been my adulthood mission. So many mid recipes It’s gotta taste good and get the MIL accidentally drunk
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Paul Teutul Jr: I don’t know how to tell my dad that his rare praise is like water to me. I feel like a rain forest tree that got planted in the desert Paul Teutul Sr: Baby got… bike??? Sir Mix-a-Lot asked us to make this custom chopper with nods to his signature hat and of course: luscious ladies
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 24/09/2026
Scratch a Libertarian, and a fascist bleeds …
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we call it apartheid now
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The abolition of classes means placing all citizens on an equal footing with regard to the means of production belonging to society as a whole. It means giving all citizens equal opportunities of working on the publicly-owned means of production, on the publicly-owned land
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is FAR more demotivating than some left wing shitposting or podcasting critic of the democratic party can ever be
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Landon’s greatness is directly attributable to him being a Chiefs fan
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Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s pretty good Kalshi, but usually in my ideations there’s a noose around my neck that is secured to a large rock on the cliff surface
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Alex @alxlndomountain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Harrowing episode. We need to hear people calling this gestational slavery because what else do you call being forced to surrender your body for labor you do not wish to perform.
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1073 - Unsafe, Illegal, and Common feat. Kylie Cheung (9/21/26)
1073 - Unsafe, Illegal, and Common feat. Kylie Cheung (9/21/26) by Chapo Trap House
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