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Faye Havoc
@fayehavoc.bsky.social
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Burlesque. Sewing. Photography. Tea. Cats. Snakes. Plants. Half of the only pantomime horse to win a title at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Some weirdo in a costume. patreon.com/fayehavoc fayehavoc.com
![[Screenshot of a text message conversation.]
Her: Tomorrow's dinner is pasta - want to share it with me?
Me: I think you have the wrong number.
Her: I'm Alina. Don't you remember me?
[Selfie of a white woman with long wavy brunette hair and lip filler wearing a surprisingly modest buttoned-up white dress shirt.]
Me: Girl we have totally different area codes. Hope you can reach your pasta dinner friend though.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3wdielmdt6gn6lnm3w7v7oy/bafkreihgq6zhlmyjuch6rqwnodv2255mhghzbcttzejb5b5iyfttinl6p4)
![[Screenshot of a text message conversation.]
[Bottom of the photo of the woman in the white dress shirt.]
Me: Girl we have totally different area codes. Hope you can reach your pasta dinner friend though.
Her: Thank you. Your gentlemanly manner is truly charming. It's been a pleasure chatting with you. By the way, is [redacted] your Signal number? Perhaps we could chat more easily there. What do you think?
Me: The last spambot who cold-texted me also assumed I was a man. It's pretty funny. Anyways, blocking this number now.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3wdielmdt6gn6lnm3w7v7oy/bafkreifpjscdhld4uqvuiwpqekdc52apo3scdb57w6qs7m4b3hrcqewj24)
