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Mike Allen (he/himself)

@fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social
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Charity worker and ridiculous music aficionado Also beer; always beer ..

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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Mine (1953: oh yea, I'm old); this really works... Adventure Playground Daft as a brush Print out Random-access memory Sci-fi
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Google's statement that it includes a watermark that can identify them as AI-generated is completely braindead as to how disinformation works. You think people spending literally three seconds to derail a discussion give a shit about that? This is so easy to abuse www.404media.co/google-earth...
Asked for comment, Google pointed 404 Media to a tweet the company posted on Thursday. “We take misinformation seriously – every image created with Nano Banana in Google Earth includes the SynthID digital watermark, so if someone is unsure about an image, they can ask the Gemini app or use Lens in Search to see if the image was AI-generated. In addition, we prevent image creation on harmful topics and are continually updating our protections,” it read. 
This of course ignores the very obvious fact that plenty of people do not bother to verify themselves if an image is real or not. People spreading misinformation also often don’t care about eventually getting caught; they can cause a massive amount of damage to a certain conversation very quickly before anyone calls them out for their bullshit.
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why the f**k do we not classify the social media companies as “publishers”? They would then be subject to the existing law that makes a publisher responsible for what it publishes. It should not make any difference that what the social media companies publish is digital rather than ink on paper
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
OK, I'll play, but it gives my age away: Jimi Hendrix Band of Gypsies The Doors David Bowie Grateful Dead The Ramones Graham Parker and the Rumour Nick Lowe Billy Bragg Elvis Costello and the Attractions Cowboy Junkies
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 25/10/2025
Bernie Sanders once again showing that socialist (or social-democratic) economics are worthless without social liberalism, just as people like Nick Clegg show that social liberalism without socialist (or at least Keynesian) economics is worthless. You need both.
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
National Front —> BNP —> UKIP —> Brexit Party —> Reform Different names, same racist bigotry. Don’t let Reform voters claim they are anything but the National Front in disguise. WE SEE YOU.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Gobsmacked by the appearance of Watertown, the heartbreak concept album by Sinatra, that I’ve owned for years and didn’t know anyone else even liked, in the @500songspodcast.bsky.social l‬ episode on… wait for it… Led Zeppelin. Yes. Awards should be given for working this narrative.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
You know there's a good reason there are no (recent) (at all) posts here: I'm trying to get my aged head around WordPress and a vanity site. Gimme a break: I was used to using a ZX81 and suddenly...
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I know I should be able to make up my own snides about the papacy, but this:
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Just noting that with Trump, as with all narcissistic abusers, it's DARVO all the time—if Trump claims Zelenskyy ‘disrespected US’ and is not ready for peace, it's a tell that Trump demanded Z get on his knees and kiss the ring, and Z told him where to get off.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Lotsa questions; need answers, as it could easily be the UK soon, with the Poundshop Trump, our very own Nigel open.substack.com/pub/owenjone...
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Elon Musk stages coup d'etat. Expect the Democrats and media to roll over
No big deal. Just the unravelling of an already flawed democracy by an unelected plutocrat
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
How about we honour the victims and survivors of Auschwitz by correctly identifying Nazis when they sieg heil in front of us
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 24/01/2025
To instrumentalize what my sister is saying below: every time someone says DEI say “you mean civil rights?” Every time someone says they are against woke reply “oh so you’re a segregationist!” Words have meaning! Don’t allow that nonsense to stand.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Doctorow talks about enshittification and a solution of "adversarial interoperability," but HOW to generate a head of steam seems distant 😖
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Another pointed and illuminating post from Ian; so much so that I read it on my Bezos-phone than the usual Substack email. Agree with all of what he says, but how do we do this both individually AND collectively?
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Tulyn Lavinshy Allen-Price Cat was a blue-point Oriental of extreme intelligence and noise, a rescue with a history of being over-bred, and real fun being.
Tulyn was a blue-point oriental cat of extreme intelligence and noise
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Nothing says "J'accuse" quite like Marco Louderkatz
Image of male white cat staring at camera, with an accusatory expression
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Jess Phillips @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Stolen from LinkedIn (sorry, can't find from whom), but clear the 💩 faced by neurodiverse people all the time from us typicals 🫣😡
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'd always liked, but never quite got, Parliament Funkadelic, and to this day I don't know why. Now going to watch this to study my mistakes.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 23/11/2024
Stokes and McCullum need strong start to year that could define Bazball
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Stokes and McCullum need strong start to year that could define Bazball
Series against familiar foes New Zealand, where they haven’t won 16 years, is taster for even bigger challenges ahead for England The way the cricket calendar is carved up sounds a bit absurd; a kind of speed-dating event for the chief executives and…
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Please do read the comments under my article on assisted dying. People on both sides of the debate, who've gone through terrible grief talking about their conclusions. Really moving and even inspiring. iandunt.substack.com/p/trying-to-...
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Trying to make a damn bit of sense of the assisted dying debate
Everything you need to know about a profound change in the law
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Aleister Crowley, Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers, Santa appears
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just seen Robert Plant presents Saving Grace featuring Suzi Dian, and @andrewhickey.500songs.com was right: they were really good AND the tour name has more words than there were people on stage 😊
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Can you please remind me to stop going "Oooogh' whenever the Orange Hitler does something that he (and Project 2025) said he would. It's wearing me, and my American wife, out 😭
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We knew he'd proposed it, but really? Really?? Trump selects Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a vaccine skeptic, as health secretary www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Live updates: Trump selects Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a vaccine skeptic, as health secretary
Get the latest news on the transition to the new administration of President-elect Donald Trump and a new Congress.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
In a week of ridiculous crap, this, at least 😏
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 13/11/2024
Data point the Church of England might bear in mind. Of the three living Archbishops of Canterbury, two hold gay sex to be sinful, and have been disgraced for covering up sexual abusers of children. One signed a letter calling for a ban on conversion therapy for trans people and hasn't been.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 13/11/2024
“In internal exile in Naples, the eminent liberal Italian philosopher-historian Benedetto Croce observed disdainfully that Mussolini had added a fourth type of misgovernment — ‘onagrocracy,’ government by braying asses — to Aristotle’s famous three: tyranny, oligarchy, and democracy.” - Rob Paxton
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 31/10/2024
We now bring you this live feed from Mar-a-Lago
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 22/02/2024
Just thinking how weird it must be to be Paul McCartney, to be in your eighties, and know that essentially nothing you've done in the last fifty-four years, or that you can possibly ever do, will end up being more than a footnote to what you'd done by the time you were twenty-seven.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Brewing up, but not your English cup of tea, as my US wife and her friends would have. For a start, you can't drink lots of these a day, or even start in the early morning. When I say "can't" I mean "shouldn't".
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 25/01/2024
I’ve solved the Brexit problem. It’s a shitshow. So we rejoin, adopt the Euro, quit our unjustified superiority complex. The £178 billion it’s cost so far? We seize all the assets belonging to Cummings, Tice, Banks and Farage and make them all do community service for the rest of their lives.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
And looking forward to this, sorry these, episodes, sorry portions very enthusiastically, and STILL awaiting mention of Gram Parsons 😏
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Cat thinks it's too cold to move off the sofa and radiator. Probably right.
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Mike Allen (he/himself) @fatuousplatitudes.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I imported 3 friends from Twitter to Bluesky
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Import your Twitter follows to Bluesky
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