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Faye Havoc

@fayehavoc.bsky.social
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Burlesque. Sewing. Photography. Tea. Cats. Snakes. Plants. Half of the only pantomime horse to win a title at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Some weirdo in a costume. patreon.com/fayehavoc fayehavoc.com

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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe we could do some of our practice and make mistakes offline. Or we could put some of it on the internet to show people that drafts and detours and failures are all part of the process, and that great art comes from experimentation and a willingness to learn, develop, and above all: TRY.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 6h
"It doesn't have to be good" is so real and so simple. But then, in a society structured like a panopticon where everything someone does seems like it needs to be put online (or it didn't happen) and left vulnerable to the judgment and ridicule of others? Being bad at something TERRIFIES people.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's my friend @notwritinggames.bsky.social's 40th birthday and you should at least follow her if not throw money at her and/or check out her games and [not]writing! www.patreon.com/notwriting
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy birthday!! I will now go share a thing in your honour.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't want to do anything. I also don't want to do nothing. This, as you can imagine, has put me in a very problematic philosophical situation
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
☹️ Hopefully accidental..?
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
All the color on these come from where Eva places them in her basically room sized wood fire kiln. Eva is doing devil magic up in the mountains outside of Seattle.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unscrew the caps and sample them anyways. Do crimes.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(Based on someone else's use of this meme with "Mercury Retrograde" in place of "Perimenopause.")
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Picked up my prescription for estrogen goo so I can finally begin to deal with the brain fog that's been making my job next-to-impossible.. ..OR nothing changes and I finally realize it's just my own toxic self-sabotaging relationship with work in general; that I was the problem all along.
Distraught blonde woman pointing and yelling: "Perimenopause is ruining my life!"
White cat seated at dinner table:
"It's you, bitch."
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Precarious is the word, for sure.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feeling this so so so much. Forcing myself not to work (well, not very hard anyways,) this month and next at great financial peril! (But the brain fog is almost making it easy to turn down big sewing contracts because I know I literally cannot deliver on them anymore. 🫠)
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only good thing about having to leave the house before noon is that I get to enjoy this morning fog.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's a witch hair trying to grow out of a rogue follicle on the right side of my chin and it feels wrong to pluck it out in October but here we are.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tried to burn the ABC propaganda flyer we received in the mail but the damn thing was extremely flame-resistant. Anyways, off to advance-vote for COPE and anyone else who actually wants to improve this city for everyone who lives here.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This leaf just fell through the open bus skylight/roof; happy fall, y'all. 🚌🍁
A dry orange maple leaf on the speckled floor of a transit vehicle.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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scarykine @clairikine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Infinite personalized music” is what music already is, jackass
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck Cornell but yeah you know I'm up for another year of delicious brews in exchange for more jams and jellies and pies because making it ourselves kicks ass tastes better and bucks the system.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little deer.
What I wore to the fae rave last Friday: antler headband, gold lace collar and face chain, ring choker, wrap dress, and a crown  made entirely of real foraged plants: rosehips, hawthorn, cotoneaster, tansy, and spirea. Makeup was understated but looked pretty good that night.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DID U FROLIC IN CORN?? 🍂🎃🌽🌾🍁
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yup. Don't like this at all. At least it didn't grab my feet this time.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This happened sometime between 10:20-10:45am after another all-night sewing grind. Fuck off, sleep paralysis demon. I'm just trying to take a nap before I gotta wake back up again and finish this job.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I knew the vocal sounds would coalesce into words I didn't want to hear if I didn't do something, so in a panic I managed to gasp out "shut UP" and the voice and buzzing/ringing stopped and I startled myself awake because I had said it aloud.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lying on my back but with my knees to one side, I started feeling intense pressure on my chest and then my ears started buzzing and a voice started whispering in an unintelligible language through the white noise, both sounds growing steadily and rapidly louder.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh cool an exciting NEW flavour of sleep paralysis.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New Agnes Obel album on repeat while 'm crafting a forest faery headdress on a rainy fall night.>>>>>
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Appropriately great cover art for a great book. I think about it a lot.
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Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm) @scarlettohairdye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyway, if you're in Seattle you should come to my hot haunting Halloween-themed show this Saturday the 26th! events.ticketleap.com/tickets/unna...
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Earlyween
Earlyween: A striptease celebration of scary season! Halloween. The holiday with everything: Costumes, candy, running around without adult supervision, and generally reveling in the darker side of lif...
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Covid-negative so now I can make a basic deer girl outfit and grow out my armpit hair for the queer fae rave this weekend.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, today I learned about mossy rose gall. I am bewildered, fascinated AND horrified. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplole...
A reddish-tinged green clump of something that looks like moss growing around a branch of wild rose. They tell me it's full of baby wasps and I'm not entirely sure how to feel about that.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazing pond-side colony of white oyster mushrooms (featuring a little mallard who was way too comfortable with my presence, and the loud squawks of a huge blue heron doing a flyover).
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn Equinox walk in the woods. Here's some fruit:
Clockwise from top left: hawthorn, blackberry, medlar, more hawthorn, rosehip, pokeberry, snowberry, holly (don't eat those last 3).
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HEFTY ✨🥔
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tonight's Equinox Activity is the ritual baking of the Big Potato. 2026's Big Potato weighs 7g more than 2025's Big Potato!
A big potato on a kitchen scale; the scale reads 543g.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tech guys think AI is inevitable and Alexa doesn’t know the difference between Duke Ellington and Louis Armstrong. Sure, Jan.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Solid plan.)
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OH it's about HEROIN.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING. I looked it up and the original is as old as me? (It came out in 1982??) Why the multi/cross-generational obsession everywhere all at once??? (Usually when a song from the '80s goes viral it was used in some popular show/movie/Tiktok but that doesn't seem to be the case here?)
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(I'm so upset.)
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went back to gather more flower clusters from the well-irrigated and abundantly efflorescent red rosebushes outside [redacted] and sometime in the last week THEY CUT THEM BACK. HOW DARE.
An extensive line of rosebushes bewilderingly trimmed flat on the tops and sides. Only a few scattered red blooms remain. If you wanted box hedges you should've planted boxwoods, guys. What an absolute travesty.
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Meg @geo-meg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I had a dollar for every person who said some variation of “what?! that’s still a thing??” when I said I had covid this week, I would have at least $5. Sigh. Yes, it’s still a thing. This is exactly why it’s still a thing.
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Part of how I know we're going to win the Butlerian Jihad is because our side encourages creative skills while theirs is about offloading them. Human civilization needs creativity or it dies, which we may find out soon, and we will still have our skills after the rest forget how to tie their shoes.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Waitwaitwait is this fucking song actually just Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" for the Millennial ren' faire set?
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay everyone on Instagram needs to cool it with that "Golden Brown" song and the dozens of alternate versions there seem to be of it. Other music exists!
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Genuinely upset about a few of the things I can't or couldn't do, though. Ninajirachi show last night. Final date with Boyfriend before a 3-week trip to Japan & Korea with their girlfriend. NP appointment to talk about HRT. Last Night Market ever. Photoshoot setup.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OctNOber prelude: I caught my second-ever case of covid last weekend and had to cancel/postpone a bunch of stuff. (Practicing!)
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeptember and Yescember, sadly, must remain the same.
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Faye Havoc @fayehavoc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NOvember didn't work very well for me last year: I managed only about a week and a half of saying NO to people/things/events/work/responsibilities that brought me neither joy nor personal fulfillment. I'll try harder this year. I have to. I'm a burnt-out wreck and I need to do something about it.
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